“Oh! Is he all right?” Asked a low, shy voice.
"I don't know, I've never seen anything like it!" Said someone in a confused voice.
"Oh no! It must be horrible!!!!" I thought to myself, thinking of many other things that might have had happened. I might have gotten run-over by a car, or gotten shanked, I might have had gotten into a street fight… again…
"Oh look, he's wakin’ up!" Said a country voice. Now this is getting weird. Weirder than weird actually. It’s as weird as watching a call of duty master play a Mario game… Who are these people? There’s only one way to find out… I took a deep breath, and open my eyes, waiting for the horror that is sure to come.
"What th-"I say before getting cut off. I scrub my eyes, trying to focus in on what’s surrounding me. Horses. Big. Colorful. Horses. Okay, okay. I have to be dreaming. There is NO WAY, at ALL that this is real. I must of have fallen into a sink hole and hit my head. I must be in a coma. Oh this is bad…
"Who and What are you?" Asked an irritated voice, demanding answers, on the double. I had no idea what to say. I was in a sort of dream, had no idea how to wake, possibly in a coma, and out of everything else, I was surrounded by big colorful rainbow horses. I looked at my fingers. 1,2,3,4,5. Good. I looked at the other. 1,2,3,4,5. Okay… I pinched myself, since my first dream check failed me. Nope, pain, definitely pain. Alright. So let’s see. I’ve fell into a hole, and somehow ended up in magical rainbow horse land. This isn’t weird anymore. No. Weird is just around the corner. Right now, I’m at insane-ville, population, me.
“Uh, Twi?” Asked the country girl, err, horse, putting it’s foreleg on the other horse’s shoulder.
“Huh?” She turned around, facing the other horses. “What is it Applejack?”
“Well, you see,” she started. She paused, looked at me, then at the other horses. She gave them a sign to come into the back of the room. I looked at them. There’s a blue horse with rainbow hair, and wings. A yellow horse with pink hair, also has wings, an orange horse, yellow hair, and wears a hat. I believe her name was ‘Applejack’? Another was white with purple hair, and has a horn.
Finally, There’s another horse, the one who asked me the question, just as a wake up, she is purple, and has hair, that has a mixture of purple and pink.
As they walked away, I start to look around, find where I am, you know, basic sense. I was in a small, white, room. A single window, a lot of light blue curtains, a lot of lights. A nightstand with a lamp on it next to me. 2 doors, one that is open, probably leads to the corridor, and another, marked with “EMPLOYEES AND ADMINISTRATION ONLY”. I was probably in a hospital… hopefully…
I decided to try and listen to what they’re talking about.
“C’mon Twi! He can’t be that much of a harm!” said Applejack.
“Can’t be much a harm? Applejack, please. Haven’t you seen what he was wearing? It’s simply repulsive,” she pauses, and looks up at me. “Oh, not you, darling, you’re fine!” she yells at me, then turns back to the huddle of horses. And his mane, it’s disastrous. That style? That color? Ahh…” she faints, and pulls a couch out of nowhere.
“Well, alright, if you say so…” said the purple horse, returning a glance at the white horse.
"Sorry about that…" Apologized the purple horse. “So… who are you?”
“I… Um… My… My name?” I asked, so, they can talk fluent English.
“Yes, your name, what is it?” She asked, her patience depleting every second passing by.
“I… Uh… My name is… Mike… I think…” I replied. “I mean… I know that’s my name… It’s just…”
“I think I’m going to go along perfectly with him…” Said the shy, and timid voice of the yellow horse. "That is... if he wants to..."
“So, uh, what are your names?” I ask, hesitantly.
"I'm Rainbow Dash,” says the blue horse with wings. that's Fluttershy, "She says while pointing at the yellow pony with pink hair, who also has wings.
"That's Applejack, that's Rarity, that's Spike" She pointed to the dragon. “The purple unicorn is called Twilight, and that's Pinkie Pie.” As she point’s to the Pink horse that was sitting, he quickly swipes her forelegs onto her mouth and covers it. As a minutes time passes by, no one said a thing. Probably something was going to happen.
“So what happened? Where am I?” I asked, wanting to know some more answers.
"Ah’m not sure. I just found ya’ passed out on Sweet Apple Acre." Says Applejack.
“And you’re in Ponyville, one of the many cities here in Equestria.” Added Rarity.
"Wait... passed out? And what is this place specifically?" I looked at them, slightly worried.
"Well... Ya', Ah found ya' passed out. And you're in the Ponyville hospital. It took me a while for them to let me in with ya'. They said that "you're not a pony so you shouldn't get any service."... Ah made it work out hehe. You sure are lucky..." she explained, glearing at a doctor in the hall, who quickly walked away.
"So I'm in a hospital... How long have I been out?"
"Well, Ah'm not completely sure, ya' see, Ah've just started buckin' apples, and found ya' on the floor. Might of took me an hour to rush you here. All in all, Ah think you've been out for a few days... Not counting how much time before Ah found ya'."
So I really am in magical rainbow horse land… Great, just great. So let’s see. I somehow fell into a weird hole, landed in magical rainbow horse land, and I’m not dreaming… I yawned.
“Ya’ sure could use some rest, sugarcube. It’ll do ya’ good.” Said Applejack.
“Besides,” added Twilight, “visiting hours are over, anyways.”
She was right, the time did said 8:07. At least, if that's how time works here... For all I know, it could be 3 in the morning...
