Rejected Fic Idea 36#

by monkeylegs

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Slice of Life
Length: 520

Pinkie discovers the internet, and finds a website about rejected pony ideas. She takes it as a challenge and writes every single one.

Pinkie discovers the internet, and finds a website about rejected pony ideas. She takes it as a challenge and writes every single one.

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The title comes from this:

rejected pony fic idea #36
Pinkie Pie finding this list and writing every single fic in it
Posted 1 year ago 11 notes
Tagged: pinkie pie, meta, breaking the 4th wall, fanfiction.

I took it as a challenge, now I'm going to write every single one but in the view of Pinkie Pie. Every chapter is a separate story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-22 03:18:02 UTC

rejected pony fic idea #2

So, Mr. Derp can't speak pony language. Darn.

rejected pony fic idea #3

So, Twi gets all sick and stuff (I can make her soup), so Celestia goes and gets Twi to help Twi save Twi from the rare Twi sickness only effecting your average Twi. But theres to many Twi's so all the Twi's start making the universes collapse and I still have my frosting to which Twi doesn't.

rejected pony fic idea #4

Whos Duke Nukem? Well, that guy goes to Equestria, stuff happens, I still get frosting, the end.

rejected pony fic idea #5

Wait a minute I'm supposed to ship the princess of the night and a baby dragon? Uh.. o-okay..

mushy stuff goes on

Intro

Pinkie plugged in the computer, and watched as a logo popped up on the screen, with words saying 'Windows Pony'.

"Coool.. I can't believe I finally got enough bits to be able to afford this thing!" She said, smiling.

She started surfing the internet, and came across a strange website called "Rejected Pony Fic Ideas" on something named a Poneblr.

"...challenge.." She started to say, smiling, "..accepted...."

She openned Notepad and began typing, looking at the fics starting from the first.

rejected pony fic idea #1

So a human comes to equestria and happily ever after and I eat frosting! Wait, no thats what its supposed to say.. oops.. A human gets to Equestria, and does some stuff, I get lots of frosting, creamy frosting.. But the human desn't know whether to be an earth pony, pegasus, or unicorn! DUN DUN! Okay, So Dashie, Rarity, and Applejack  try to get them on their said and be what they are because earth ponies are awesome they think their species is best, I'm just sitting around with my wonderful frosting. So, I'm gonna have them talk and stuff. This is my first fic everypony so don't flame me! I just got a computer and plugged it into Windows Pony.. Its cool. Okay.

"You gotta be a pegasus because their fast and make best cupcakes and awesome and I'm also one!!!" Dashie said, all flying around like a Dashie does. I'm still eating frosting.

"No yalls gosta be a arth perna cuz dey are all strong and apples!!!" Applejack said, not eating frosting.

"Froooostttiiiiiiiing!" I sang, attracting the beautiful animals of the wilderness as I floated with a shining beautiful glow, as the force of the pink echoed through the air.

"No. You have to be a unicorn. They are good at magic." Twilight said, hiding in book fort, that I built for her.

"DA CONFUUUUUSION!" The human yelled, then he exploded an Lyra just sat in the background looking horrified.

"Dear Princess Glowy-Cool-Looking-Main-Of-The-Sun, We learned not to argue with people or else the humans will explode and not be alive. We also learned Pinkie Pie is best pony, and she deserves all the cake and frosting in the world and you should also make her an alicorn.

Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle"

They learned stuff! Woohoo! The end! I'm gonna publish this!