Flutterbandit

by Mystical Rainboom

Rating: everyone
Tags: Fluttershy, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1672

Due to an large amount of boredom in her life Fluttershy has taken an unexpected turn in life as risk loving criminal in Equestria.

While Fluttershy keeps a calm life from time to time she always felt something was missing so in order to try new things she planned to become one of Equestrian's criminals with the help of her friends as "the thieving six" across the Multiverse.

Published 2014-01-24 23:50:07 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-26 17:50:11 UTC

Flutterbandit's Dragon Treasure Heist

              It had been 3 months since she started, but Fluttershy planned to pocket almost any valuable item in the Multiverse.She stood in her basement with several pictures of animals,furniture old and ripped,and spare food and magic wipes.On a table she was flipping through her targets to steal.

              "Now I first need to chose which multiverse to steal from." She said to Angel Bunny who was tied up to a chair and had a carrot in his mouth trying to speak. "Of course I can travel to each Multiverse. They do it on Tumblr all the time."

              She then settled on a universe where Spike instead of burping letters,He burped up Gems each worth at least 50 sacks of bits.Spike had lived with Rarity as she noticed him and his gift.Twilight was also in the house with so many books she hardly did any social activity.There was still her prize,The mother of all gems,The Saphire Sea Star made after Spike had to many sodas.

            Fluttershy the put on a purple mask with a dark cloak and some Cyan rubber holes around the wing holes and hoofs.She put on a bag and slapped a harpstring sticker on the side.She then filled the bag with oranges,bits,cookies,batteries and a box.

          "I'll be back later Angel." she said as she was about to walk out the door "Oh and I love you but if you try and escape and rat me out to the police the twenty-three foxes around the house will be released and destroy you.

       Angel was sure to try and chew threw the ropes,but a sudden fox howl scared him to stay where he was. Fluttershy then tossed out a warp ring she got from Pinkie.

         "This cost me 25 bits all the way from someplace called Mobius" she then placed a hoof on the warp ring and peeked through into a similar area and she looked for any identification of which universe she was in,so she found a newspaper.

        "Derpy Whooves's muffin company at new heights...Pinkie pie and Fluttershy are now roommates...Wealthy Dragon and Beautiful Wife honeymoon in Las Pegasus While Purple housemate comes out of her shell and heads to Foallywood for Furry Stuffer convention." Fluttershy smiled but was blinded by a bright light from Lyra Heartstrings in a police uniform demanding I.D.

           A swift ramming in the chest gave Fluttershy time to remove Lyra's clothes put them on and hide Lyra in a Bush as a sleeping unicorn.

           Fluttershy then flew over to the mansion and hid on the roof.She pulled out a cookie and bit into it after she felt as if she just bit into a diamond and she walked nearby vent and used the cookie to break it open and she leapt through with her wings gently lowering her behind two guards.

           "So you're not afraid of anything Biscuit...Biscuit..." said a guard who then fainted as the other guard turned around in a Nightmare Moon mask.

            "Hahahaha thank goodness I don't have some ridiculous fear" said the other Guard just as Fluttershy rolled an orange in front of the guard "AAAAAAH AN ORANGE AAAAAAH-!".

              Down he fell as Fluttershy giggled at him and his expense. She then snagged his keycard to get into the vault. Fluttershy's eyes grew extremely wide as she was 3 feet away from the Diamond Star as she called it. Fluttershy grabbed the diamond and danced with it,but the voice of 5 guards questioned of a loud noise snapped her into submission.

              Fluttershy tried to fly but the weight of the diamond stopped her from going fast enough to escape she suddenly had an idea.She reached into her bag and pulled out the box and put the diamond in. "This 4th wall is pretty useful with reality at my hooves..." Fluttershy paused and called out " Hey MysticalRainboom give me a way out of here or I may have to do this Deadpool style"

              Suddenly the cookies in her bag cut themselves out and Fluttershy stared at the 4th wall again "Grrrrr just give me something useful NOW!" Suddenly the guards were attacking Fluttershy and she was hopping over them all and fighting she then flew into a nearby vent and found her way to the roof and she was surrounded by 516 loaded guards,8 helicopters, and to make matters worse 5 still conscious guards were climbing up the vent.

              "I'm serious give me something I can use or I'll shave everyone here" Fluttershy shouted at the Authour. Suddenly a flame shot up into the night sky and it Fluttershy read aloud " Fine use this".

