The Fantastic Adventures of Flanny and Flarp Dunsparce
Written & Edited by Seven81493
Equestria. A magical land filled with all sorts of creatures that are just as magical. From ponies to dragons to the majestic gryphons, every creature is unique. One of these is a fabled creature known as the ‘dunsparce’. How is it unique, exactly? Well, it has the tendency to get on the nerves of everything.
“Flarp, are you certain your friend won’t cause any trouble?”
“...Flarp,” came the response. The sheer sexiness of his voice caused Twilight’s ears to jizz, and she went ahead and casted her spell.
For a second, nothing happened. But suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and when it faded, it was clear her spell had succeeded. Another Dunsparce was sitting there in all its glory. Of course, no one in the room sounded as excited as Flarp.
“...Flarp.” The sound of his voice caused Twilight to blow up this time, but all of the blood missed Flarp because he’s too cool to be covered in blood. As his closed eyes scanned over the new Dunsparce in front of him, he slowly scooted his way towards it.
“Hey, Twilight, you around?” came the sound of Spike’s voice. The new Dunsparce new it had to take action, lest he stumble upon Twilight’s tattered remains.
“...Flan.” A splatter could be heard from upstairs, followed by Spike’s voice, albeit nervous sounding.
“Um, actually, I think I’m gonna take a bath, Twilight!”
“Ugh, finally home. I hate school…” complained Sweetie Belle, unaware of what was happening right in front of her. “Rarity, are you--”
Sweetie’s sentence was cut off as she saw what was unfolding in front of her. There was Flarp. But there was also another Dunparce. “ARE YOU TWO DOING IT IN MY HOUSE?!”
“...Flarp.”
“O-oh, I see. Well, I guess if you have to to save your girlfriend…”
“Flan.”
“Right, I’ll just leave you two to it,” she finished quickly before turning and hauling butt out of her home. Inside, Flarp and Flanny were still doing it. That dirty deed that no one should be caught doing. Too bad Rarity walked in right now, though.
“...are you two watching Jersey Shore?”
“...Flarp” came the response, causing Rarity to chuckle. “Well, not in my house, you’re not.”
“Flan…” came the sad response, making Rarity tear up instantly. Before she knew it, her eyes were too filled with water and they exploded.
As Discord walked through the castle garden, he paused to take a look at an interesting new statue. It must have been dedicated to that Flarp fellow he had heard much about, because it depicted two Dunsparces having--
“Wait a minute, something’s not right here. This statue wasn’t here five minutes ago, which can only mean…”
“...Flarp!”
“O-oh. Um, I was never here,” Discord concluded, snapping his talons and teleporting away, leaving the two to their naughty fun. That is, until Luna stumbled upon them.
“Oh no, you will not be having intercourse in my gardens! I must ask that you leave at once, Flarp, and that you take your friend with you!”
“...Flan,” came the response, causing Luna to fall right to the floor and spasm wildly, an orgasm instantly overtaking her. “Flan flan… flan!”
Luna was unable to handle the berating this new Dunsparce was giving her, and she quickly teleported away, leaving the two to their business.
Celestia had just finished court for the day, and it was finally time to relax! And of course, no relaxation is complete without a bubble bath. As she made her way into her bathroom, she took notice of something in the tub, though. “Flarp, are you doing it in my tub?!”
“...Flarp.”
Yes, it was clear that Flarp was doing it in her tub with Flanny. Celestia knew it was wrong, but part of her wanted nothing more than to see. And so she watched. The rhythmic pelvic thrusts of Flarp were so majestic, and she could hardly keep her hoof from touching her nether regions. That teared it. It was time for action!
“...can I join in?”
At last, our journey ends where it began. In Twilight’s tree library home thingy that may as well be home to thousands of bugs, too. Twilight was cleaning up the last of her own blood because that totally makes sense, and she was just about done. However, a voice interrupted her.
“...Flan.”
Slowly, Twilight turned around to meet her mortal nemesis. The one who had stolen the heart of Flarp from her. “What do you think you’re doing here, Flanny?”
“...Flan.”
“Yeah? Well I don’t care what you have to say. Flarp was mine and you stole his heart. I hate you!”
“...Flan.”
“...are you sure about that, Flanny?”
“Flan!”
“Alright then, I’ll do it!”
Finally at her destination, Twilight looked back at Flan to make sure this was a good idea, to which the Dunsparce enthusiastically nodded. “Alright then, here goes!”
So Twilight jumped off the edge of the cliff, never to be seen again. Her plan completed, Flan took to the air in celebration. However, she was cut off by none other than Flarp.
“...Flarp.”
“...Flan.”
“Flarp?”
“Flan!”
“Flarp flarp… flarp!”
“FLAN!”
“FLARP!”
“Um, what are you two doing?” came a new voice, Rainbow Dash, interrupting their argument. They turned to see the entire town of Ponyville gazing at them in confusion.
“...Flarp.”
And then everyone came and Ponyville was destroyed in a flood of cum.
And that’s the story of Flarp and Flanny, two Dunsparce’s who took Equestria by storm and did it everywhere even though I only wrote about them doing it in a few places and killing off Twilight. But anyways, after that, the two settled down in Canterlot for a while, flarping their way around and wreaking havoc with the citizens. But all was right in the world, and eventually, the two had an egg that they named ‘Flanp’. But they used it to make scrambled eggs, the end.
