The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

by Butt Stallion

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Comedy, Romance
Length: 4028

Vinyl gets drunk at a party, leaving Octavia to take care of her. But with alcohol in her system, Vinyl feels compelled to share her inner desires.

Vinyl "accidentally" gets wasted at a bar while going out with her girlfriend. Octavia gets embarrassed by Vinyl's actions, and decides to take the drunk mare home. But Octavia soon learns, that when someone gets drunk, it becomes a lot easier for them to reveal their inner fantasies.

Humanized OctaScratch with Futa. You've been warned.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-17 05:50:06 UTC

Where did you learn that spell?

"VINYL, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT!" Octavia shouted at her girlfriend as she burst out the bar door.

Vinyl had followed suit with a wave to her friends and a "Sorry, she's got a broom up her rear."

Octavia spun on her heel to face Vinyl in the front of the club they were just in. "What did you just say?" Octavia asked with her teeth grinding.

"Calm down Oct-*hic*-Octy. I don't really mean it," Vinyl said with a wave of her hand. She swayed out of the building, trying to make a fancy exit, only failing, and stumbling out the screen door.

"How can I calm down? You slammed so many shots, I'm surprised your liver isn't giving out," Octavia was huffing in frustration, "Sometimes, I just wonder why I put up with you." The last part came out as a whisper.

"Oh come on Octy, it's because you love me. And I love you too, no matter how many of you there are." Vinyl spoke surprisingly clearly as she fell forward and grasped Octavia in a hug. "Besides, I'm not that wasted."

"You threw peanuts at the couple in front of us, claiming they were apart of the leprechaun mafia trying to steal your 'pot 'o gold'," Octavia's tone had dropped from frustrated to a deadpan as she held Vinyl. Vinyl was sinking in her embrace as Octavia was struggling to hold her up.

"Hey, in my defense, they have been chasing me for years now!"

Octavia began giggling softly. Vinyl was always so carefree and fun to be around, and that's why she was right. She does love her. Octavia's embrace on her tightened, pushing Vinyl's head into her chest as she wanted to hold her closer.

"Mmmm, Octy, you're so warm," Vinyl spoke, muffled from her nuzzling in response to Octavia's caring hug. Having stormed out in such a hurry, Octavia forgot to retrieve her coat from her stool. The mid-Autumn breeze was picking up, chilling the two women standing outside the bar.

"Let's get home and I'll make some cocoa," Octavia whispered in Vinyl's ear.

"You're the best Octy!" Vinyl shouted, jumping back. It was always so adorable when Vinyl acted childish. Except she wasn't a child. She was just drunk. Actually, scratch that, she is a child.

"Okay, come on, you," Octavia said, beginning to walk home. Vinyl turned around and strode forward to walk beside Octavia. They didn't live very far from the bar, just far enough to walk home. And what with Vinyl often performing at the bar, she could walk there and back blindfolded. But this time, she was a bit tipsy.

The two were walking slowly in the distant moonlight down the sidewalk, everything peaceful until Vinyl walked headfirst into a lamppost.

"Ouch..." Vinyl muttered in recoil. She had stepped back and was rubbing her head.

"Are you okay?" Octavia asked. She moved her hand to rub the spot on Vinyl's forehead. It wasn't so bad an injury, but she was definitely forming a bump. "Vinyl, you shouldn't be walking in the dark with your shades on. Seriously, it's hazardous."Octavia reached out to grasp the DJ's signature glasses, only to be startled when Vinyl caught her wrist.

"You can't have my brand," Vinyl spoke without glancing to Octavia. Octavia retracted her hand slowly with a whimsical look on her face. "I have special eyes..."

"Vinyl, what in the name of Luna are you talking about?" Octavia asked.

Vinyl paused mid-walk, making Octavia stop walking as well. Vinyl lifted her arms to the sky and spoke in an airy voice, "MY BRAND!"

Octavia gave a straight expression before giving herself the most powerful face-palm she could muster. She grasped Vinyl's wrist with a huff and dragged her the rest of the way home.

Upon their arrival, Octavia closed the door behind them while Vinyl flopped on the couch. Octavia glanced at the clock, noticing it was much later than she expected.

