“NOOOOOOOOO JULIO!!!1! Now who am i gonna use to hold my inhaler.” these were the last words of Josh as he watched his best friend Julio get swooned away by the devious bad guy Snow Flake. Josh laid on the ground hopeless as he thought to himself what he should do next.
“Well i can make the chili with the hot dog buns that you like to put your mouth around like you like to do!” a mysterious figure said from afar.
Josh quickly snapped his head a sly 540 degree angle in the general direction of the sound. “Who’s there? Don’t make me breath fire in your general direction at you!”
The slim figure slowly inched out from the shadows to reveal he was a skinny 1 armed vietnam veteran holding an inhaler. “me names Bradley! Nice to meet ya!” Bradley said as he put his other head out to shake.
Josh put out his hoof and shook Bradley's slimy and suspiciously wet head. “So uuhh, wanna help me save my best friend by killing Snow Flake!?” Josh audibly said.
“well butter my balls and call me a biscuit! Is this some sort of hootenanny without yer good ol’ unimportant character friend southern horse Apple Jack!?” unimportant character said as she died.
“books.” twilight said.
“Hey look it’s Twilight! Hey twilight wanna cum along on our adventure!?” Josh said.
“Sure, but as long as i get to bring my pet slave! His name is spark.” Twilight said.
“darn it Twilight! My name is Spi-” before Spark could finish Josh said something very important to the plot that you won't want to miss.
“Wowee! Another great plan from the mane man Josh!” Bradley exclaimed.
“you can’t forget me can you?” non hostile clone of Snow Flake said.
“There you are non hostile clone of Snow Flake! I almost forgot you were going to come with us to kill the real you!” Twilight said. Then the whole gang trotted off valiantly off into the distance to find original evil Snow Flake.
“Now listen up gang, were going to have to get more main characters for our angry mob or else my story probably won't get accepted on FIMFiction!” The writer said desperately.
“Hey guys look! It’s fashion horse looting non important horse’s body over there.” Josh said.
“Oh hey guys, fashion fashion dresses and stuff! Let’s go kill evil Snow Flake.” Rarity said.
“Yeah me too!” Twilight said.
“Were going to have to look for some clues now gang, spread out and start searching!” Josh said.
a couple moments later Twilight finally shouted something to the rest of the gang. “Hey guys I was standing over here trying to look busy when I found Jenny the Teenage Robot standing here with a sign that says “it’s over there I think.””
The whole gang quickly rushed over and stared at the sign for a couple of hours trying to comprehend what it means. “I think she’s trying to tell us tha-” Spark attempted to say as Josh cut him off. “I think she’s trying to tell us that Evil Snow Flake is down that evil looking path she thinks.”
“Wow great job!” Rarity said.
“Yeah! Congratulations for finding out that hard one!” Twilight said.
“woo! yeah! go josh *clap clap* woo hoo yeah go josh!” Brad yelled.
“Alright now let’s move along, move along like you know we do.” Josh said.
“Man we sure are hungry.” Twilight said.
There it was, a combination of something so holy and amazing that they almost went blinded by it...it was the combination of Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. They all walked in to find Julio manning the register. “Hola bawss, how may I help you?” Julio said.
“Oh hey Julio, how you holding up? I’m trying my best to save you.” Josh said.
Then a bell rang and Julio walked off to go on his lunch break. “What a nice dress he was wearing.” Rarity said.
After spending some time at the combination pizza hut and taco bell the gang finally left to continue their journey across Equestria in search of evil Snow Flake. “How much longer until the path ends?” Spark asked.
“yeah.” Josh responded as everyone clapped.
Then they finally reached the end of the river and saw a house. The house was being guarded by changelings and looked very spooky and had skeletons hanging from trees and stuff. “Alright gang, were gonna hafta be sneaky. These changelings are very intimidating with their scaaaaary tactics.” as Josh was done saying that the whole gang started clapping and cheering for Josh’s wonderful genius brain of his. Then the Changelings saw them.
“BATTLESTATIONS EVERYBODY! GET OUT THE MANE DEFENSES!” a changeling yelled as he pulled a lever. Suddenly all the skeletons that were dangling from the trees flew down and started dancing, some even bent others over just to rip their own femur bone off and play the other skeleton’s rib cage like an xylophone.
“Oh no! What will we ever doooo!?” rarity yelled as she passed out.
That’s when twilight took out a book labeled “spooky begone” and started chanting satanic rituals. “aaaahhhh haaa eeeehhhh booooks boooks books!!!!” and then all the skeletons disappeared and the changelings charged them.
Thankfully Rarity kept Apple Jack’s corpse so they used it as a meat shield and rammed through the crowd “For fashion!” Rarity yelled violently.
After a long and tragic charge they finally made it to the front gate. Evil Snow Flake didn’t even hesitate to jump down and immediately begin to battle. “You’ll never get your friend back Josh!” Evil Snow Flake yelled.
“Yes I will!” Josh yelled as him and the bad guy went back and forth with their swords. Suddenly Josh started coughing and requested that Brad give him his inhaler, but Brad suddenly ripped off his skin to reveal that he was king Sombra!
“SLAVES!” King Sombra yelled.
“OH NO! SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT MY INHALER HAS BEEN EMPTY THE WHOLE TIME AND YOU'RE REALLY WORKING FOR EVIL SNOW FLAKE!?” Josh yelled as he violently coughed.
“Sssssssslaves.” King Sombra yelled again.
“Aw dang it! I goofed up!” Josh yelled and then had an asthma attack, and so did the rest of the gang now that I think about it, and princess Celestia lived happily ever after.
