A Derpy Apocalypse: The Raiders

"Ugh...Vinyl, please! Why do---can you wash dishes normally for once?!" Octavia shouted, covering her ears from the loud dubstep dishwasher Vinyl was using.  Vinyl turned it off and pulled out the crystal clean dishes.

"Awww! But that's not fun!" Vinyl whined.

"Yes, and it's not fun to be woken up by...loud music that almost penetrates my ears at 4 o'clock in the morning!" Octavia replied.

Suddenly there was a loud bang at the door.  Octavia and Vinyl looked at each other.

"You can get it Octie, I'm doing to the dishes! Heh...heh..." Vinyl said with somewhat of a smile on her face.

"You were doing the dishes," Octavia said with a dull look on her face.  She walked over to the door and opened it slowly. "Hello?" she said.  A dark figure was standing at the door. Octie was a bit freaked out by the thing, but she managed to keep herself together, until the figure lifted it's face to the light, revealing an empty eye socket, and a disorganized face.  Octavia screamed and slammed the door.  She tore out a dresser drawer and retrieved an M12 Nova Pistol.  She tossed a Magnum to Vinyl.

"What the buck is out there?" Vinyl asked, loading the Magnum.

"I don't know, but it needs to die..!" Octie said, cocking her pistol and aiming at the door. In that moment the door burst open and three living corpses burst in, screaming and moaning, blood and saliva streaming from their mouths.  Octie fired her weapon at the heads putting small holes the size of a penny.  Vinyl fired once at all three aligned in a row and it tore straight through their heads like fabric. Vinyl laughed.

"Ha, your bullets are small!" She said.

"Prick..." Octavia replied under her breath.  "Come on...I don't want to sound silly, but if I know one thing about a zombie...that's what those things were."

"Well, Octie..." Vinyl said. "You don't, but I do so follow me we can find useful things one the way...but one thing right quick...I..." Vinyl started to repeatedly sniffle and her eyes started to water.  "I need a moment with my dishwasher..." Octavia face-hoofed.