Rainbow's gaydar

by Fanficpony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Romance
Length: 933

Rainbow dash flirts with the bearers of the elements of harmony, in other words, she flirts with ALL of her closest friends.. and why? to guest if they're GAY of course! thats why!

Rainbow dash flirts with the bearers of the elements of harmony, in other words, she flirts with ALL of her closest friends.. and why? to guest if they're GAY of course! thats why!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-05-06 13:33:50 UTC

The bet

Hi i'm Rainbow dash, i am the fastest and super-amazingly-spectacular-coolest, pegasus in all of equestria, i'm one of the bearers of the elements of harmony, cool huh? i'm the element of loyalty and crazy whatnot, and just a week later, i came across this crazy LGBT community word that I've read from one of the Daring do series, its called 'gaydar'

"yeah, its like my gaydar is spinning around when i'm with you daring" Daring glared at her companion and launched a hoof in her face

I know the word! what do you think? i know. every. word... but before, i didn't really think about it that much.. I mean seriously, gaydar, that sounds silly right? mixing gay and radar is just silly.. But now i think about it, its kinda getting a little popular, even my fillyfooler friends use that word, and i'm like ''Damn,Celestia! why do you even use that word'' and they'll respond with a ''because its popular'' and some suggest that i should ''use my gaydar'' and then this awesome pegasus will respond all like ''i'm not gay, thank you!'' and they keep convincing me its "fun" and all, until i can't take all that blabbing and i finally found a way to stop it, and i regret it.

''so, yeah, yeah.. How do you do "it" anyways?'' i waited for response seeing those creepy smug smile appear on their gay faces

''well, all you gotta do is.." ugh, this 'pause for dramatic thingy' again, seriously, this is getting old

  "..Flirt"

i blinked my gorgeous, orbs ''uh.. Flirt?'' i raised a brow

''yeah.. You flirt and if they.. Ya know, 'break' you'll know if they are gay or not" they giggled

'' W-what? break? what do you mean?'' they stopped giggling

'' i mean, if they flirt back.. Geez rainbow, you gotta get out more''

i ignored them i re-think what they said to me, and celestia, these people are so gay, i hope it will not rub off on me..

''Rainbow, tell you what, we'll give you 90 bits, if you found out someone is gay in The elements of harmony"

90 bits?!! wow.. Thats like working day and night's shift.. And with that i could buy that limited darin- But, getting embarrassed five freaking times for 90 bits is.. But with- No, i can always buck the clouds all day and night.. right?

"No, 90 bits? no.. Just, no!" i shook my head wildly and crossed my hooves.

Ah! here it is again, that big and creepy smug smile creeping over again

"We didn't say the best part!, 90 bits, for each pony and.. Hey, you need a break from all that work dude, i mean.. Look at you, those eye bags, you being busy on our porn nights, a-and you haven't got any time for sweeping chicks"

My eyes went wide, did she just freakin' said that?! "Shut up vinyl!, and for the last time, i'm not gay! its again about my hair isn't it?!"

"W-what? of course its not about your hair, and come on, i can see the way you eye your friend, uhh.. What's her name again?"

"Shut up! shut up! shut. up. And for your information, i do not eye mares!" She said that so loud didn't she? all eyes was suddenly fixed on me, i curled up like fluttershy, attempting hiding my embarrassment, thank celestia, it stopped early

"you're gonna pay for that" i hissed at the two fillyfoolers beside me, they both giggled

"We're teasing dash, Anyways back to the topic"

"Still not doing it!" i spatted out

"Come on! Think about it Dash, if you found out like.. three o-or four! ponies are gay in The elements of harmony, jackpot! and not to mention, you'll find out whose gay or not''

I stopped in my tracks, yeah.. what if Applejack or Twi is a fillyfooler?, what if? i'll get a lot of bits on my hooves and i also got to know if they're gay or not.. Wow, this might be an interesting plan after all

" Well, okay.. I-i'll do it, but make sure you don't chicken out when i found five gay-element-bearers" i painfully bragged

"that's more like it, and don't worry me and vinyl here, stick to our words" they both nodded their heads, both of their girlfriends 'face-hoofing' out of boredness

"hehe.. well, when will i do it?" i asked

"we'll give you.. " the fillyfoolers discussed for a second "three days to do it, and after that we'll be waiting here, with our two,sweet flanks" the mares turned to their girlfriends, only replied by a roll of eyes and a hint of blush.

But deep down, i know they love it, vinyl sent a flying kiss to her mare, and her girlfriend caught it, landing it in her lips, the two shared an oh-so sweet smile at each other.

I've always envied these guys, them having someone to run to, my friends are great and all, but its not like, you can run to them, hug them, kiss and cuddle wi- What the hell is that?! oh celestia, we gotta get outta here, dash and real soon you're starting to get mushy, for pete's sake!

"Well.. I better start today then?" they both turned their gaze to me and nodded their silly heads

"Yeeeaah, because me and vynil have a lot fillyfooling to do" we laughed and hoof-bumped, while their marefriends was wraped by embarrassment

Okay awesome-dash, time to find out who's gay in the elements of harmony!

BUT HOW?!