Get Out of my House Discord

by SpitFlame

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 934

Apparently, for whatever reason, Discord was in my house. I swear I'm not crazy; I'll explain.

Hello everybody. Most of you people know me as a boring old author from this site. I'm always posting blogs and responding to comments, though I have a story of what happened to me when I wasn't online; when I wasn't writing stories. I know most of you won't believe me, but I tell the truth. Just read for yourself.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-19 01:08:23 UTC

Damn it Discord, don't touch anything!

"Holy crap, something totally off the walls just happened to me. As I write this, just moments ago, Discord was in my house! I swear, that guy was such a dick. Ahem, allow me to explain. It happened a long time ago. At the moment, I was pretty happy."

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A few hours ago

I slammed the door, dropping my bag with frustration. "Damn mods," I told myself out loud. "Why did they kick me out of the college library? I only glued My Little Pony posters to the walls; no one got hurt." As my idiotic brain complained to itself, I paced myself to my fortress of solitude...my room.

As I walked in, I closed the door and slowly locked it. Turning around, I witnessed in silence my bedroom. A bed could be found in the middle with two very fluffy pillows. Shelves upon shelves of books, toys and other accessories littered the pink walls. Yes; my room was pink. I guess when you love a show about ponies, your friends will higher engineers to paint it so. I didn't mind. To my right, a simple wooden desk laid there. My DIYPC gaming PC was on top of it, custom painted with a Halo 3 theme, finishing off with three monitors.

Sighing to myself, I walked up to it. Sitting down on my black wheeled chair, I gave an exhausting sigh. "Welp," I turned on the computer, placing my right hand on the Halo 3 mouse, "Time to go on my favorite site and see the new comments."

About an hour passed of me scrolling through different stories, reading feedback on my blogs and responding. I checked my private messages, looking at the cover art one of my friends was making for me. He was making a cover for one of my stories. While he did take long, I was hoping he would finish soon. Not that I was being impatient, but I was eager to see the final drawing.

"Hello, what do we have here?" I clicked on another message. This one was from some random fans asking if they wanted to play Halo. As always, I made a schedule saying I would play later on that day.

Suddenly, my screen turned to pure black. I through back a little, getting jumped scared. "What the hell is going on?" I asked myself in a Russian accent. A white, pixelated text popped up. It read:

180 degrees is the answer

That's the way to turn your chair

Make sure to witnessed a good dancer

After all, your room is your lair

I thought for a few seconds, and then I came up with the answer. "This is an easy one. It's just telling me to turn arou-HOLY SHIT!!!!" I spoke while turning around; stopping my chair to witness what was on my bed. Discord was sitting on the sheets, giving a suspicious smile.

"Well, did you like my riddle," he asked, perking his ears. I was completely in shock. A character from a show of talking equines was sitting on my bed.

"Discord?!" Was my only response.

The draconequus gave a disappointing sigh. "Why are all humans so scared of me? Is it the way I smell?" Discord reached his nose down to his arm pits, taking a whiff. "Nah, I sing Winter Wrap Up during showers. I'm sure that's the best to clean yourself, with song."

"Discord," I interrupted. "What the fuck are you doing here? Go back to the cartoon."

Discord crossed his arms. "But it's soooooooooo boring there," he then looked around my room, spotting the shelves. "Oooh, what have you got here?"

"Hey, don't touch that," I blurted out, running to the draconequus and pushed him. Too bad he didn't move.

"Boring, lame, seen it before," he scrolled through all my action figures and math papers.

"Damn it Discord," I started. "Can't you go do something else?"

Discord held a claw to his chin, thinking. "Well, I did just come back from having tea with Fluttershy, but I suppose I'll be on my way." Discord was about to leave, until his eyes caught the sight of my gaming PC. "Wait, what's that," he teleported to the computer, I ran up to him, feeling worried.

What really sucked is that he found a clopfic about him and Fluttershy. "Hm, what's this," he asked in curiosity. I shook my head rapidly.

"No, no, no, no, no, that's nothing, now leave!" Too bad my attempts were in vein as he read the description.

Discord shows Fluttershy how much he really loves her in this awesome clopfic!

I bit my lip as Discord threw his tongue out in disgust. "Blah; are you serious? Love is so lame. Everypony knows chaos is better."

With quick thinking I turned off the computer, surprising Discord. "Hey, I wanted to read that."

I gave a sarcastic laugh. "Haha, yeah funny story; Now leave!"

Discord simply got up from the chair, stretching his arms. "Very well then, I will go, but first tell me, are there any people interesting on this site of yours?"

I held a finger to my chin. "Well, I know a few popular people and-".

"Excellent." Discord cut me off. "I'll go visit them next." With that said, the draconequus snapped his fingers, instantly disappearing in a flash of white light.

I sat there, motionless. After a few seconds of thinking this all through, I immediately fired up my PC, going straight to the internet. "Holy shit," I thought. "I've got to write a fanfiction about this!"