I Wanna Be a Mongoose Pony!

"This is GIR! A big... thing or whatever.. Thats going to teleport all the humans to I-have-no-idea!" Zim yelled in his base, admiring a large portal-like thing that he made two hours ago.

"Why does it say it only works within a forty foot radius?" GIR said, looking at a labled lever on it.

"This planet doesn't look that big. I'll probably only miss like, maybe three or something. They'd probably do something stupid and die anyways, humans are pathetic pig-beasts.." Zim answered.

On a sidewalk not to far away, Dib was babbling about aliens and Zim to Gaz, who was paying no attention whatsoever and was killing him in her imagination while she defeated Count Pigcula on her GameSlave.

Zim pulled the lever, and stared as it did weird stuff.

"It looks cool."