The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville

by xXxyoloswagponylovexXx

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Anthro, Alternate Universe, Human, Romance
Length: 1129

Pussiman has good life, but he wants more, he wants to meet the outside world.

AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-20 16:57:24 UTC

Plot twist

Pussiman couldnt find the virginity yet, so he searched in Twilight library.

As soon as he entered the library, Twilight said "What magical creature are you?"

Pussiman said "Pupupupupussiman"

Twilight scared, jumped on her books.

Spike waked up with a strange "bottle" on his hands, he said "Yo dawg, what the eazy-e is going on? I'm just having blue carpet treatment here, ya know, some good stuff purple kush."

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Everyone in the library died.

Pussiman was angry already, he saw a strange boutique, it was Rarity's.

Rarity, whiny as usual said, "Who the fuck are you? My dear faggot"

Pussiman, instead of killing her, remembered his dream of the marshmallow.

Pussiman told Rarity: "clothes or i smear shit on ur guts"

Rarity, made some clothes, Each one was for a special occasion, but she also had made a jimmies which were pussiman's official uniform.

Pussiman didn't like it, Instead of killing Rarity, he called the Pussi gods to ask if it's ok to rape a marshmallow.

Gods say yes.

                                                     1 Aids later

Rarity's pussy had exploded, he literally blew it up. Rarity almost died. It was time for the final countdown:

Princess Molestia.

Final Assdown

Pussiman opened the doors to the castle of Princess Celestia, Her guards started shooting.

But he wasnt hurt since he has the Pussi-force-shield, it reflects everything that  hits him and attacks the user.

One of the guards asked him, "Why didnt you died".

Pussiman said "Inside of me i have pussi, And pussi is AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Pussiman proceed to kill everyone untill reaches Celestia.

Celestia said "I am the great Celestia, and i have stolen Doctor Dick's virginity".

Pussiman threw a vegetable in her mouth.

Celestia almost choked to death, but she survived.

Pussiman screamed, "AEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

He got the pussi sword.

He started cutting her arms and legs, little by little.

Celestia said "ITS NOT OVER FAGGOT"

Celestia sent a missile to the castle, so she could Pussiman.

It was too late, Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The missile was destroyed alongside Celestia, Pussiman got the Virginity of Doctor Dick.

He soon returned to earth.

Doctor dick asked "So, how did it go?"

Pussiman answered "It was all AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Pussiman returned the virginity.

And once again, Power puff pussiman saved the day.

So kids, what did we learn today?

Pussiman taught us a valuable lesson, You can always AEIOOOOOOOOOOOO

No matter what.

I just wanna put a quote here.

Top dogg buy them all nigga burn this shit up

D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up

CPT, LBC yeah we hookin' back up

N' when they bang this in the club baby you gotta get up

thug niggas, drug dealers yeah they givin' it up

low life, your life boy we livin' it up

take a chance thats why we dancin'

in the party fo' sho'

slip my ho a fourty four n' she crept in it back do'

bitches lookin' at me strange but you know i don't care

step up in this mothafucker just to swingin' my hair

Bitch quit talkin' Crip walk

If you down with the set

Take a Bullet with some dick

take this dope from this jet

outta town put it down for father of rap

n' if your ass get crack bitch shut your trap

come back get back thats the part of success

n' if you believe the X then you'll relievin' your stress

music in between

[snoop]

da da da da daaaa

[Dre]

it's the mothafuckin' D-R-E

[Kurupt]

Dr. Dre mothafucker [Snoop] what what what what

[Snoop]

da da da da daaaa

Verse two: [Dre]

you know im mobbing with the D O double G

Straight off the fuckin' street's of CPT

King of the beats n' you ride to em' in your fleet (Fleetwood) wood

or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs

How you feel?

Whoopty whoop nigga what?

Dre n' snoop chronic'ed out

In the 'llac with doc in the back

Sippin' 'gnac, clip in the strap

Dippin' through hoods

What hoods? Compton, longbeach, ingelwood

South central out to the westside (westside)

It's california love this california bud

Got a nigga gang of pub

I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club

With my jeans on n' my team's strong

Get my drink on n' my smoke on

Then go home with somethin' to poke on (waz up bitch)

Loc' it's on for the two tripple oh

Comin' real it's the next episode

Prologue

It was long time ago, far far way.

There is place called "Pussiland" a land was devastated by the dark lord chin-chin, because this land was a treath to his race.

All the civilians were killed by his war cry "ORE WAA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI DAYOOOOOOOO".

However, the son on the remaining civilians, called Pussiman survived the holocaust.

Pussiman moved to planet earth, where he could live in peace away from the war.

Early early, sunday morning, Pussiman had a dream, He met a marshmallow, The marshmallow was fluffy and was a female.

In Pussiman's dream he told to marshmallow, "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", which is Pussiman's war cry.

His Pussi-cry is extremely dangerous is can be used to kill or have sexual activities.

The marshmallow was wet.

When the marshmallow was ready to mate, Pussiman woke up with a "AEIOOOOOOOO".

Pussiman thinked "I think it's time to AEIOOOOOOOO" so he charged his buttrocket...

1...2...3... AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pussiman flied away to doctor dick's lab, where doctor dick told him, "Pussiman, you have to rescue my virginity from the evil horses, If you do that i grant you pussi-powers that can defeat chin-chin if done right".

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOO".

Doctor dick said "because i have cancer".

Pussiman teleported to Equestria.

Pussiman reaches ponyville

When Pussiman arrived Equestria, his first target was Ponyville.

When arrived ponyville a pink strange pony looked at him, and said, "Wow, who are you?! Are you new!!!!!!!"

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Pinkie pie died.

Pussiman saw this giant land, one place was filled with the magic of Doctor Dick's virginity, his second target was Sweet Apple Acres.

When he arrived in the farm, A orange pony asked "Howdy partner, Mah name is Applejack, And this is my land, the rice fields."

A smaller pony, which was yellow, with a red mane and ribbon said "Howdy partner, Mah name is Applebloom, How can ah help you?"

Obviously, Pussiman said in softer, tiny tone "HEY HOARSA, WEAR CAN I FIND VIRGINITY?"

Applejack said "What's a virginity?"

Pussiman said "ITS WAT UR ABOUT TO LOSE FAGGOT!"

Applejack ran away, but it was too late.

Pussiman was faster, he walked on all fours after applejack, He jumped and screamed "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

He started to rip her guts out, and eat them, after he finished, he said "Yum, pussy".