Delta's Days.

by mrlordowaffles

Chapter 11: It's a total catastrafuck.

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*Meanwhile, in Subject Delta's near-coma induced dream.*

"Why don't I have my suit, how can I talk. Where am I?" Luna suddenly appeared before my eyes. "What's happening?!" Her face turned green, must be because I don't have my suit. I would really like to have my suit.

"We are in your dream." As if to prove this, a cloud formed behind her and she leaped onto it. "Might I ask as to why you started to attack me? It doesn't seem like I did anything to threaten you?"

"I...so weird to talk. Haven't done it in a long time. Feels weird. I've been having...flashbacks of where I was before I came here, it was a much more...aggressive world."

"How so?" I rubbed the bridge of my nose, been a while since I last did that too, felt good.

"You know how I shoot out elements, and have all these dangerous weapons? Where I come from everyone has those."

"...I did not know..."

"Oh, well I do. So yeah. I won't hurt anyone! But...I would like to have them on me at all times, it would be uncomfortable for me not to have them...if that's okay."

"Okay...why do you say "everyone" and "anyone" these words sound much like anypony and everypony. Are you from a place where there are no ponies?"

"I think so. A lot of it is fuzzy. I can only remember most of the recent things, with Eleanor." I lowered my head to see that were aren't actually standing on anything, or at least that I was not, she was still on her cloud. "How are we not falling?"

"Dream, remember?" Oh yeah...that makes sense...sure. "Well, I think it is time we got you woken up, yes?" I nodded my head. Soon I'll be back in my suit.

*Back in the...er "real" world.*

The light that was typically yellow on the being's head was out, but as soon as it woke up it turned back on. It was red for a split second, then back to yellow. Interesting. - 6th month, 2nd year of harmony. Personal diary Starswirl The Bearded.

(DELTA POV)

Oh sweet merciful baby Jesus in sky! Why does my head hurt so much!? I saw Luna looking over me, Starswirl was also here. Celestia was in the corner, talking to what I believed to be a guard. The golden armor on its body looked a little dull, like it had seen some combat. I got up and noticed some smashed furniture and a dent in the wall...these things seem to be popping up a lot around me... Who's Jesus again?

"Any lasting damage?" That was Starswirl, he was faced to Princess Luna.

"None from what we-... I can see." She looked a little worried, will have to ask her what's wrong later.

I scanned the room for paper, and saw none anywhere. I got up and motioned towards Starswirl, feigning a writing motion. "Ah, of course." His horn glowed slightly, then brighter more, then some paper, a quill and ink well appeared before him in his telekinesis. The next thing I noticed was the gaping jaws all directed at him.

"Star-Starswirl, did you just magically create matter?" Celestia was the first to speak...this must have been some kind of big deal.

"No, but it is a magical break through! Through the use of-" He rambled on about quantum physics, and magical flux, and some other junk that I don't really understand and the basics of it was near instantaneous teleportation. That's cool and all, but I have honey making genetically altered wasps living in my arm. Not much tops that.

He brought them over to me, and I though about exactly what to say, how to ease things in, and be subtle.

+So what're we doin' now?+

...I may have not been made to be subtle, but darn it if I'm not smooth! They all seemed a bit puzzled by what I asked them. "What do you mean, Princess Luna and I have royal duties to assume, and" Haha, she said duty. " Starswirl has to stay focused on his work, which you just so happen to fall into." Now it's my turn to ask what do you mean.

+What do you mean I fall into his work?+ Starswirl had taken out a rather ratty looking book from a saddle bag of his, and began to jot down something in it.

"Well, as head of the Magicians For Equestria society he is personally responsible for looking after all major magical anomalous activities, you just so happen to be one of them." Well that seemed like a mouthful.

+I thought that you said I had no magic in me?+ I showed the paper to Starswirl, who looked at for just a second.

"You don't have any in you, that's the problem. Everything in Equestria has at least trace amounts of magic in them." Everything? Then how come something crazy isn't happening, I would think in a world where everything has magic in it, something would be going wrong. It was at this moment I wished my stupid brain would shut up.

A guard came crashing into the room, he was holding a piece of paper in his mouth and sweating crazily. "Pwinces! Urget nesws!" She thanked him, and took the only slightly spit covered piece of paper from him with her telekinesis and shook it a little, somehow it became dry...kay.

While she was reading it her face became more and more concerned, then angry, then flaming angry. She finished off this wave of emotions with her right eye twitching, her teeth grinding and a mad look in her eyes. I saw both Luna and Starswirl backing off and ready to run. I felt like joining them.

"Sister, when was the last time you saw an Ursa Major?" Celestia was staring straight forward, looking at nothing.

Luna paused hesitantly, then carefully she said back. "When I asked for one to help us fight Discord, you know this."

"Do you remember giving it some of your magic to help it fight Discord?"

"...I...vaguely remember something of the sorts, yes."

"Did you ever think of taking that magic back from it?"

Luna's eyes became the size of dinner plates, it's been a while since I last ate, I wonder if we'll eat anytime soon? "I...I never thought of taking it back, we were fighting Discord, and...we were so busy."

"What if I told you that Ursa Major is now an Ursa Majoris Gigantus?" Wow, it is getting weird how large the whites of Luna's eyes are getting.


Author's Note

Terribly sorry it's taken so long to get this out, been having some problems with writing, been busy and all kinds of stuff. I am highly open to any kind of suggestions, but I ask that you message me them so as to not spoil anything for anyone else, also, if you have any kind of problems with the story, again, feel free to tell me, constructive criticism is highly appreciated.

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