Wizardry Means Nothing

by Cafe Ponies

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 217

Scootaloo is sent off to a school, years after her parents are killed, but the school isn't as normal as it seems.

Scootaloo is sent off to a small school in Ponyville, years after her parents are killed. She's lucky enough to see Applebloom and Sweetie Belle as students there too, but she's also unlucky enough to see Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon there as students as well. Not only that, but the school isn't as normal as it seems.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-23 23:16:04 UTC

Chapter 1

  Scootaloo sat at the end of the long dining table. Applebloom sat on her left, while Sweetie Belle sat on her right. Diamond Tiara was neatly seated next to Applebloom, smiling smugly. Silver Spoon sat in the same way next to Sweetie Belle. Many teachers were seated near them, admiring Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's charming ways.

  Scootaloo was immediately launched into thought about the school. She wished she went to the Ponyville school first. This school was simply horrible. The terrible teachers, snobby students, creaky walls and property that wasn't even sturdy in the slightest. It was the worst place ever!

  Then, Diamond Tiara's obnoxious giggle brought Scootaloo back to the present. Angrily, she jabbed her food with her sharp fork. An easy plan snapped into her mind. The orange filly raised her fork, a lot of meatloaf dangling from it, and flung the food directly onto Diamond Tiara's face.

  Diamond Tiara broke off from whatever she was saying, because, of course, Scootaloo wasn't listening to her. The meatloaf covered most of her face, turning her pink muzzle, cheeks, and forehead, light brown. Then, Scootaloo felt like she had received a bonus from her meatloaf attack, when she saw that some of the meatloaf stained Diamond Tiara's mane and fake crown as well.