WINTER

The morning be like

"Spike wake up!" Twilight yelled at the sleeping little dragon.

"Let me fucking sleep, you on your period?" Spiked bitched.

Twilight then just went downstairs and started making pancakes. Spike shot out of his bed. "PAAAAANCAAAAAKES!"Spike shouted as he got to the table. He was drooling from the sweet smell of his favorite breakfast, fork and knife in his claws with a bib that says "i heart pancake" on it.

After Spike ate like 7 pancakes he ran outside like a fuckin' 6 year old going to play. He then tripped and fell down a hill. "Sorry Spike!" Yelled a orange filly on her scooter. Spike faceplanted into a huge pile of snow. He stood up and immediatly got pelted with snowballs after he heard "SNOWBALL FIGHT!!" He fell off the mound of snow and tumbled down yet another hill and rolled over twords town square. He hazily wandered through the street and then got hit by a streak of Rainbow going 150 mph low to the ground. Spike spun rapidly and then fell down another hill and tumbled into the Everfree forest. He kept walking in a daze and ran into a hut.

"Hello there young one, i see you're having fun." A zebra aid as she stepped out of the hut. "No more..." Spike said as he kept walking and fell down another hill.

"Fuuuuuck meeee!" He yelled as he tumbled.

Twilight started reading her book she had on her desk. "Hooo!" Owilisious hooted. "Who's at the door?" Twilight replied to her little owl. "Hooo hoo!" He hooted.

"What is she doing here this early?" Twilight asked. Owilisious cocked his head. "I don't know why, i was asking you." Twilight replied as she went downstairs. She opened the door and saw Zecora hauling Spike back in a wagon. "He tumbled down, so i took him homebound." She said as she returned Spike. Twilight face-hooved and looked over to Spike with a dissapointing look.

Back in town square an eager to sell filly and her sister were selling fresh hot apple pies. "Apple Bloom what are ya doin'?" Applejack asked. "I saw this on TV, i just have to spin this sign and get everypony's attention!" She said with delight. And just as she finished a small crowd formed and started to buy the pies, Apple bloom then tripped and the sign broke. "Okay, no sign twirlin' cutie mark.." She said as she slowly got up. She fixed her scarf and ran off to find her friends. She soon noticed Scootaloo with her own stand, she was selling Rainbow Dash merchandise and was going crazy trying to get everypony to buy them. She had rainbow scarves, Rainbow earmuffs even a bunch of drawings of Rainbow Dash, sadly all of the merchandise was made by her so it looked seriously sloppy...

"APPLEJACK!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she shot down to the ground. "Linkin Park Concert tonight!!" "Holy shit Dash ya don't have ta bust mah eardrum."

"Linkin park concert!" Rainbow dash said as she flew and broke that same window in golden oaks library.

After telling Pinkie, Derpy, Spike (who fell down another hill) and summoning Discord they went to the concert.

"(Singing Bleed it out by Linkin Park)" [can't put lyrics due to rules do LOOK IT UP DICKWAD]

"Linkin Park is fucking awesome!" Screamed a certain pink party pony.

"Hell yeah!" Yelled a cyan peagusis.

"Concerts are better than mailboxes!" Shouted a grey/blonde mailmare.

"Not bad." Said an interested purple alicorn.

"This shit rocks!" A small purple dragon shouted in joy.

"Tell me about it!" Said an odd draconeisis.

/After the concert/

"Dude that was awesome!" Spike said as he high-clawed Discord.

"Rainbow, i think ya had enough to drink.." Said a concerned Applejack. "Uuuuugh... Bitch you don't know nuffing, i uuuugh want morerer." Rainbow slurred.

"You drank all of it!" Applejack said in anger.

As they werewalking down the street they met a strange stallion who seemed to be jittering. "Is that Mike?" Twilight questioned as they got closer. "Hi Aaaah!" Mike screamed due to all of the  fucking coffee he been drinking. "Sup my main mo' fucka!" Spike said as he tripped and fell on the pavement.

Twilight grabbed spike and carried him back home. "See you guys later!" Twilight said as she went inside.

"Byeeeee!" Pinkie screamed as she zipped home. "Well alas, i must take off." Discord said as he vanished. "Shit... I dunno how Ima go...home.... Ugh!" Rainbow Dash complained to Applejack. "Dammit Rainbow, just ugh I'll let ya stay at th' barn." Applejack said in dissapointment at her best friend being a jackass. Secretly she was happy that she was helping Rainbow Dash, even though it can be a fucking hastle. Mike ran off back to his house like it was a fucking fire drill.

He crashed into his door and fell on his back, he slowly stood up and wobbled his way in. There was a lot of noise at his house that he woke up his neighbor Snowy.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER THERE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP ASSHOLE!!" She screamed and went back to bed. "Man i need my pills..."

Snowy shut her windowand walked back over to her bed.

"I need to really lay off the alchohal, it's making me a complete bitch when I'm tired." She said and crawled into bed.

End of day 1!