My Little Pony: BH(Before Harmony)

''Hey all you kids and bronies!!! It's Patchy the Pirate!!! *Riding Shetland Pony, Falls off* ''AHH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!'' *Cut for three seconds.* ''Anyways, I Want to bring you a special episode of MLP:FIM!!! MLP:BH(Before Harmony)''. ''Squawk. I Brought a Robot pony in''. ''I Am Robo Sparkle. I am programmed to find out about friendship.'' ''POTTY!!!! Did Applejack say machinery was dishonest!?'' ''Anyways kids and bronies lets get to the episode!!''. But not before we find out a brief synopsis with no spoilers. ''Our pony friends are prehistoric. They discover a power so powerful that eventually they accidentally create elements, elements that have not appeared for thousands of years until Celestia discovered them.'' ''In this episode we find out what ponies did in pre-historic era.'' ''ALRIGHT ROLL ON THE TAPE!!!''.