"How long were we out of the house?" She asked Vinyl, who was playing with her fingers leaning against the armrest of the sofa. She had apparently already removed her outdoor clothes and was wearing her more comfortable usual white tank top and blue sweatpants.

"I've been meaning to ask you something, Tavi," Vinyl spoke, ignoring her girlfriend's question. "It's something I've wanted to ask you for a while." Her expression was very pensive, and Octavia could tell she was serious. No matter how drunk Vinyl could get sometimes, she could always manage to get a hold of herself when she wants to. "I know you're uncomfortable talking openly about sex, but this is something I need to get off my chest."

Octavia stood still. She always got nervous and blushed when Vinyl suddenly changes the subject of a conversation to their sex life. It's not that she wasn't comfortable talking about it, she was just caught off guard. Technically it was her fault since she knew Vinyl was wasted, and she found some kind of enjoyment making Octavia blush like she was now.

Her attention was on Vinyl, bracing herself for what shenanigans she could be up to.

"Ever since the first time we had sex, I've been wanting more. I miss the feeling of having something inside me. And I know we’ve used toys before, but I want to feel you, not some thick piece of plastic. And I would never leave you for a man, I mean, you’re my Tom, Octavia,” Vinyl spoke.

“I’m you’re what?” Octavia asked. Apparently that part of Vinyl’s speech was the only thing questionable.

“You’re my Tom. You know, Tom the rock? He-, uh, never mind. What I mean is, I do love you, and I want no one else but you.”

“So what do you want to do about it? I’m open to ideas,” Octavia responded. She did love Vinyl, and judging by how it seemed she was speaking from the heart, she would do what she can for her girlfriend. Vinyl really seemed to want this.

