The Equestria Pony-Pede

by JazzClass

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Trixie, Comedy, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Random
Length: 1183

The Great and Powerful Trixie returns, but accidentally causes a minor problem for everypony in Ponyville

The Great and Powerful Trixie returns, but accidentally causes a minor problem for everypony in Ponyville. Can Twilight sparkle save the day?

Published 2014-01-26 01:40:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-26 01:40:09 UTC

The Equestria Pony-Pede

The Equestria Pony-Pede
By Jazz Class

Twas a warm and sunny afternoon in Ponyville and Twilight Sparkle was eating a nice brunch with her good friend, Pinkie Pie.

"This is going to be fantastic," spoke Twilight as they talked about their plans for that evening. Twilight and Pinkie were hosting
a big party in celebration of Ponyville's 100 year anniverasary. The plans were all drawn out and only a few people knew about Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's
big appearences that were to come later that night.

Just as they were talking about booking DJ-Pon3 at the last minute, Spike ran in with a big package. "I was supposed to deliver this to you the second
it arrived," he said inbetween breaths. As Spike fell to the ground out of pure exhaustion. Twilight read the letter attached to the box out loud:

"Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,

Though you are no longer my student, I know you are still up

for a good challange any day. This is why I have entrusted you

with yet another one of Starswirl the Bearded's secret journals.

This one is a bit different than the last one I sent you. This one

holds some of the darkest spells written in Starswirl's careers.

Similar to the last book I sent you, the last spell is incomplete.

I'm sure though that you may be able to finish it as you were able

to finish the last one.

Sincerely,

Princess Moles.. I mean Celestia"

Twilight Sparkle knew what she must do. Last time Celestia sent her on one of these tasks, she almost completely fucked up her friends' destinies. Not to mention this
is a book of dark magic. Yeah. No.

Twilight said goodbye to Pinky who was unpacking streamers and headed back to the library.

As she walked she was suddenly thrown down by a running... oh shit not now. Twilight Sparkle regained her balance and glanced up to see Trixie. Naturally, Twilight
had suspected the worst, but still with a polite voice said, "Hello Trixie! What brings you to Ponyville?"

"Your friend Pinkie Pie informed Trixie about a special party," Trixie informed,"and was going to allow her to preform at... woah... what is this!?" Trixie looked down
at the S.S. inscribed on the front of the old book with excitement."Is this a journal of the late Starswirl the Bearded: the (second) most amazing unicorn Equestria
has ever seen?"

"Yes," replied Twilight, "but one of the spells in the back is incomplete at the moment."

Without warning, Trixie levetated the book, turned to the back, and spoke the inscribed words.

"TRIXIE NO"

Trixie smiled and read aloud, "Together we are one. It is a power greater than friends."

A light shot from Trixie's horn and slowly began expanding in a bubble growing larger and larger.

"What a dumb spell." said Trixie. "It didn't even rhyme."

Twilight backed away from the bubble, which implanted itself in the ground to become a small dome. Still growing larger, it soon caught up with Twilight,
who disappeared on contact.

"Now where in Equestria did she go?" asked Trixie.

Suddenly a sharp pain overcame Trixie from her pony ass. To her horror, Twilight Sparkle's mouth was melded into Trixie's bhole.

As the dome expanded over Ponyville, more and more Ponies recieved mouths filled with juicy pony ass. Spike even got a good facefull of Rarity buns which he didn't even mind too much.

A cry was heard from the back as Rainbowdash got sucked in right after Pinkie had begun taking a massive dump. Everypony was screaming at the horror that had been induced.

The dome finally stopped right outside the Everfree Forest and all of Ponyville had been attached to each other. Trixie was the only one who's mouth was still open. AppleJack's bung hole
was the only one not attached to a mouth. Trixie realized what had happened, and knew this was no time to break into song. She quickly grabbed the book and attempted to undo the spell.

"Together we are one. It is a power greater than friends," Trixie chanted, "But then with love, friendship can never end."

It was a good shot, but also a huge fuck up.

The dome soon began growing again faster and faster. This time it expanded throughout Equestria, beyond the Everfree forest, into the Crystal empire. Soon the pony-pede
had grown for miles. And everyone shit themselves thus filling eachothers throats with sticky brown solids and liquids. Trixie could feel the warm combination of spit and
vomit that had accumulated in Twilight's mouth.

"The great and powerful Trixie does not understand this idiocy," said Trixie half oblivious to the situation.

Trixie decided to go through the book and see if there was some sort of spell that could help. Unfortunately, most spells required more skills than Trixie had, or they
required something called mana, which Trixie obviously did not have enough of (whatever that is). Trixie finally found a spell that didn't require mana or many skills and
without thinking, decided to cast it.

"There is a better love than this and it cums," Trixie read. Immediately the Pony-Pede got shorter and all the males strangely disappeared from the line, reattaching all the female ponies to
each other. All the males were gone for a whole minute before the inevidable occurred.

A flash of light emitted from Trixie's horn and all of a sudden every male in Equestria had their dicks stuck up all the female's pony vaginas. The entire group fell over ripping
apart many of the ponies from the group and creating a mess of vomit, shit, and blood.

Trixie attempted combining spells to make them more uselful. Unfortunately, Trixie was a fuck up and combined the last two spells she has cast. The spell reattached the Ponies who'd had their
faces already ripped off, and attached all the male ponies to each other, and attached all of their dicks to the vaginas of the females.

Cum, blood, vomit, piss, and shit were everywhere and Trixie knew what she had to do. Quickly she bucked detaching her from Twilight, ripping Twilight's face off.

With no face, Twilight couldn't speak any spells in the book or read them. Not to mention the horror that she couldn't escape from after Trixie informed her that it was her brother
that had been attached to Twilight's vagina. Slowly, Twilight Sparkle became overwhelmed with pain and shock and knew she had no other choice. She raised her horn into the air
and cast her final spell killing everyone in Equestria who was attached to the Pony-pede.

Trixie was the only pony still alive. She looked down at her feet to see the book that started all of this. How she hated Starswirl and his fucked up mind. She levetated the book one last time to
see a note fall out from one of the pages. Trixie read the note to herself,

"Btw in order to undo that spell on the last page, just say it backwards."

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The End

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