What's it like to fly?

Commander Hurricane knows, and in this famous extract from Mere Player's Winter of Discontent, she lays out the hurt in her hate-filled heart, and epitomises a view of ponykind which we must be glad to see consigned to history.

(An entry for EQD WTG #4, with some fun stuff tacked onto the end because otherwise the whole thing was just too much a bloody downer).