The Monster Hunter

by the ninja king

not so warm welcome (edit 2)

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“When all else fails, kill it with fire.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

"Oof" Spike said, getting up, after he bumped into the figure. "Sorry Gilda," he said, while holding out his claw to help her up.

"It’s ok, Spike," the griffon said. Gilda grabbed Spike's arm and got up. She was wearing a green sweat shirt and red sweat pants. "So, what’s the rush, anyway?"

"I’m going to Bloodville."

"Really? Be careful though, I heard a crap ton of evil monsters live in the Everfree forest, near the town," she said. Spike gave her an expression which said, 'Seriously?' “Oh yea. I forgot who I am talking to."

"Right. See ya, Gilda!" Spike said, while running off. He ran through the castle, jumping over people and sliding under objects that where being moved. When Spike got to the castle exit, he jumped out a nearby window, landing on the ground unharmed.

He ran through the streets, showing off is acrobatics, by jumping over a lot of different objects. When he got to the outer most walls, he climbed over it with a rope that was nearby. When he got to the top, he grabbed a second rope and slid down to the ground. He landed right near the guards which gave them a scare. "Sorry about that." Spike said.

"It’s all right, Spike," laughed one of the guards. Spike gave a sigh of relief, put his hood over his head and ran off on a dirt path. The path had tree roots all over the ground, which Spike slid under or jumped over, to avoid tripping on them. He ran for a few more minutes until an arrow stopped him.

"Dammit!" A voice shouted.

"Hey, why don't you come out and we can talk?" Spike said, reasoning with the shooter.

"Alright. Here I come, you fucker!" The voice said, while falling down with a sword to slice Spike in half.

"Oh my," Spike said, sarcastically, glancing up to see the figure. He rolled to avoid the attacker. When Spike turned around, he saw the attacker was a female cyan Pegasus with a sword and a crossbow that looked like they could break any second.

"Time to die!" She said, while pointing the cross bow at Spike. Spike got into a defensive stance to get ready for the arrow. But before the arrow could fire it broke and the Pegasus yelled, "FUCK!"

"Do you need help?" Spike deadpanned.

"No! I’m fine." She said. "Now die!" She ran towards Spike, jumped and got ready to slice him in half but Spike put his sword up, and when the sword clashed with the Pegasus's sword, it shattered.

"Dammit!" She said, while stomping on the ground.

"Do you want to talk now?" Spike said.

"Fine. Where are you from?" She asked.

"I came from Canterlot." he said.

"Oh, thank Celestia." She said, with a sigh with a relief. "I thought you were one of those monster hunters out to kill all monsters."

"I despise those guys. So, what’s your name?" Spike asked.

"Name’s Rainbow Dash," she said, as pulled her hood down. Spike spotted that she had a rainbow mane, which she was probably named after.

"I’m Spike." He said, also pulling his hood down.

Dash eyes widened when he saw him and thought, 'Wow, he’s a handsome dragon.' "Hey, sorry for trying to kill you." She said, while rubbing the back of her neck with her left hand.

"It’s fine. I usually get that a lot when I go to a monster-filled town. So, Dash, can you walk with me so no one tries to kill me on the way to Bloodville?" Spike asked.

"Sure," she said, while walking towards to the village, Spike following behind her.

"So, why did your weapons break?"

"Evil monsters and monster hunters attack us and that’s dulling our weapons close to breaking point. The only one who still has their weapons in tip top condition is Shining Armor, the second best sword fighter in all of Bloodville."

"Who’s the first, then?"

"Well, that’d be me." Rainbow jabbing her thumb at her chest.

"Pretty confident there, huh? Do need arrows? Equipment? How are you doing with food?"

"We are pretty well stocked with food, but we really need arrows and some medical supplies."

"I can ask my mom, she will be happy to give supplies to your village."

"Who’s your mom?"

“Celestia,” the dragon mumbled.

“Celestia!?”
"Yeah."

"Wow, um… once we get to the village, we can go to Shining and send your mom a request for weapons, arrows, and medical supplies," said Rainbow. Spike put his sword in his scabbard. As they reached an opening, they saw few buildings and Rainbow Dash said, "Welcome to Bloodville!"
Spike ran ahead, excitedly, but only to see no one in sight. “Hey, Dash? Where is everyone?"

"They must be in their homes." She said.

"Get the fuck away from Dash, you monster hunter bastard!" A voice yelled.

Spike looked up to see a tall warlock with a black scarf, pants, and shirt standing on a lamp post. He held up a sword that looked as if it could kill a rock golem and not shatter. He admittedly knew that this must be Shining Armor.

"Hey I’m not-" Spike tried to say, before he got cut off by Shining.

"Liar!" He shouted, "You’re here to kill everyone, aren’t you? Well I’m not letting you do that, mother fucker!" He jumped off the post and charged towards Spike. A split second before he was skewered, Spike grabbed his sword, diffusing them going into a defensive stance. Shining's sword struck Spike's two swords. Spike, in a flash, kicked Shining in the gut and when his head was down, kneed his face making him fly back and drop his sword.

"I came from Canterlot, dude!" Spike shouted.

"Oh, shit. I’m sorry," Shining said. With that, Spike fused his swords again and put them into his scabbard.

"It’s alright, I get that a lot from other monster-filled towns," Spike assured him, "I heard that you needed some supplies." Spike said, while picking up Shining's sword and handing it to him.

"Oh yes. We need them desperately," Shining said, while placing his sword in his scabbard.

"Ok, I need a scroll and something to write with."

"I will see what I can do," Shining told them, while running off to gather the needed materials.
Two minutes later, he had a scroll, ink, and a quill. "Here you are. Sorry for the wait," he said, while giving Spike the supplies.

"This shouldn’t take long," Spike said, while writing. It didn't take long for Spike to write the letter. Spike's hands started glowing with a green aura along with the note, and then the note vanished in a puff of green smoke.

"What did you do?" Shining asked.

"I sent it to my mom," Spike said. "Now we get to wait here for a reply." Spike grabbed his guitar from his back and started to pluck a few strings and started to play a random song.


Author's Note

I am having trouble for trying to figure out what monsters that Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity. Flutershy is a vampire and AJ is a werewolf.
Blazing Light edited

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