Mudraynebow's Life Story

Mudrayne drove home after four hours of working at the farm. He turned on the radio, and switched to his iPod and turned on Eminem music because he thought Eminem was awesome and it was, like, all he listened to. He was kind of cranky today because four bees had raped his arm with their stingers when he had been working. He had killed those bees, but his arm still hurt a lot. He was just glad it was his left arm that had gotten stung and not his right arm. How was he supposed to jack off if his right arm hurt too much?

Mudrayne finally made it home and turned into his driveway. He got out of his car and went inside, grabbed a sandwich off the cabinet, and went upstairs. It was getting dark, and it was five in the afternoon. He ate the sandwich and went right to the iPad and got on FimFiction. He liked to talk with the other users on there, like Stiggerzz, TheIronPrincess, and Flabbergasted.

After talking about random shit for awhile, one of the users suggested that Mudrayne should have his own group,so he made it. It was called I Like To Have Sex With Mudraynebow. Or something like that.

"Oh my god, I have my own fan group!" Mudrayne said out loud. "This is sooo cool!"

He discovered that he was an admin in the group, so he went and made TheIronPrincess an admin too, but not Stiggerzz because he was too lazy, and then he had to comment to remind Hans to not forget about TheIronPrincess because she was an admin now and Hans was being a douche.

After he did that, he went and re-read some of the PM's he had recently gotten. They said {*censored*} and stuff like that! and they always turned him on whenever he read them.

After fucking around for awhile longer, he looked at the time and saw it was time for bed. He got into bed, and using pony porn that Stiggerzz had sent to him, he began clopping. He clopped harder, making weird noises, until he finally came, right into a paper towel so the jizz wouldn't get all over the bed. Tired from all the clopping and hard work that day, Mudrayne soon fell asleep.