"RANDOMNESS!"

by ssssssssssssss

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 591

The mane 6 and my 6 ocs are bored, hilarity insues, and stuff happens..like some real crazy Sh*t...

Boredom can make you go random and do random shiz everywhere….
[img]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/058/3/2/mlp_rage_faces__remade__by_observedfirefly-d4r6fzn.png[/img]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-19 04:24:13 UTC

RANDOMNESS!

It was a sunny day in Ponyville, and the mane 6 and their cousins were as bored as sh*t.

"Argh! Nothing to do!" said Midnight Dash, laying on a rock.

"GET OFF OF TOM!" shouted Rarity, slapping Midnight off her precious rock.

"Oh...the random affair shall begin!" declared The Trolling Mare, making Twilight barf kittens.

"Blah blah blah- mew mew mew mew..!" said Twilight as a lake of kittens emerged from her mouth.

Pop! Pinkie appeared in a banana suit. "I'm a motha buckin banana!" she sang.

"DIE!" shrieked Silver Blitz, holding an AK-47 and shooting everypony.

"Can't touch this cause I'm SKYFALLLIN! And ice, ice baby...." sang Midnight, dodging her cousin's random gunfires.

"AHHHHH Smile HD Pinkie! I have to sonic rainboom her face!" yelled Rainbow, beating up the creepily smiling mare who was punching a tree.

"Buy some apples!" shouted AJ and Applebloom, teleporting into Canterlot, and replacing Celestia's bananas.

Damn, was that a mistake...Celestia sent her to the moon, Luna still there.

The Trolling Mare looked at the camera and asked me, SmileHDFan why was this happening.

"Because I'm the narrator! Deal with it >8)"

"....Why is there a Twilicane in my hoof and why is Fluttershy a tree?!" demanded Twilight to me.

I shrugged and walked back to my place.

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"Rainbow! Get off my keyboard!" I yelled, slapping her hooves away.

"Silver, make me a sandwich!" Midnight shouted.

"No, ask the rich b*tch to do it..." she replied, calling in a tank.

"Rarity, make me a buckin sandwich!" Midnight whined.

"Nope, sorry darlin, but I'm too busy crying about the new Miley Cyrus and Derpy Hooves..." Rarity replied solemnly back.

"CELESTIA DAMMIT! SMART COOKIE, TELEPORT ME IN A THUNDERSTORM SO SMILEHDFAN CAN MAKE A DARK, TRAGIC STORY CALLED SKYFALL!" Midnight yelled, slapping her tan chocolate dotted unicorn friend.

"Fine...." she sighed, her horn glowing.

Meanwhile, AJ and Applebloom were playing shrades with Luna while Fluttershy was kissing Rainbow.

Pinkie was constantly chucking muffins at the screen.

I glared at her and told her to stop and get a life.

Trolling Mare was slapping Shimmer Stone with a fish, while Starry Night farted and a nuclear bomb went off, while Celestia randomly kicked Luna into a pit shouting "THIS IS BUCKIN SPARTA!"

Pinkie's mane straightened and I said, "Nevermind...heheh."

Smart Cookie was finished and posted this link:Skyfall

Rainbow then wrote a FlutterDash or RainbowShy fic...while Luna punished her sister by making her kiss Twilight's plot.

"Get outta my way, chicken!" I shouted as I ran to write my Skyfall fic, shoving Scootaloo aside.

"And you, dictionary!" I yelled as I blitzed in my desk, chucking Sweetie Belle aside.

"AHHHH!" Rarity screamed, due to Pinkie nibbling on her.

"Your'e a marshmallow...." she whispered, licking her white fur.

"I like trains..." said Scootaloo, just as Silver's bombs hit Ponyville, along with brony haters everywhere.

The bombs sent Ponyville up in flames, while the train hit Scootaloo and half the town in ashes.

Miley Cyrus randomly hit Midnight with a wrecking ball, but Midnight shoved Rarity in front instead.

"NOOOOOO MY BUCKIN MARSHMALLOW!" Pinkie shrieked, then she leapt at me, and begged me to edit it.

"Nope..." and then I erased her mouth.

Rainbow kicked Silver in the face, while Smart Cookie whipped the Trolling Mare to make her a sandwich.

TM and Fluttershy cried when she asked for bacon on it.

And she was sent to the moon by Luna instead....

I shouted, "WOW EVERYONE, JUST WOW!"

AND THEREFORE THEY WERE NO LONGER BORED EVER AGAIN!

FIN