Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash Discover Erotic Fiction

by SkydreamPegasus

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Rainbow Dash, Sex, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 3305

Twilight and Rainbow try an enchanted adult comic.

Rainbow Dash wants to spice up her relationship with Twilight Sparkle, and suggests sharing an enchanted comic adventure from the erotic fiction section.

Maybe she should have read the cover first.

Published 2014-01-19 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-19 18:30:02 UTC

The only chapter

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash Discover Erotic Fiction
By Coaldust

Twilight Sparkle was not amused. When Rainbow had asked her to go get something to read together, she had thought her marefriend meant a romantic novel, or an adventure or something.
What Rainbow Dash had actually meant was the Enchanted Comic Book Store. Ever since Spike had shown the ponies his Power Ponies comic and what it was capable of, Rainbow Dash had been eager to try out some adventure comics. However, she didn’t want to try one alone. After all, adventurers need ‘smokin’ hot egghead sidekicks’, as Rainbow put it.

At the very least, Twilight was glad that Rainbow wanted to do something fun together. Swallowing her disappointment at the lack of good, solid, thick books filled with so many wonderful words, she went inside the shop with the rainbow maned pegasus.
“Alright, Rainbow, did you have something in mind for us to enjoy together?” Rainbow let out a squee and practically dragged Twilight through the shop. “Rainbow, slow down! What’s got you so-“
Twilight’s protestations were cut off by the sight of the curtained off section in front of her.

EROTIC FICTION – 18+ ONLY

Well…this was…different.
“I thought maybe we could share an adventure and do something sexy at the same time…” Twilight turned to regard her marefriend, and was surprised to see the usually brash Rainbow Dash was now looking a little sheepish and blushing.
“Oh Rainbow…of course, I’d love to! I’ll admit, I have been fascinated by the idea of enchanted comics, and a chance to study another one properly would be-“
“Twilight, this isn’t supposed to be a study trip. I want us to do something fun together, you know? Something awesome with my smokin’ hot marefriend!”
“Oh, right, sorry.”
“Eh, it’s alright, Egghead.”
“Oh shush, Featherbrain!”

A shared laugh later, Rainbow and Twilight looked through the comics to try and decide which erotic adventure they’d like to share. Their search was interrupted, however, when a familiar pair of faces appeared at the curtain.
“Ah cain’t believe y’all wanna look fer somethin’ ta read in here, of all places!” Came a familiar farmpony’s twang.
“Oh hush, Applejack! All the Canterlot elite have been raving about the contents of this very shop! Why, it’s revived Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis’ marriage! Or at least, that’s what the papers say.” Came a fashion unicorn’s refined accent in reply.
“Well yeah, but Ah ain’t some fancy noblepony. Ah’m more ‘down ta earth’, if ya get what Ah- RAINBOW!?”
“If I get what you Rainbow? What on earth do you me- Goodness, Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?”

Crap thought Rainbow Dash.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
Twilight came round from another shelf, blushing profusely at the idea of enchanted comics involving guardpony orgies (especially one that featured a facsimile of her brother), and saw Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash staring at each other.
“Oh, are you here to pick up a comic too, Rarity, Applejack?” The three friends all turned to face Twilight, embarrassment clear on their faces.
Keen to end the awkwardness as soon as possible, Applejack and Rainbow Dash both just grabbed a random comic from a shelf, waving them at the other ponies.
“Oh Ah’m just here ta pick up a comic Ah like readin’ and Ah’m totally not here ta find somethin’ dirty ta read with mah marefriend! Nosiree!” Applejack lied about as convincingly as she was able (which is to say ‘not at all’).
“Oh, uh, yeah, same here AJ! I’m just picking up the newest Daring Do graphic novel! Totally not buying comic porn!” Rainbow replied.
Rarity just facehoofed.
“Yes, well, I’m going to drag my unsubtle beloved here away and leave you two to your browsing.” Rarity grabbed Applejack’s tail in her telekinesis and tugged, hissing through clenched teeth. “Let’s go, Applejack!”
Rainbow Dash was keen to leave pretty swiftly herself before she blushed so hard the colour burned in. She grabbed Twilight and pulled her towards the counter.
“Rainbow! What are you doing?” Twilight complained as she was pulled along. Rainbow just sighed.
“This is more embarrassing than I thought, Twi. I just…maybe this was a mistake.”
“No, Rainbow, it was a great idea. Don’t worry about feeling awkward, it’s natural. Now come on, let’s just get that comic you picked up and get back to our room.”

