My Little Pony: BH(Before Harmony)

by polybius82

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1222

My Little Pony in the prehistoric era!!!

MLP in the Prehistoric era. Hosted by Patchy the pirate!!! Based on Spongebob: BC!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-25 08:56:08 UTC

Hey kids! It's Patchy the Pirate!!!

''Hey all you kids and bronies!!! It's Patchy the Pirate!!! *Riding Shetland Pony, Falls off* ''AHH HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME!!!'' *Cut for three seconds.* ''Anyways, I Want to bring you a special episode of MLP:FIM!!! MLP:BH(Before Harmony)''. ''Squawk. I Brought a Robot pony in''. ''I Am Robo Sparkle. I am programmed to find out about friendship.'' ''POTTY!!!! Did Applejack say machinery was dishonest!?'' ''Anyways kids and bronies lets get to the episode!!''. But not before we find out a brief synopsis with no spoilers. ''Our pony friends are prehistoric. They discover a power so powerful that eventually they accidentally create elements, elements that have not appeared for thousands of years until Celestia discovered them.'' ''In this episode we find out what ponies did in pre-historic era.'' ''ALRIGHT ROLL ON THE TAPE!!!''.

Intermission

''Alright kids and bronies!!! Patchy the pirate here!!! Let's try to make wood burn!!! *Rubs together* ''It takes a lot of getting used to, Darn physics, Anyway. I Have something very special. A REAL, LIVE, CAVEPONY!!!'' ''Now come on, tut tut. Good boy.'' ''Squawk!!! I still have that Robo-Pony!!!'' ''Alright let's see how it goes!!!'' The caveman approached the robot whilst saying ''Hoo-Hoo. Hoo'' ''ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!'' *Screams and hoots in pain* ''POTTY!!!'' ''I WILL SERIOUSLY FLABBERGAST YOU!!'' Score: 1 for Cavemen. 5 for Robots. ''STOP STOP STOP!!!'' Said patchy as both the robot and the cave-pony stopped. ''Now Bronies, we were just having a little argument that's all. And no more ever than now.'' If only Fluttershy was real. Anyways Back to the show!!! ''After discovering friendship, our ponies start bickering and quarreling with each other. A Mysterious entity awakens and tries to get the ponies to stop. This entity would not be seen again for a thousand years''.

Ending

''Hi kids and bronies!!! Patchy here!!! Did you enjoy the episode? You did? Well that is good. Who would have known that some prehistoric ponies would discover friendship? And who would have known Discord is an age old entity?'' ''Squawk!!! I Have something special for you'' ''What is it now Potty.'' ''Something not stupid!!''. Patchy looks on in awe. As Cavey the Cavepony and Robo-Sparkle were rapping. When worlds collide...

You can run...

...But you can't hide!

When worlds collide

You'll laugh so hard you'll swear you've died

When worlds collide

Hold my hand and I'll be your guide

When worlds collide

Buckle...buckle...

Buckle up for the sweetest ride

And prepare to have your mind blown wide

When worlds collide

When worlds collide it's a curious thing

Bet you've never heard a robot and a cavepony sing

In his metal chest are some working parts

How is that different from by beating heart?

I'm from the future...

...And I'm from the past

But that doesn't mean this friendship wasn't built to last

He was made in a lab and I was born in a cave

So let me hear you holler for this inter-era rave!

You...you...you can run...

But you can't hide!

When...when worlds collide

''Wow!!! I Guess the future is cool Potty!!!'' ''Correct,'' ''Well boys and girls the episode is over and we have now found out how friendship was discovered!!! Stay tuned for more MLP!!''.

THE END.

Discovering Friendship

''Ahhh, it is a beautiful day in Prehistoric Equestria and Twilight-Gar is just getting out of bed''. Said the French narrator. ''Good morna Ponavalley!!, Wonder what Pinkie-Gar up to?'' ''Twilight-Gar me make breakfar''. Just then. Rainbow-Gar was getting out of the clouds. ''Alri, ready fly!!! WHEEEE!! BOOM!!'' ''Good morna Rainbow-Gar!!!'' ''Good morna Twilight-Gar!!''. After that Apple-Gar woke up. ''Hoo hoo!!! Me Apple-Gar no lie!!!''. After Twilight, Apple and Rainbow met. Flutter-Gar, Pinkie-Gar and Rare-Gar all met. They found a log. And they did not know what to do with it. After Laughing with each other and shaking hooves and chatting in typical Cavepony speak. Some magical power set the log on fire. Twilight-Gar looked at the Apple in Apple-Gar's hand, then the stick in Pinkie-Gar's hand. Then the fire, this repeated in a sequence of three flashing images to a song from 2001: A Space Odyssey. The discovery was very important. Twilight set up the fire. Rainbow-Gar collected 30,000 Plants and they were equally divided into six as they all ate them. Apple-Gar collected 70,000 Apples and toasted them. Whilst Pinkie-Gar collected some plants that looked like wheat and also collected a milk-like fluid coming from the ground, then Flutter-Gar collected eggs. They invented the cake!!! They made several thousand cakes before Rare-Gar invented Jewellery!!! They ate almost insatiably until they were full. ''The fire of friendship is probably one of the most powerful entities in Pre-Equestria. But will it last forever? Will friendship be lost for thousands of years due to bickering and quarreling? Stay tuned to find out.

Invisible Discord

As soon as they had ate everything. The log was the only thing left. The six started arguing over who should have the log. Twilight-Gar said that it was hers. Whilst Rare-Gar said ''Me use log, start forge!!!'' The six started quarreling over the log and battled over it. Twilight-Gar started making angry war cries. Rainbow-Gar took the log for herself. ''AHHHH NO TOBUNGA!!! DO DO DO HO HO HO HOO HOO HOOOOO LALALALALALA!!!'' Screamed Twilight. Flutter took it and a massive 5-minute chase began. As Rainbow stole from Twilight and then Flutter stole from Pinkie and everything wierd began to occur. Twilight crashed into a rock as Pinkie fell in a hole as they kept stealing the log for themselves. The Quarreling was awakening who was almost a god and would not be seen for another several thousand years, while they were still fighting each other and bickering over the log which was mysteriously glowing and Rare-Gar dropped some of her jewels into it that it started to produce wierd effects from the Friendship. They all fighted each other. Until, an eerie god like voice spoke ''SILENCE!!! I AM DISCORD!!! LORD OF CHAOS!!! STOP QUARRELING OVER THE LOG OR I WILL SPAWN FIRE EVERYWHERE!!! NOW SHUT YOUR PIEHOLES OR I WILL END THE WORLD!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!''. The voice invoked fear into the ponies, because even though they only knew basic english. They knew they were doing something bad. ''Rainbow-Gar?''. Twilight said in tears. ''Twilight-Gar?'' Rainbow-Gar also cried. The six of them cried and made friends with each other. And as they left, they left something behind. Six rather strange looking jewels accidentally crafted from the forge. This would be the start of an important era, But none of them would be discovered for hundreds of years. It was the start of something very important. Harmony. And thousands of years later. Starswirl, Celestia and Twilight would discover these elements again. Two other ponies emerged out. Both with wings and horns. One took an element for herself and controlled the day. Whilst the other would take the element and control the night. This was Celestia and Luna's ancestors and they would be arguing all over generations causing nightmares and moons to be formed. The moon was destroyed several times and would come back every 1000 Years. After the final Nightmare Moon, the moon was no longer destroyed. And harmony will live forever!!! Thank you cavemen!!! Lets see Patchy!!!