The Tragic Kingdom Wedding

As Princess Celestia Press her wing against the boulder what King Sombra is trap on the other side in Chrystal cave. King Sombra is Desperate to get out too.But both of them was separated like a frosted kids got separates from it parents. Celestia can't reach Sombra and Sombra can't see,Hear,or Talk to Celestia either. Both of them was block and there not a Damn thing they can't do about it. Princess Celestia decide to give up and went up to her Royal Bedroom to rest. But Visa Champion has a plan but it Need all of his friend to work.

He Secretly send a letter to all of his friend and tell them to meet up at the Chrystal Empire as soon as possible.A Few Moments went by and His Friend are finally here. Are there any peculiarly reason why you want us here. Ask Sun Kisser. Yes,I want you all to help me free Sombra. said Visa Champion. FREE SOMBRA, ARE YOU INSANE. said Night Game. If i was would i do this. He Open a Vail of sleepy Potion and feed it to Sunset Standing. Yep,He....is Said Sunset Standing as she start taking a Nap. But what if King Sombra is Doing Evil with our beloved Princess said Sun Kisser.He is not and if he did would he did it already added Visa Champion.

Well,i guess it make sense then said Sun kisser. Well,I not helping you,I'm Taking a Nap Said Night Game and he start falling asleep. Well Then, you have to distract the Princesses for me Sun Kisser. Well,I Appreciate the offer but i not royalty like you said Sun Kisser. Ok,One you don't have to be royalty to distract the princess and two Somepony have to alert the Princess if they a problem in equestria said Visa Champion. Well,Ok i will Said Sun Kisser. Sun was Already work with Princess as guard and She was a first earth pony to have guard position in the royal guard and she happy to her friend out.

But Sun Kisser is facing a challenge Princess Celestia is in a depression after sawing the last few minute of her future husband dieing. But Sun Kisser was determining to distract the Princess and help her cheer up. So,She got her banjo and playing a random song. The Princess was going to ask her to stop.But feeling depress she decide to ask sun kisser what is she doing. Oh,I just working on Visa Champion wrestling theme song. Visa Champion is a wrestler ask Princess Celestia. Was to me Said Sun Kisser. Well,How can manage a Alicorn who want to wrestle,I mean there don't allow Alicorn in E.W.E. Said Celestia. Well,They Did for this one and I'm the manger of him.

Well,Why do you have a banjo out and what is his theme song,anyway. ask Celestia.Oh, it Champion by The Chevin said Sun Kisser.What does it Sound Like. Ask Celestia. Something like this. Said Sun Kisser.

that is really cool said Celestia. OK,Let's cut to the Chase. Said Sun Kisser. Why are you So sad. Princess. ask Sun Kisser. Well,just.....that.......my.......future......husband......King......Sombra.........Is........dead. said Celestia as she start to cry again. No No no,Don't cry Don't Cry.said Sun Kisser. Now,this is sad and Depressing but that doesn't mean you can stop performing your royal duty.Said Sun Kisser. Actually,I been doing them but i so sad that king Sombra is dead. said Princess Celestia. Well,I know what might cheer you up said Sun Kisser. What, ask Celestia. Guard Galloping Gala. said Sun Kisser. The Guard Galloping Gala said Sun Kisser. Yeah,The Grand Galloping Gala. Said Sun Kisser.

And We can plan a fake wedding crematory for you and Your mock husband. Said Sun Kisser. Really,You will do that for me said Princess Celestia. Yeah,Anything that make you happy. Said Sun Kisser. Sound Like Somepony a Professional Event Planner and just a Pony for you. Said The Mysterious mare. Who the F*** are You said Sun Kisser. I'm Queen Phillip Professional Party Planner,Grammy-winning artist,and Clopfics Writer. I can't Plan two of these thing. added Queen Phillip. Wait wait,You a Queen said Celestia. Yes i am. Said Queen Phillip. But you a stallion Said Sun Kisser. I Know. Added Queen Phillip. Well,How can you be a Queen if you a Penis and flat chest.

Look Do you want me to Plan or ask stupid question. Said Queen Phillip. Plan, Plan Said Princess Celestia and Sun Kisser. Thank you and i ask it like my decoration and events and your love. said Queen Phillip. Ok said Princess Celestia and Sun Kisser.Three Days later the Grand ballroom and the throne room was beautifully decorating with ribbon,flower,and heart. Princess Celestia and Sun Kisser was impress by the design but Princess Celestia is still sad that her husband is gone and she can't see him again.

Look,I know it hard to have your hearts broken but you have pull yourself together and start to enjoy life again. Said Sun Kisser. Ok,I will try but i still Sombra Said Princess Celestia as she galloping away and get ready for the night.Back in the hell of the Chrystal Empire.The Great King Sombra had rasien again and It was time for his dramatic return to Canterlot to marry the princess.

Sun Kisser call Visa Champion and tell to wear some dressy because she a Grand Galloping Gala and don't mention You know who to you know what. Ok,And you can tell you know what that You know who had return and he got a surprised for Your you know who. Said Visa Champion. OK Then. As the Sun finally setting and night sky Changes over head. The Grand Galloping Gala has started and even all through that this event is Everypony worst night ever.Sun Kisser and Queen Phillip are determining to make this the best night ever.Even for Princess Celestia. But Princess Celestia didn't know that her beloved Future husband has return and he going to engaged her tonight at the Gala.

After a quick stop at Jewelry Store and the dress shop. Visa Champion and King Sombra are Heading the royal Castle and arrive at the gala.Princess Celestia done greeting the guest and start enter the grand ballroom and dance the night away. As King Sombra enter the ballroom the music dying out and Everypony was start screaming and running away to they carriage and drive away. King Sombra quietly Walk up to her ask her to marry him and Celestia say Yes Yes A million times Yes. And All of the reminding ponies start clapping and cheer as Princess Celestia and King Sombra kissing and Getting wedded 2moro.