"OH SHIT! It's waking up! Teleforce, hit it!" With those being the first words I heard when I woke up, I rolled on base instinct. I took a second to look at where I had just been laying down, at that spot a wooden bench seemed to have broken the hull of the...thing we were in, it was also wood. "Again!" Oh my.

I sprang up and ran straight forward, not noticing that a wall had been blocking my path, and hit it helmet first. My being the big and heavy thing that I am, broke it down. My forward momentum kept me moving forward, and before I fully registered what was happening I was falling, from a very high height...shit. The ground was rushing up at me...or was I rushing down to the ground? I mean, if you were to think logically about it, oh how I love thinking, I would be rushing down to the ground. I closed my eyes for the impact, I might survive, I mean hell, I've been through worse.

After ten or so seconds of waiting for the ground shattering impact I opened my eyes. To my astonishment I was moving UP instead of DOWN. "Teleforce, nice job. Think you could whack it again?" Shit.

"Yep." I then heard the sound of wood scraping against wood and felt a very hard hit against my back. Little did they know that barely stung thanks to the suit and my gene tonics. I saw that I was still being lifted , most likely to go back in to the...whatever it was. "This thing's so heavy, what do you think it's made of?"

"I don't really know, it looks kinda like iron but less...irony." From what I could tell, and from the clinking sounds of armor moving, they were all glaring daggers at the...whatever it is that said that. I eventually saw the wooden flooring of the...for the sake of mental security I am going to call it a carriage. When I saw the flooring of the carriage I was surprised, Even with the third tier of telekinesis I would not have been able to lift up an entire big daddy that entire way. This must have been one strongly spliced...wait. splicers don't talk coherently. What are these things?

I felt the carriage begin to descend, I was going to have to make a break for it soon. I was surprised by how silent it was, I would have thought that these...things would have talked, but apparently they did no feel like doing so. Unfortunately for me I was faced downward, though I was fairly certain that I was facing the exit. I felt a jolt go through the carriage. Now or never.

I sprang up again and drill dashed forward. I had no idea how screaming and launching myself forward was so devastating, but whatever works. I smashed through a solid wall this time. It, like the rest of the carriage was made of wood, so fortunately for me it was easily destroyed. Unfortunately however, it was not the exit. I ended up stopping short of some of those tiny four legged creatures from earlier, in fact there were four of them. Each of them also had wings, but they seemed to small to actually be of any use.

I looked behind me to see more of them, most likely the ones that had taken to beating me with wooden objects. I suddenly remembered an insult that I enjoyed using when I was 'normal'. I hoisted up my arm and flipped up my middle finger...I think one of them smiled.

*GUARD PONY POINT OF VIEW*

What.the.fuck? Seconds after we landed the...thing leaped up and screamed, then used that huge metal thing on its hand to smash through the wall on the air carriage. Then it turned around and lifted its arm to display one of its digits. Was that some kind of threat?...For the sake of 'safety' I'm going to throw a bench at it again. I smiled to myself a little.

*DELTA'S VIEW*

It's smiling, that is very much so smilin-SHIT! I ducked as that hated bench came flying at my face. I have had enough of this things crap. I picked the Electro Bolt two plasmid and shot at it. As soon as I did that the things smile was gone, and before it knew what was happening it was twitching on the ground. I smiled a little, or at least I think I did. I can't really feel my face.

I looked to the other ones that were with it, from what I could tell they were all shocked, and then their attention was turned to me. If looks could kill, this suit would barely keep me alive. Most began to charge at me, while some others head's began glowing, another smaller part of the group rose to the air with their wings that were too small for their bodies...Then again I did just shoot lightning from my hand so who am I to question it?

I felt something crash into my abdomen, it took some of the air from my lungs and caused me to keel over a little. While my head was in the proper possession I looked down. It was one of those winged ones that had crashed into me. How anything so small with such small wings could generate that much force I will never know.

I prepared my Hypnotize two plasmid and charged it. Seeing the green pheromone trails come off of it I felt reassured, it's always nice to have back up. It began to get on its legs, and then took to the air. Heh, it was kind of like a security bot, but without the machine guns. In the edge of my vision I saw movement, I turned towards it just in time to raise up my drill, the bench from the carriage hit it and broke into dozens of splinters.

I have had more than enough of these things. The befriended aerial creature rocketed towards the other creatures, meanwhile I was prepping my incinerate three plasmid. I charged it up and as soon as the fire was about to rush out...I was assaulted by at least four of the aerial ones. The first one hit me on my right side, knocking me off balance and causing the fire now erupting from my hand to spew out wildly to my left. The second took its forelegs and bashed me from my left side. While I was fighting to regain my balance another charged me head on and headbutted my stomach, this knocked me down. The final one came from behind me and hit my head, hard! I was now lying face down.

I guess they learned from their previous mistake of thinking I was knocked out, and before I could get up they flipped me over with their telekinesis and hog tied me. After that the one I shocked earlier had a very sinister grin on its face, surprisingly it spoke. "Okay, lets bring this thing to Celestia, I think she will want to see it."

Author's Note

I have to say I am really quite surprised at how quickly this story got popular. Thanks for reading! I hope to not disappoint. On a side note, if anyone notices grammatical errors feel absolutely free to tell me, I encourage it actually.