A Tale of Two Dashes

"Oh Rainbow Dash I am absolutely amazed to see your friend for the first time. Her clothes were so amazing that I had to make them my size for myself. They were in such an odd shape however, It was hard to make them a pony size for me. Which is strange because it was very easy to make them your friends shape. Oh, sorry. I`m talking to much. Show me your new friend darling." Rarity said.

Rainbow was at the Carousel Boutique with her friend Rarity ready to show off Dash to her. "Yeah, well heads up. Shes not the average pony. In fact shes far from pony really." Rainbow said with a giggle. "Ummm, Excuse me? What do you mean?" Rarity asked with a confused face. "Oh youll see." Rainbow replied with a blush "Hey Dash! Shes ready!". Dash heard her words and knew this was her signal to get moving. As the doors opened and the young teenage human stepped inside, she was interested to see someone who wasnt Rainbow. "Well hey there. You must be Rarity. Your friend told me all about you.". Rarity was dead in her tracks. She could not believe her eyes on what she saw. "You...look...FABULOUS!!!!!I DONT CARE IF YOUR PONY OR NOT!!!!!FORGET THE CLOTHES!!!!!YOU BY YOURSELF WITH NO CLOTHES AT ALL ARE JUST SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL!!!!!Well, you know. In a non-gay way." Rarity screamed. "Thanks. Im a human." Dash said with a tone of pleasure in her voice. "Ummm,"Hoo-man"? thats a wired name for a non-pony.

"Hey, Im not the creator of the universe okay? I cant just CHOOSE what I want to be called."Dash replied with an annoyed tonne. "Well obviously I know that. But I can clearly see your not from this place. Or even Equestria for that matter. So whats your secret? Where are you from?" Rarity replied. Dash felt herself in a strange situation. The two half's of herself where in a battle. If she told Rarity, chances are she would most likely freak-out. But if she didnt , Rarity would continue to wonder where she came from. She gulped "Ummm, Id rather not talk about it."Dash said."Okay. I understand. But Ill crack you one day darling. Oh! I just had a thought! Do you think if possible, I could model some clothes for you?" Rarity asked. Dash knew where this was going. She really didnt like having to model clothes and such no less than Rainbow did. But she was new and she did think it might be kind if she said yes. But things where going to go differently. "Okay...fine." She said with a calm tone and a shrug. "Oh thank you! Ill just get my fabri-". Rarity was quickly interrupted. "But...we do this the way I want it." Dash said now with an element of "your in my town now"-ness in her voice. Rarity looked rather fearful. She never had anypony -or one- talk back to her when they where about to model. "First, nothing to girly. I want it to look like something I would actually like to wear. Something like...this" She said as she showed herself off. "Second, no silk. I like my clothes in fabric,denim and cloth. And finally, I have the right to keep my t-shirt on. I dont want the only other pony I see today have to see my breasts." Dash finished. Rarity thought long and hard. Usually she dosent swing this way with clothes. But this was her only chance to do this on something that wasn`t a pony. Rarity finally decided and thought about the challenge ahead of her one last time. "Deal".

"Okay, Im ready to see what you look like!" Rainbow said. It had been half an hour since Rainbow got to see Dash again. Dash took a look at what she was wearing and gave an impressed smile. Stepping out, she was fast enough to see Rainbows jaw drop at the sight of her new clothes. Dash was wearing a black t-shirt, jeans and what looked like a hoodie with yellow and hot pink stitches. Dash gave a giggle and said "What do you think? I honestly think its kinda cool."Rainbow was rubbing her eyes."Rarity, I cant believe it. You actually made some awesome clothes."Rarity smiled and looked impressed with what she made. Clearly, she was in it for the new business. Rainbow and Dash left as Rarity put up the closed sign for the noon.

Dash seemed to catch a lot of attention across Ponyville. Pretty much everyone looked at her with ever movement she made. Some ponies even ran away. One pony even tried to get Rainbow away from Dash, worried that the "hooman" might do something to her. "Jeez, the ponies in this town. Its like a YouTube comment system on a video about opinions mixed with a 4chan forum post."Dash said. "Ummm, what kind of..."four-me post"" Rainbow asked. Dash looked at her with a annoyed glare. "ANY forum post." Dash whispered. Rainbow just looked confuse. "Ill never understand your world." She claimed.