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

In their room at the palace, Twilight and Rainbow opened the brown paper bag with their purchase inside, and took a look at just what it was that Rainbow had grabbed.
“Huh. Weird title. What kind of story is ‘The Toymaker – An Adventure In Objectification’?”
“Objectification? It’s not one I’ve heard of. Maybe I should study it a bit first.” Rainbow rolled her eyes and flipped the comic open.
“Nuh uh, Twi! We’re going in hooves first!”
“No, Rainbow, wait-“ As soon as the comic flipped to the first page, the panels flashed brightly in a surge of magic. Twilight and Rainbow found themselves caught in the glow, and were swiftly pulled inside.
And then, the room was empty, save for their luggage and an open comic book.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

When the magic had finished its work, Twilight and Rainbow found themselves sprawled on the floor of a dark, cold room, with Twilight sprawled on top of the pegasus. She was the first to clear her head and stand up, her horn lighting up to examine their surroundings.
“Well thanks a lot, Rainbow! I wanted to find out what we were in for first, but now we’ve got no idea!” Rainbow groaned as she stood and flexed her wings, looking about the room.
“Oh come on, Twi! You can’t analyse and study everything you do before you do it! Sometimes you gotta just jump right in! It’s more fun that way!”
“You didn’t even look at the comic before you bought it! What if it was something on our NO list?” The irate alicorn countered.
“Then we just say the escape safewords they put in these things and get out early!”
“And do you KNOW those escape safewords?”
“Uh…oops.” Twilight facehoofed.
“So now we have to play this story out or wait for the 12 hour auto-eject. Who knows WHAT’LL happen to us between then and now!”
“OK, OK! I’m sorry! I just didn’t wanna have to wait to do something fun with you, Twi! You’ve been so busy with your Princess stuff and studying that I’ve barely had time to be your marefriend! I just wanted time with you! Is that so bad?” Rainbow countered.

Twilight’s expression softened, as her marefriend had a point. She HAD been rather reclusive lately.
“No,Rainbow, I’M sorry. You’re right. I’ve been a pretty poor partner.”
“Nah, you’re alright, Twi. You’ve got duties and stuff, I get that.”
A third voice interrupted the lovers – the deep, menacing voice of a villainous stallion.
“Oh, how precious! The lovers have resolved their differences. Well, now you’re not at each other’s throats, we can begin.”

Twilight and Rainbow looked around, but saw no source of the voice. All that surrounded them was plain, black walls, with a ventilation grill in the ceiling.
“Who are you!? Show yourself!” Rainbow’s challenge went unanswered, save for a sudden noticeable hiss from the vent shaft. The noise got Twilight’s attention, who looked up to see a pink mist drifting from the ceiling.
“Gas! Rainbow, get down here!” It was too late, however, as the pegasus had already succumbed to the rapid acting fumes. “Rainbow!!”
Forgetting to put up a defense for herself, Twilight ran over to examine Rainbow Dash’s body. The pegasus seemed unharmed, but was out like a light. Then, with a thud, Twilight joined her in slumberland.
“And now, we can begin…” came the stallion’s voice once more.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

When Twilight awoke, her head felt heavy, and her horn tingled uncomfortably. She wasn’t in a dark cell this time, however. Rather, her eyes hurt as she opened them due to the brightness of the room she was in.
Once her eyes had adjusted, she took a look around. She was in some kind of laboratory, with banks of machines pinging and bleeping all around her. Ponies in labcoats trotted about from machine to machine, examining readings, jotting down findings, pushing about carts loaded with supplies…it was all very familiar to Twilight, in fact. Science was a passion of hers. Her train of thought was interrupted, however, when a tall, dark coated unicorn walked into her eyeline.

“Aaah, you’re awake. Good! You’re just in time to watch the show. Spies like you deserve special treatment, after all, and I have something VERY special in mind for your pegasus accomplice!”
Twilight’s horn flared as she tried to teleport out of her bonds, scowling at the villain before her. Her scowl turned to an expression of shock, however, as the magic fizzled, her horn throbbing with sudden pain.
“Oh, yes, a magic inhibitor ring. Please, Agent T, don’t insult my intelligence by thinking me capable of forgetting to block your most powerful abilities. Now, please, turn your attention to the screen.”

