Rejected Fic Idea 36#

So a human comes to equestria and happily ever after and I eat frosting! Wait, no thats what its supposed to say.. oops.. A human gets to Equestria, and does some stuff, I get lots of frosting, creamy frosting.. But the human desn't know whether to be an earth pony, pegasus, or unicorn! DUN DUN! Okay, So Dashie, Rarity, and Applejack  try to get them on their said and be what they are because earth ponies are awesome they think their species is best, I'm just sitting around with my wonderful frosting. So, I'm gonna have them talk and stuff. This is my first fic everypony so don't flame me! I just got a computer and plugged it into Windows Pony.. Its cool. Okay.

"You gotta be a pegasus because their fast and make best cupcakes and awesome and I'm also one!!!" Dashie said, all flying around like a Dashie does. I'm still eating frosting.

"No yalls gosta be a arth perna cuz dey are all strong and apples!!!" Applejack said, not eating frosting.

"Froooostttiiiiiiiing!" I sang, attracting the beautiful animals of the wilderness as I floated with a shining beautiful glow, as the force of the pink echoed through the air.

"No. You have to be a unicorn. They are good at magic." Twilight said, hiding in book fort, that I built for her.

"DA CONFUUUUUSION!" The human yelled, then he exploded an Lyra just sat in the background looking horrified.

"Dear Princess Glowy-Cool-Looking-Main-Of-The-Sun, We learned not to argue with people or else the humans will explode and not be alive. We also learned Pinkie Pie is best pony, and she deserves all the cake and frosting in the world and you should also make her an alicorn.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"

They learned stuff! Woohoo! The end! I'm gonna publish this!