Author's Note

Disclaimer:
If you do not like comedy-style adventures with randomness and references; THIS STORY IS NOT FOR YOU!
Please do not go over every misspelled piece of grammar and just have fun. If you have nothing good or constructive to say, don't say anything at all :P

Thank You.

Meet Derpy

Hello! If you are reading this then that means that I most likely published a book about my first adventure! Anyways! My name is Derpy. Im a secret adventurer but nopony knows it. Everypony also thinks i'm a ditz. I don't know if it's because of my name, my eyes, or whenever i'm the wrong place at the wrong time. Soooo, I made a list of what I like and don't like!

I like: Muffins, Bubbles, Cool stuff, Breaking The Fourth Wall

I Dislike: Magic, Floors coming out from under me
Well, I shouldn't ramble for too long let's get onto the story that I most likely wrote!