Roboteers are you ready!?

by Mrgrimm150

Psychopathic chaos

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Froggy bottom bog what a horrid place to be. The trees hung low and the mud bubbled. Even a hydra nest was rumoured to be hidden in deep in the bog. So naturally the only things that want to be there lived there. These three creatures did not live there though. One was running. Two were hunting.

The huntsman's hooves splashed through a puddle. He was trying to keep up with his faithful dog. Their prey was quick and would not give up easy. The huntsman liked things this way. It was always more fun when they ran. His coat was grey. His mane was too. His eyes were green. His strength immense. His weapon heavy. His mind slow.

The dog leaped from rock from rock. It's eyes locked on it's prey, nimbly it leaped narrowly missing it's target. It knew, it knew that this hunt was just beginning and it revelled in this fact. The prey might get away for a few seconds but a snapped twig or a cry of pain was all the dog needed to find him. It's flesh, metal a haphazardly shaped mishmash of parts to create to visage of a dog. Or wolf. It's eyes, red with blood-lust. It's mind, cold and calculating.

The prey was flustered. She was an outsider, not of this world. She was not ready for this, she hadn't even had time to adjust to her new body or surroundings. Here she was though, lost, panicked and hunted. Counting down the seconds until that metal beast was upon her. Her coat black. Her mane grey. Her eyes red. Her mind flustered. no. This wouldn't be her end I refuse! She wouldn't let her life end here because she was no ordinary mare. She was Chaos. She raised he back legs and kicked out.

The dog wasn't prepared for this. It's jaws crumpled with the force of the kick. It's view changed. From a helpless mare, to the sky and finally the bog. The dog was down but not out. It's claws quickly found solid ground. This hunt wasn't over not until she dies. The dog leapt from the bog, poised and ready to fight again.

The huntsman had just caught up. His face contorted in anger. His rage built. His best friend had just been attacked by this pathetic creature. It was time to intervene. His neck turned as he reached for his weapon. With little to no effort the huntsman lifted his hammer. His prey would not escape.


Cassius chrome was being handcuffed and escorted to a heavily ornate carriage. Even prison transports are ornate in Canterlot, the city of royals. Sir Chromalot leant back in his chair and finished his tea. "Still as pathetic as ever." He mused aloud.

"You're just a regular knight in shining armour aren't you?" Rarity said, observing the scene of carnage left by the Two Chrome's fight.

"Too much praise can go to one's head lady Rarity. That does not mean I do not appreciate it though" Chromalot chuckled, Observing the futile escape attempts of Cassius as he was carried away. Then one of the guards approached them.

"Excuse me sir. But the guard has sent me to provide a formal invitation to join the royal guard. You have shown great combat prowess and we think you should put it to use." Without another word the guard put a crested envelope on the table and walked away.

"Hm. A royal guard? me? Might be a good job opportunity. What do you think lady rarity?" Chromalot allowed his thoughts to be let out into the open.

"Well I think it's a great opportunity and you should take it. I must ask though what is your current job?" Rarity replied.

"Current job? non-existent!" Chromalot cheerfully said.

"But how are you so regal? You look to be, at the very least a banker!" Rarity was slightly shocked, how could Chromalot not have a job.

"Then it's settled! To the royal guard I go!" Chromalot opened envelope and conveniently contained inside was a map of canterlot with guard barracks highlighted.


"And that's about all you need to know." Tornado finished his exposition spewing for the day.

"And I thought that story sucked the first time you told it Tornado...." Razer chimed in, much to the others' annoyance.

"Razer must you be so bitter?" Dominator spoke up.

"No. But why stop now?" Razer laughed.

Dominator sighed.

"This is amazing! Inter-dimensional travel is possible I must notify the princess immediately!" Twilight exclaimed ignoring all sense of cliché.

Spike grabbed a quill and parchment.

Dear princess Celestia.

I have made an amazing discovery! Inter-dimensional travel has finally been proven. Earlier today several ponies turned up at my doorstep. Turns out they are from another dimension on a planet parallel to ours. The fact that such a thing has happened will create huge strides in the field of magic. Think of the possibilities! In addition to this. Upon entering our dimension these beings have assumed the form of ponies. Their cutie marks seem to represent what they looked like before this transformation. I will send another letter when I learn more

Your faithful student
Twilight Sparkle

"Does she always do this?" Razer whispered to Rainbow

"Pretty much." Dash whispered back.

"I have so many questions to ask you!" Twilight said with a slight sparkle in her eye.

"But I told you everything..." Tornado said.

"I'm sure there are some things you missed." Twilight excitedly said.

"Well...I think I forgot abo-" Tornado began

"NO NO NO NO NO! I am not sitting here for another exposition dump! I'm going for a walk. Bring me back here at....half past never!" Razer yelled as he walked out. There Razer was. Finally free from his group of "friends". Now all that was left for him was to get free of this town.


"Well Bashy. I do believe it is time for me to go. Have fun being a psychotic sergeant!" Matilda said as she flew off to cause some mayhem.

"Thought she'd never leave... OI! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT RECRUITS GET BACK TO WORK!" Bash screamed as he was once more his former self.

After several minutes of flying Matilda spotted a quaint looking little village. Time for some fun. Matilda thought.

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