“Okay, let’s go to the bedroom, I’ll explain there."

~~~~~TRANSITION~~~~~

"Vinyl, are you sure this is a good idea?" Octavia asked worriedly. The thick, large, throbbing cock was waving from side to side in her crotch, with a hefty pair of balls to swing with it.

"Don't worry Octy, I learned this spell from Lyra, and we both know she's a master with magic. Sometimes I get jealous of Candyass..." Vinyl muttered the last bit under her breath. She had just cast a spell that gave her wonderful girlfriend a cock bigger than most guys you'd see in magazines.

"Wouldn't I get you pregnant or something?" Octavia wasn't denying the request, but she was still a bit nervous with the whole situation. The penis in front of her was already beginning to leak precum on the carpeted floor.

"No Octy, you don't have the right genetics, so those balls can't make sperm. It'll just make the semen without the little swimmers," Vinyl spoke casually as she began to remove her clothes.

"Did you just give me a biology lesson?" Octavia said with a false gasp. She knew her lover was intelligent, but she didn't expect this kind of knowledge to come from her mouth.

"Tavi, shut up and get over here. I'm hungry for some of that thing you got there," Vinyl spoke with a sudden liquid seductiveness.  She was using some of her magic to gently prod Octavia's ass, pushing her towards the bed. Octavia stumbled forward, feeling a bit awkward with the new appendage dangling between her legs. She couldn't control the heat emitting from it as it slapped the insides of her thighs with each step.

Vinyl was giving her a 'come hither' look on the bed, waiting to reap her reward. As Octavia grew closer, Vinyl licked her lips, readying them for her next step in her fantasy.

When Octavia reached the bed, she attempted to climb on the mattress with her lover, only to receive a hand of protest signaling her to stop, standing close to the edge of the mattress.

"Stay there babe, it gives me a better angle," Vinyl spoke, looking up into Octavia's amethyst eyes. They were full of uncertainty and a bit of impatience for the event to come.

Vinyl drifted her mouth closer to the dick in front of her, breathing heavily on the log of flesh. The pulse it gave was enough to put Vinyl in a trance. She glanced up with a tilted head and bedroom eyes, locking her sight on Octavia's own awaiting pupils.

"Are you gonna fill me up to the rim?" she said in the most seductive tone she could muster as Octavia shivered, the sensations in her cock already beginning to block her common sense. Octavia closed her eyes and braced herself, Vinyl's warm breath encapsulated her dick, almost begging for the load deep inside. Octavia was surprised when after a while, she was feeling nothing. Risking a glance down, she saw Vinyl move underneath her cock, going straight for her balls instead of the shaft.

Slick warmth was all that Octavia could feel. Vinyl had begun to lick gently at each testicle individually. First the right. Then the left. And the right again. Over and over until the licks evolved into a full encasing in her mouth. Vinyl stretched her cheeks, capturing both of Octavia's balls. Her tongue made use of itself and moved slowly to gently caress the mushy sack and soak it with her saliva. Vinyl could feel how much was pent up, and she wanted all of it.

Octavia was receiving feelings of safety and compassion from Vinyl's gentle movements, cooing lightly from the slow escalation in bliss. Vinyl’s mouth was like a warm sweater covering her in front of an open fire while her tongue rolled over the surface of her balls in slow, tantalizing strokes. Vinyl began a light suckle, tugging at the liquid prize inside her mouth, being careful to not to hurt her lover.

If this was what it felt like to be a guy, Octavia was becoming immensely jealous.

After Vinyl's teasing, she removed the balls from her mouth, sucking as she went making the sack audibly pop out of her hold. She gazed up at her lover, making her way up the shaft presented to her. Her gaze never faltered as she teased Octavia's cock with kisses while she made her way to the now drooling tip. Her cheek was a soft pillow when she nuzzled against the penis, only to be give a small kiss, making Octavia shiver.

It was unlike Vinyl to be so gentle and slow with the build up, and Octavia loved the sensations she was feeling.

Vinyl eventually made her way to Octavia's tip, giving the owner a sly smirk as she returned to huffing on the sensitive tip. She moved ever so slow, beginning with a long kiss against the head of Octavia's penis, soon pushing forward, keeping her lips pursed and encasing Octavia's head in her hot lips. Octavia couldn't help but push further, forcing more of herself in Vinyl's warm mouth. She was moaning even though Vinyl only had the head inside.

Vinyl's tongue slid out from her lips on the cock, teasing the parts underneath Octavia's shaft that was yet to be in her embrace. She began curving her tongue on the surface, as if her tongue was a seductive siren asking for Octavia's cock to keep sinking deeper.

Octavia couldn't believe what she was feeling. The entire time she had her head thrown back in ecstasy, moaning out loud in their bedroom. She paused to glance down, only to be turned on further by the sight of Vinyl's deep crimson gaze meeting her's, while only a third of her shaft was out of vision inside her warm mouth. Vinyl took in more of the rod until she was about halfway down, before reversing her action, and pulling back on the shaft with a suck as she went. At this point, Octavia couldn't get enough of the amazing feeling of the blowjob her girlfriend was giving her. She never thought she would try such a thing, but then again, she couldn't even think straight with the service she was being given.

