Author's Note
so this fic is going to have zombies but i do not want to rush it i will take my time also if you don't know zombies lore this may be confusing to you
Element 115
"RUN!!! Get to the stage!!" tank shouted as he unloaded a clip of his pack-a-punched pistol into a rape train of the undead.
"I vill link ze pad!" Richtoffen shouted over his Zeus cannon.
"Takeo you cover Richtoffen while me and Nickolai keep the stage clear". tank said
Nickolai seemed to be stabbing a zombie to death and as always shouting about his vodka. Richtoffen made a dash for the lobby with takeo right behind him. when they got there Richtoffen flipped a very small switch on the receiver pad.
"well that must actually be the last of them" tank said sounding like he was questioning what he just said.
"vy do you look so down comrade ve have finally von yes? so here have some vodka" Nickolai replied
"i know but something ... something just doesn't seem rig-" tank said cutting himself off
One shot rang out from his gun as he killed the last crawler behind the teleporter.
"Sharp eyes comrade" Nickolai commented
"Now we've won" tank said with an air of seriousness but at the same time happiness
Takeo and Richtoffen came sprinting into the room out of breath expecting zombies but what they got were handshakes and hugs from Nickolai.
"Uh what a happened did we finally win?!?" Takeo asked
"heh heh yeah we won we did it" tank replied
"Oh zis is marvelous" Richtofen said
They all celebrated for a while until one of them suggested something that would change they're lives forever.
"hey why don't we grab some jugernog box and then pack-a-punch whatever we get for old times sake what do you guys say huh?" tank asked sunddenly felling very nestalgic
"i for one am never opossed to drinks" nickolai said getting a laugh out of the whole group
takeo got the ballistic knives tank got the ray gun nickolai got deul pistols and richtofen got the Commando
they sat in the seats of the theatre drinking jug while holding they're weapons talking aboult times long since passed. they all got up and moved towards the teleporter exept for takeo.
"Hey man you commin or what?" tank asked
"That thing sends chills up my spine no thank you tank-san i shall wait in the lobby" Takeo said
"Suit yourself” tank said
"Shall ve depart?" Richtofen asked
"Hit it" Nickolai said and they disappeared in a flash of blue lightning
They reappeared moments later in the "pack-a-punch room" they looked out over the balcony and talked until they're time ran out but when they teleported again they were not in the lobby.
***
"fuuuuuuuuuuuuck today is boring" Luna thought to herself
"Sister I’m going for a walk in the garden i shall be back in half an hour" Luna stated
"Okay I’ll cover for you while you're out-" Celestia was cut off by her sister
"Clearing my head" she said cutting off her sister and walking out of the royal courtroom and into the garden behind the palace.
***
Meanwhile somewhere in the gardens
*zap-zap-crackle-hisssss*
The trio materialized in front of a statue of a hoarse wearing armour although they didn’t notice that they were too busy trying to get they’re barring’s.
“Where in the hell are we now doc?” tank asked annoyed.
“Well no zombies’ zat is an improvement” Nickolai said taking a sip from his personal supply of vodka.
“yes vell ve should get moving even if there are no zombies best ve know ze map” Richtoffen replied.
The small group started out of the maze like area and towards what appeared to be a castle strait out of the Middle Ages.
They were all silent for quite a while not wanting to give away they’re position should there be any zombies nearby.
“Royal court is so boring I just don’t know how celly puts up with it” Luna thought to herself as she rounded a corner and she could not believe what she saw.
***
“Hey guys you still up there” Takeo asked but there was no response only silence and then what he least of all expected to see on the stage was a little girl glowing blue with white eyes.
He attempted to ask her why and how she had gotten there but he was only met with a chair being telekinetically thrown at his face then he slipped into unconsisnes.
***
Luna let out a high pitched scream when she saw the three humans covered in dried up blood stains.
The guards came running without the three noticing because they were trying to calm the princess down.
*wham!* *wham!* *wham!*
One after another they were knocked out by two solar guards and hauled off to the dungeon was princess Luna returned to her room.
***
“So what do we do now we don’t have our weapons and no matter what we can’t seem to make a dent in these cuffs” tank asked
“Well now that is very simple just tell me who you are and why you are here and I shall consider letting you go” princess Celestia replied
“I am Dr. Edward Richtofen and these are my associates captain Tank dempsey and Nikolai Belinski ” Richtofen replied.
“why did you come here?” princess Celestia asked
“we had a malfunction with our teleporter but it seems to happen a lot first we were sent to the prison on a ship then a jungle now here I mean come on Richtofen you may be a scientist but would it kill ya to make something that would work for once” Tank said sarcastically
“I’ve made things that vork ze pack-a-punch machine ze ray gun and I helped discover element 115” he said acting smug
“Yes because we are so grateful for zat discovery” Nickolai said
“ENOUGH TELL ME WHY YOU ARE HERE AND QUIT ARGUING!!!” Celestia shouted
“Okay fine but take a seat because we’ve gotta start at the beginning the … very … beginning” Tank said
[several hours later]
Celestias jaw was wide open from the shock of what the three men had told her.
“y..y…you spent years fighting zombies and a little girl is responsible” Celestia said her voice filled with shock
“yup well Samantha isn’t fully responsible the doctor here is the one that uncovered element 115 along with the rest of group 135” tank said as he shot Richtofen a look
“I invented most of ze wonder veapons and you know zat” Richtofen said
“arg here we go again” celestia said as she face hoofed
