Doodle Bug was always such a normal mare. Well, a bit strange, but still, normal by some standards. She was adorable, clumsy, sweet, and painstakingly awkward. Everyone loved Doodle Bug. Well they did after she apologized for whatever she had done to make them mad at her. But, Ponyvilles' daily destroyer isn't all she seems to be. What no pony seems to know is that Doodle Bug had a very rough fillyhood, and it had stayed with her. And now, after a little accident, Doodle Bug does something that shocks everyone. And what she does in the next few weeks shocks them even more...

Edit 2016: guys this thing is so old and badly written why do you like it so much ahh. you guys are all reading it and here i am, unable to even look at the damn cover without wanting to scream. you guys are the true MVPs here, tbh.

Edit in the year of our Lord, 2023:
Republishing this after getting it restored to my account for archive purposes, and so my beautiful friends can laugh at me. Yes, I'm making them get in fimfiction.net to do so. I want them to have the authentic experience.