My Little Pony: BH(Before Harmony)

''Alright kids and bronies!!! Patchy the pirate here!!! Let's try to make wood burn!!! *Rubs together* ''It takes a lot of getting used to, Darn physics, Anyway. I Have something very special. A REAL, LIVE, CAVEPONY!!!'' ''Now come on, tut tut. Good boy.'' ''Squawk!!! I still have that Robo-Pony!!!'' ''Alright let's see how it goes!!!'' The caveman approached the robot whilst saying ''Hoo-Hoo. Hoo'' ''ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!'' *Screams and hoots in pain* ''POTTY!!!'' ''I WILL SERIOUSLY FLABBERGAST YOU!!'' Score: 1 for Cavemen. 5 for Robots. ''STOP STOP STOP!!!'' Said patchy as both the robot and the cave-pony stopped. ''Now Bronies, we were just having a little argument that's all. And no more ever than now.'' If only Fluttershy was real. Anyways Back to the show!!! ''After discovering friendship, our ponies start bickering and quarreling with each other. A Mysterious entity awakens and tries to get the ponies to stop. This entity would not be seen again for a thousand years''.