Octavia's hands moved on their own to Vinyl's head, stroking and caressing her soft, voluminous hair, expressing her limitless gratitude in any way she could for what her lover was doing for her. Vinyl was pulling Octavia's cock out of her mouth, accelerating in speed until she was back to a simple kiss on Octavia's tip. Octavia looked down, and noticed the brilliant sheen of saliva Vinyl had applied to half of her rod.

Octavia moved her hand to caress Vinyl's cheek in compassion. She didn't get much time to pause though, as Vinyl immediately went back down the rigid shaft. Octavia couldn't help but press on the back of Vinyl's head, pressing her closer and closer to bottoming out. Vinyl pulled back in a smooth motion, slurping on the underside with her tongue, making Octavia groan. Vinyl was using her muscles to give a powerful suction as she pulled back, all the while staring at Octavia above her.

Upon the third go, Vinyl refused to stop at Octavia's midway point. Instead, she continued further at a slow pace, easing in so much more of the cock she had stuffed in her mouth. It wasn't long before the head was prodding the back of Vinyl's mouth, asking for permission to access the tight tunnel that was her throat. Octavia moaned out loud as Vinyl took a breath and held it before forcing Octavia's penis into the depths of her throat. Vinyl went as far as she could, swiveling her tongue on the underside of Octavia's flesh as she went, eliciting screams of satisfaction from her.

It wasn't long before Vinyl was only one inch away from Octavia's stomach, having taken as much as she could. She began to retract, using her muscles to swallow Octavia's cock on the way. The increase in suction from her throat muscles as well as her tongue was enough to begin enticing Octavia's climax.

"Vinyl, hun, I think I'm getting close," Octavia spoke in between ooo's and ohh's while she patted Vinyl's head. Her fingers were weaving through Vinyl's straight hair that had an amazing plushness, doing her best to show her compassion and approval while also begging for more.

Vinyl looked up and nodded at her lover’s actions, doubling her pace. In swift movements, she went forward until she reached Octavia's halfway point, never going further, and pulling back in a new-found quickness. Octavia squeaked at the pace, feeling her testicles swell with her approaching orgasm.

Vinyl broke off her pattern on the third go, instead taking as much of the rod as she could, again only reaching an inch away from Octavia's belly. She pulled back, sucking as she went only to resume the quick, short intakes she had kept up before.

After another round of quick intakes of cock and an occasional deep throat, Octavia had reached her peak.

"Oh Vinylllllllll!~" Octavia screamed. She pushed hard on the back of Vinyl's head, as Vinyl took a quick breath to endure the coming flood.

Vinyl tried her hardest to take all of Octavia’s length, but fell short at the same spot. But Octavia's push on the back of her head was enough force to bring Vinyl's nose mashing against her tummy. Vinyl shut her eyes, having successfully taken all of Octavia's rod.

With the cock already pushing down her throat, Vinyl could feel the whole thing pulse as Octavia unloaded inside her. The sticky globs of her cum were coming in rivers, swiftly cruising down Vinyl's throat and into her stomach. Octavia kept her hands pressed against Vinyl's head as torrent after torrent of semen was rushing inside her.

The spurts eventually grew smaller before coming to a stop. Octavia's clutch weakened as Vinyl pulled herself off of the cock that just emptied itself inside her. After pulling off, she fell back and caught her breath. Octavia came to her senses after her orgasm, opening her eyes to see Vinyl sitting back on their bed, cooing in delight from what just occurred.

"Mmmh, I bet you enjoyed that, didn't you, Octy?" Vinyl asked seductively, licking her lips to catch any cum that was left behind, "By the way, we're not done." Vinyl's hand moved in front of her, curling her finger asking wordlessly for Octavia to join her on the comfortable mattress. Octavia began a crawl on the bed to join her lover. Vinyl met her halfway and embraced her in a soft kiss.

Vinyl was unbelievably gentle with the kiss, prodding Octavia’s lips with her tongue, patiently asking for permission to enter her mouth. Octavia obliged, moaning all the while from her lover's touch. She moved her hand to Vinyl's cheek, keeping Vinyl's lips close in the heat of passion that was their make-out session.

Vinyl became antsy and began to nibble on Octavia's lip, making her giggle and coo.

Octavia loved it when she did that.

After pulling back with a string of saliva still connecting their mouths, Vinyl scooted back and turned over. She was now facing the head of the bed, stomach down and on all fours to present her snatch. The tunnel in front of Octavia was drenched, obviously lacking the desperate attention it craved the entire session. The labia resembled Octavia's lips as she drooled over the sight of her lover presenting herself to her. On an occasion such as this, Octavia would move forward to nuzzle and begin licking Vinyl's awaiting trench, but when she moved forward to meet Vinyl's lips with her own, she met a resistance from Vinyl's foot keeping her at bay.

"Nuh uh, Tavi. Tonight, we have a new toy, remember?" Vinyl gave a half look over her shoulder, glancing at Octavia. "I've had nothing but strap-ons and dildos inside me ever since we met. But now, it's different. I get to have the real thing. I want you to rut me, now," Vinyl gave in a tone that dripped with want.

