I Wanna Be a Mongoose Pony!

by monkeylegs

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 572

Due to Zim being an idiot, Gaz, Zim ,Gir , and Dib turn into tiny horses with horns and wings.

Due to Zim being an idiot, Gaz, Zim, Gir, and Dib all end up popping into Ponyland or whatever as small colored horses.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-02-08 18:07:29 UTC

Chapter 1

"This is GIR! A big... thing or whatever.. Thats going to teleport all the humans to I-have-no-idea!" Zim yelled in his base, admiring a large portal-like thing that he made two hours ago.

"Why does it say it only works within a forty foot radius?" GIR said, looking at a labled lever on it.

"This planet doesn't look that big. I'll probably only miss like, maybe three or something. They'd probably do something stupid and die anyways, humans are pathetic pig-beasts.." Zim answered.

On a sidewalk not to far away, Dib was babbling about aliens and Zim to Gaz, who was paying no attention whatsoever and was killing him in her imagination while she defeated Count Pigcula on her GameSlave.

Zim pulled the lever, and stared as it did weird stuff.

"It looks cool."

Chapter 2

Suddenly, everything got all swirly.

"Wait.. If it works only in a 40 feet radius.. We're standing a foot away... Uh oh." Zim realized how stupid that was.

It was already too late. Dib and Gaz were also in a 40 foot radius of it, so at least their also going with them. Same with GIR.

"HIMYNAMESPINKIEPIEWHOAREYOUGUYS!? ITSWEIRDBECAUSEI'VENEVERSEENYOUALLHEREBEFOREANDANDAND" A fluffy pink pony said, as four fillies sat, one playing on a GameSlave, none of them having any idea what she as saying.

"Shut up.." She said.

"HEY FILTHY HORSE BEAST! WHERE ON IRK AM I?!" A green one with fully red eyes an antenae yelled.

"Your in Equestria, Silly! Where else would you be?" She replied.

"I was on stupid dirt planet a couple seconds ago."

"Its not stupid! Anyways, this planet has dirt too!" A greyish blue unicorn said, who had a strangely large head.

"Not stupid? Thats because your so stupid you don't know its stupid!" An argument between the two was about to begin.

"Stupid alien-face."

"I'm not an alien."

"Yes you are."

"LIES!"

Pinkie just stood and watched for them to finish.

~~~~~

An hour later

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"STUPID MEATPIG!"

"YOUR AN IDIOT ZIM!"

"YOU ARE FULL OF LIIIIIIESSSS!"

Then the sissy-fighting begun.

"Idiots.." The dark purple unicorn said, finishing level 42.

"I LIKE MONKEYS!" A tiny robotic pony said, with glowign blue eyes.

Pinkie gasped, "I like monkeys too!"

As they chatted about monkeys, Dib and Zim sissy-fighted and argued while Gaz played on her gameslave. That was chaos.

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Miles Away

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"My chaos senses are tingling." Discord said, suddenly dropping his cat magazine.

Fluttershy was feeding a bird, "Oh, really? Where? Its been a really nice week, nothing bads really happened." She said, in a hushed voice.

Discord teleported them, Angel, and the bird to the source.

~~~~

GIR and Pinkie were dancing now, Dib had stolen Zim's PAK, so that was happening, and now Discord and Fluttershy were here.

"GIMME STUPID PIGFACE DIB!" Zim yelled, there was a weird beeping now, they were both running weird since they weren't used to having hooves.

"Uhm.." Fluttershy was both quiet and confused. "S-stop fighting.. uhm.." Still quiet.

Everything continued, Pinkie and GIR were pleased.

"EVERYPONY SHUT UP AND STOP MOVING AROUND LIKE IDIOTS!!!" Fluttershy yelled at an amazingly loud tone, even scaring Discord.

Zim fell on his face, same with Dib, Pinkie and GIR instantly looked at Fluttershy and stopped moving, and Gaz looked up a little bit.

"Thank you." Fluttershy said.

Zim looked up a little bit, and snatched his PAK while he had a chance.