Alicorn High School Host Club

by Three-Patch-Problem

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 689

Twilight Sparkle is an honor student at the elite Alicorn Academy. One day she broke a vase, and now owes a host club 80,000,000 bits!

Twilight Sparkle is a poor honor student at the elite Alicorn Academy.
She spends most of her time studying, and has no time for friends. One day she breaks an 80,000,000 bit vase. What's a mare to do?

Based partially on Ouran High School Host Club
But with more adventures and accurate character reactions!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-20 02:53:30 UTC

Chapter One:Welcome

It had been a long day for Twilight Sparkle.

While everypony else had after school activities, She just wanted a quiet place to study. "These rich foals probably think school is just for having a good time " she grumbled as she walked out of yet another library filled with loud students. She walked down the hallway and looked out the window at the doves sitting on the windowsill. "Doves were Mom's favorite." she thought "Today marks ten years" a tear rolled down her cheek. She picked up her books and walked into the nearest room

"Welcome!" said six ponies

Twilight turned around. "I thought this room was unused." she thought, frightened. A pale blue pegasi walked up to Twilight.

"Welcome to the Alicorn Academy's Official Host Club!" he said with a grin as he closed the door. "A-A-A Host Club?" Twilight stuttered."Isn't he in your class? Flutterbys?" said a unicorn in glasses.

"Yes, but He's shy, We don't know him very well." answered two yellow, apparently twin,pegasi. "Welcome to the Host Club, Mr.Honor Student." the unicorn said again, Something about him made Twilight want to run. "Hey, that means you're the exceptional student I've heard about." said the blue stallion again as he ran a hoof through his golden mane, if you looked at him long enough, he was quite hoofsome. "You know about me?" she said her back pressed against the door. "Well of course, You're quite impertinent to have gained entrance into this school, Mr.Twilight." the unicorn said again, sending chills up Twilight's spine."Um..Thanks,I should really be leaving." she ran for the door but was stopped by the blue pegasi again.

"Why, You're Welcome! You are a hero Mr. Sparkle, You're an example that any person, even if they're a commoner, can overcome the odds! You're amazing Mr. Sparkle! You've probably been looked down upon but what does it matter don't listen to those naysayers! Long Live the Poor!" he ranted . "When is this punk going to shut up?" she thought. She turned to leave but she was pulled back suddenly.

"Wow! You're a Hero Twilight! Can you fly?!" a small curly haired pink colt grabbed her hoof."I'm not a hero, I'm an honor student Leave me alone." she said coldly in an attempt to turn them away.

The Blue stallion didn't back down. "I never thought the honor student would be so openly gay." He said.

"Gay?" she thought as he grabbed her hoof. "So what kind of Stallions do you like? The Dark and Silent Type?' he gestured to a tall cyan pegasus who stood in the corner."The Boy Lolita Type?" he gestured to the pink colt. "The Mischievous Type" he gestured to the two yellow pegasi in the corner. "Or the Cool Type" he gestured at the Unicorn who had been so indifferent.

"Wait, I um, I" Twilight tried to explain backing up.

"Or maybe You'd like to try me."He slid his hoof under her chin, causing her to backup into a podium that held a vase. Twilight reached to grab it before it hit the floor but it slid out of her grasp. *crash!* The vase hit the floor and broke into thousands of pieces. The twins came up behind her as Twilight stared at the broken vase in horror.

"Now you've done it commoner, We were gonna sell that vase in an upcoming school auction!" said one.

"And the bidding was supposed to start at eight-million bits for it!" said the other.

"Eight-Million Bits!" Twilight parroted in shock. "I'm gonna have to pay you back." she said .

"With what money? You aren't even wearing the school uniform!" the twins said

The Black haired Unicorn picked up a piece of the vase. "Well, What do we do Dashing?"

Dashing(as he was apparently called) stood up straight.

"Sparkle, There's a famous saying, I'm sure you've heard, 'When in Rome,Do as the Romans do.' Since You're penniless you can pay with your body. You are now the Host Club's servant!"

"I've been kidnapped by an odd bunch who call themselves a Host Club!" she thought.

She then promptly fainted.