Octavia was speechless. Sure Vinyl was quite the dirty talker in bed, but Octavia has never been more turned on in her life from those simple syllables given to her from her lover. Octavia couldn't help herself. She scrambled forward, aligning herself with Vinyl's awaiting pussy. She could already feel the heat radiating from the tunnel, enticing her to just shove in all she had. But, since she was not used to her new appendage, her first try at entering was a miss, instead gliding underneath Vinyl and rubbing against her clit.

Vinyl let out a low moan from the movement, discharging more of her juices along Octavia's shaft, effectively lubing her up more than she already was. Octavia pulled back and tried again, this time hitting her mark and penetrating Vinyl's tight entrance.

She only had the head of her penis inside and she was crying out in ecstasy from how tight Vinyl was. Her shaft on its own was large and had quite the girth to it already, but Vinyl was tight. The fact that she has been going out with Octavia for so long meant she doesn't often get her pussy stretched, making her entrance constrict around what little Octavia had inside so far.

Vinyl was groaning, the feeling of fullness escalating to astronomical levels as Octavia slowly pushed in what she could, inching her way inside little by little. After what felt like hours of nirvana from just putting it in, Octavia hilted inside Vinyl, pressing and grinding her hips against Vinyl's in an attempt to get as much of her inside as possible.

Vinyl was gasping out, Octavia could hear her name being called by her lover between the deep moans that emitted from her. She could feel the rumbles with how deep she was settled inside. Vinyl began to pull forward, pleading Octavia to begin pumping her hips.

And so she did.

Octavia began pushing forward with as much force as she could muster. She could tell from the sheer volume of Vinyl's cries that her lover was enjoying every nanometer that penetrated her sex. Octavia was assisting in the chorus of moans, Vinyl's inner muscles massaging the complete surface area of Octavia's cock. The wet slaps echoed in the room, as Vinyl adapted to the mighty length pumping inside her, making it easier for Octavia to pick up the pace. The pleasure was skyrocketing within her loins, both women could feel their climaxes approaching. Octavia was having trouble staying upright, instead succumbing to the paralyzing pleasure that was the precious nethers of her lover. She fell forward, her arms encircling Vinyl's midsection and the side of her head pressed against Vinyl's back. Vinyl kept her strength and supported the two on her four limbs while Octavia thrashed about.

Octavia was squeezing tight on Vinyl's torso, desperately trying to hold on to her consciousness so she could enjoy her oncoming climax. She was crying out Vinyl's name as she pumped, penetrating her at a random pace, not caring about consistency, and opting for just pushing in and out of Vinyl's convulsing insides as fast as possible.

Vinyl could feel her orgasm drastically coming close, her inner muscles constricting the log of flesh that stretched her to her very limits. All the while, Octavia was at her limit, obliterating Vinyl's pussy with her massive endowment. Moans turned to screams and each cry was of the other's name, as both were already at the border of no return.

With a few more wet slaps resonating within the area, both women cried out a final time as their climaxes came simultaneously. Vinyl squeezed the shaft inside her like a death grip while she came all over Octavia's cock and the bed sheets. Octavia pushed every inch of her cock inside Vinyl's tightened entrance, calling her name as a storm unleashed inside Vinyl's constricting snatch. Her cum spent no time waiting to overflow, as Vinyl was immediately filled to the brim and then some.

Semen mixed with Vinyl's cum was leaking profusely from Vinyl's abused entrance, splashing all over the comforter. Octavia kept her gripping hug on Vinyl's torso as she spewed out more and more of her cum. Cum continued to leak out from her as Octavia's balls convulsed, emptying the last strands of her climax. Octavia’s cock was thick enough to keep most of it from escaping Vinyl's snatch. Octavia finally gave in to her end as she basked in the bliss that was the aftermath of her best orgasm of her life. She simply lay limp on Vinyl's back as her member began to soften already, depleted of its contents within her lover.

Vinyl couldn't hold herself anymore, instead falling to the side to rest. Octavia slowly came from her bliss to embrace Vinyl again, this time gently spooning her lover. Octavia's arm weaved itself around Vinyl's torso and grasping her shoulder in a warm hug. Vinyl was exhausted from all that had just happened, and barely noticed what Octavia was doing. All she knew was that she was in heaven, lying next to the best girlfriend she could ever have.

Vinyl’s hand came across Octavia's, entwining their fingers as she pressed herself back into Octavia's body, filling the "spoon" and sighing in bliss that was the touch of her lover. Octavia moved to Vinyl's ear, whispering sweet nothings to her as Vinyl settled for sleep.

Octavia simply tightened her hug one last time before relaxing herself into the comfort of the mattress. She pulled up the blankets to cover them both and whispered a good night to Vinyl before closing her eyes and simply lying along side her lover, exhausted from their night of passion with her new toy. She would have to ask Vinyl to use that spell again, but maybe next time, Vinyl gets to obliterate Octavia with her cock.