Agent T? Oh, that must be who I’m playing in this story Twilight thought to herself briefly, before realising Rainbow Dash wasn’t in the same room.
“Where’s Rainbow Dash!? What have you done with her!?” Twilight yelled at her captor, struggling at her bonds futilely.
“Agent R? Oh, she’s our latest test subject. Did you ever wonder why they call me the Toymaker?” He pressed a button on a console, causing a giant screen in front of Twilight to flicker into life. On the screen was Rainbow Dash, alone in a large, empty room. The pegasus was flying about frantically, examining the room she was in and yelling loudly at nothing in particular. However, the screen wasn’t playing any sound, so Twilight couldn’t hear what was being yelled.
“They call me the Toymaker because of my skill with transformation magic, objectification and so on. But Rainbow Dash is going to test my latest invention instead! My magic can only do so much, after all.”

He turned to another control, and flicked another switch. On the screen, a series of lights on the walls surrounding Rainbow Dash flickered into life.
“As a pegasus, your friend loves to fly, I presume? Well, now she’ll be able to fly forever.” Twilight looked on in terror as her marefriend suddenly stopped moving, falling limply to the ground.
“You see, I need a new balloon for my airship after you destroyed my old one, Agent T. Your friend will make an excellent balloon.”
The blue pegasus on the screen appeared to be yelling, but otherwise she was still. Then, suddenly, her wings sprang up. They looked wrong to Twilight, however. They looked almost as thought they were…
“…inflating. You’re inflating her…blowing her up like a balloon.” Twilight’s blood ran cold. “You can’t do this! Let us go!”
“Oh but I can! This is so much fun! Just look at the look on your lover’s face as she swells…”

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Rainbow Dash was beyond panicking. She was frantic, manic in fact. Her breathing and heart rate, however, were perfectly uniform and calm. Despite her panic she wasn't hyperventilating.
Another round of yelling left her hoarse, so Rainbow tried looking once more for an exit. There was none, however. She was well and truly trapped.

Her wings weren’t working, as she’d feared. They had felt tingly a few minutes ago, shortly after the lights turned on, and when she had examined them, they look like balloons.

In fact, they WERE balloons.

Rainbow Dash found herself falling over mid-trot, landing with a squeak on the floor. She tried to stand herself back up, but was unable, at first. Her legs wouldn’t respond either, so she was stuck on the floor on her side. Bit by bit, inch by inch, her body was changing. She tried to scream again, but this time, all that came out was a squeaky breath.
Then, nothing came out at all.

All that was left of the super speedy pegasus was a blue balloon.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

“And time for stage 2!” Said the Toymaker, flicking a series of switches.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

The lights that had transformed Rainbow Dash shut off suddenly, and was followed by a loud rumble of engines as one of the walls opened up. A team of labcoat wearing ponies galloped towards her, wheeling a cart equipped with a large hose. Rainbow realised what this room was meant to be, as soon as the ponies came into her frozen eyeline.

It was a flight hangar.

One of the scientists took the nozzle end of the hose and dragged it over to the balloonified Rainbow Dash, examining the transformed pegasus. Sure enough, beneath her tail, right where her marehood would be, was a large, circular opening. The nozzle was promptly inserted into said hole without ceremony.

This surprised Rainbow Dash immensely, as it felt like a particularly well-endowed stallion had just thrust into her. That is to say, it felt good. VERY good. But that was nothing compared to the sudden feeling of euphoria as whatever contraption at the other end of the hose was activated. There was a sudden rush of what felt like air filling her up, and Rainbow Dash starting lifting from the ground. Soon she realised that it wasn’t air that was filling her up.

It was helium.

The sudden revelation was drowned out, however, by the sheer pleasure of being swollen so full by the gas. She could feel every single limb start to swell outwards rapidly, along with the rest of her body, growing larger and rounder. With every inch of size she gained, and every foot of height she floated, the pleasure grew and grew.

The workers in the hangar who entered with the scientists worked to guide the rapidly swelling Rainbow Dash blimp towards a large, oblong shape that was being towed into the hangar. Rainbow could see it was the outer shell of an airship, and she was going to become its source of lift.

If the pleasure was anything like she was feeling now, then she wanted nothing more than to be inside it.
The gas was paused briefly to make sure Rainbow wasn't too big to fit into the airship shell, which distressed Rainbow Dash no end. She wanted the pleasure! Bring back the bliss, she cried in her head.

She was plunged into darkness when she was put inside the airship shell, but had no time to dwell on the change of environment as the gas was turned back on.
And Rainbow Dash grew and grew, her body confirming to the elongated, bullet-like shape of the airship shell. She had been transformed from a sleek, speedy pegasus into a bloated, gas filled airship balloon. And the moment her body had completely filled the airship shell, her climax hit. What looked like a balloon on the outside, on the inside was a furiously climaxing pony, trapped in a perpetual orgasm, the most powerful she had ever felt in her entire life.