               A comet fell out of the sky and smashed into the concrete in front of Fluttershy's eyes. A costume appeared in front of Fluttershy and she recognized it " That's more like it Mystic"

              2 minutes later a massive and pulse pounding Fluttershy broke through all the the guards Fluttershy was now Saddle Rager             she jumped into the air grabbed and slammed a helicopter into a group of guards  and roared loud enough for the rest to crash and burn and when she picked up a building and threw it at something all of Ponyville would awake to nightmarish sound of "FLUTTERSHY SMASH!!!!!!". As Fluttershy was destroying everything in sight, she realized what she came for. She sprinted into a nearby forest and used the warp ring to go home.She left the world in a wreckage and barely any similar world.

            Fluttershy entered her home to find Angel 6 feet above any foxes and went to her bedroom. She used a secret combination to enter a vault of her own and stashed the valuables inside and went to bed. And in her mind thought of her riches.

          Meanwhile a gray,a pink,and a purple group of silhouettes emerged and watched her sleep "She's almost ready."

Paper Hammer Time!!!!!!!

                      It was 8:00 in the morning and everything was fine and Fluttershy open the door of her cottage leaving Angel Bunny trapped in a glass box with food and water but no bathroom. Angel realized this and panicked. While Fluttershy was near a cliff and could see all of Ponyville and she just started to fly when she was kidnapped in a burlap sack.

                     "What the hay! Let me out you dimwit or else I'll go from element of kindness to ELEMENT OF VIOLENCE!!!" Fluttershy yelled to her kidnapper.

                     Fluttershy was then released in a room of Computers,Moniters, and her friends."Oh high guys does anyone want to watch The Avengers...no...I didn't think so."

                     Twilight appeared out of the shadows holding a newspaper." Mysterious pulse-pounding pegasus steals huge diamond and disappears from $20 million bits worth of damage." She read

                     If Fluttershy spoke she would have said some words that this story must not use. Twilight continued " We know all about Pinkie giving you the ring,you've planned for other robberies,have a secret stash, and how you pulled out a suit from some 4th wall.".

                     Fluttershy then spoke " Well...what are you gonna do tie me up and toss me there".

Twilight continued "No we wish to recruit you." She told of several missions and risk and all the treasure.However, Fluttershy responded no. She completely expressed no intention on joining.Before Twilight could catch her she was already out of the room."She'll be back soon enough"

              Fluttershy had never felt so determined to steal in her life."Call me one for improvement,In need of assist,And a hazard I'll show them.

             She decided to settle on a universe where bits are mined and stored in banks in New Lego City.Fluttershy then grabbed a disguise and stored Mario items in a box.Fluttershy put on the disguise as a Lego Human Reptile.She then jumped through another warp ring and landed out side of a crowd of blocky figures with a plan at 12:30PM

             Fluttershy used the lizard power to climb the side of a bank that had been a victim of an unsuccessful robbery.She found her way in through the vents undetected while everyone was outside Fluttershy fell through to the vault in a secluded room.

"Crap it's a Lego planet...every things a flipping puzzle...I got it!"she whispered pulling out a Boo Mushroom a bit into it turning white with a facial expression of disgust "Yuck I thought it would taste like Marshmallows"

In no time flat Fluttershy was a ghost and could easily slip past any wall or robber trapped in a bag.Just then Fluttershy pulled out a wand she stole from Kamek and used it to make a pouch appear in the shape of Kirby and pulled a string and immediately the pouch vacuumed all the gold just like the real thing.

A robber trapped in a bag said "Dave is that you me and Carl are getting hungry in here"

Fluttershy had then pulled out a hammer from two Hammer Bros. and knocked them both out and she then stored away her goods she then used the hammer to break a hole in a wall and made it look as if the two robbers were successful to take the heat.

Suddenly a new voice came and yelled "Stop" this scared Fluttershy, but she was ready and banged the officer with her Baahammers.

"Baahammers a great pillow eh...Chase McCain...oh her is the button for forgetting the last 3 minutes" she said "Open wide and say night night." WHAM!

Fluttershy then returned to her cottage at 1:00PM and said " I had a fantastic robbery with no help from MysticalRainboom...Yes he did right this story,but that's not the point besides I really thank the brown hedgehog plus the blue and white panda from that pet shop" to answer Angel Bunny and his many chirps and questions.

The next time Fluttershy met with her friends they all congratulated her and said they only want her to join because they believe they can learn from her and she can learn from them and she began training for her next mission.