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

“Perfect! Oh, this is perfect! She makes a wonderful airship, don’t you think, Agent T?”
Twilight didn’t reply. She just stared, eyes filled with tears as her lover was forever trapped as a balloon.
“Hmm…well, at any rate, I’m not done yet. No, you’re not becoming a balloon, dear, but I DO have something nice in mind. A one-on-one demonstration of my magic abilities.”

Another button, and Twilight was suddenly transported to another lab. This time, however, she was trapped within a tall, glass tube. A door opened in the lab beyond the glass, and the Toymaker walked in.

“OK, it’s your lucky day, Agent T! I’ve opted to use a little bit of machine assistance for this, so you’ll enjoy it more. Firstly, a little loosening up…” The Toymaker flipped a switch, and Twilight was suddenly bathed in a thick, blue smoke. The effect was instantaneous, Twilight’s panic turning to arousal in a matter of seconds. She could feel her juices flowing down her legs behind her, and feel the air blowing across her exposed, winking marehood.

“Secondly, well, a bit more loosening up!” At his words, a small hole opened up in both the floor and the ceiling of the tube, from which emerged a long, metal tentacle. The end of each tentacle resembled a stallion’s shaft, and Twilight licked her lips and moaned in dire need at the sight of them. The one from the ceiling lowered towards her muzzle, and she clamped her lips around it suddenly, suckling like a mare possessed. There was a trickle of something sweet from its head, which Twilight relished. The tentacle from the floor trailed upwards and thrust deeply into Twilight’s waiting pussy, spreading the mare wide open and reaching in deep inside her. The trapped alicorn began to moan in pure ecstasy, suckling and fucking the tentacles with reckless abandon.

“And third…the magic touch!” The Toymaker’s horn glowed brightly, encompassing Twilight’s body in a bright blue glow. She was vaguely aware of a tingling, stiffening feeling all over, but lost in the pleasure as she was, she didn’t care. She just wanted more pleasure…

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Hours later, The Toymaker was sat in his cabin aboard his new travelling base, powered by the pegasus balloon above. Alone, undressed, and relaxing in his bed, he caressed his rigid stallionhood with a lube covered hoof, getting it all nice and slick for his newest toy. Once he was slick enough, he reached over for the purple object beside him.

It was a marvel, some of his finest work. FleshLight Sparkle, he called it. A long, rubbery fleshlight in a distinctive lavender hue, with purple and pink highlights down the side, and a six pointed star around the middle. At one end, a simulation of a mare’s parted sex. At the other, Twilight Sparkle’s waiting, lust-filled face, mouth open wide to accept any cock.

He grinned to himself, and fed Twilight Sparkle the cock she was so obviously begging for, and slid into the simulation mouth, moaning delightfully as he did so.

It’s fun to be the bad guy…

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Hour later, there was a sudden flash of light in a Canterlot Castle guest room, before two mares suddenly appeared – one blue pegasus, and one purple alicorn.
Slowly, the two stirred, turning to look at each other.

There was silence for several minutes.

Rainbow spoke up first.

“Well…that was…a thing…that happened…” Twilight nodded slightly.
“Yeah, that certainly was…a thing…yes…definitely.”

Silence again.

“I wonder…” Rainbow began, but then stopped.
“What?”
“Well…um…would you…wanna…do it again?” Twilight stared at her lover, unsure how to answer at first.
“Well…maybe, I guess, now that I know what’s coming. I mean…it wasn’t all bad, I suppose.”
“I know, right? You HAVE to try being the balloon! The orgasm was INCREDIBLE! Seriously! I’ve never cum so hard!”
“Well, in that case, you can be the fleshlight!”
“The-…fleshlight? Really?” A nod from Twilight Sparkle made Rainbow Dash smile. “Heh, sounds like fun!”
The two ponies settled on the bed together, closing the comic up for future use before snuggling up for a good, long rest. Then, a thought occurred to Rainbow Dash.
“I wonder what comic AJ and Rarity chose?”

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Elsewhere, in another enchanted comic world, an applebucking mare was chasing a purple maned, black spotted cow across a field.
“Damn it, Rares, get back ‘ere! I’m s’posed ta milk ya an set ya up with the bulls fer a night o’ passion! Get back here ya damn heifer!”
“NEVER!” Screeched the Raricow as she stampeded away. “Worst! Comic! EVER!”

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

“Probably something romantic.” Twilight mused.
“Totally.”

Author's Note

Another entry for the Balloon Ponies January Competition

...I'm so so sorry...