My First Jump

by EverlastingKnightmare

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Other, Romance
Length: 17272

what happens when you mix one powerful immortal with a world full of ponies? Let's find out!

Earth's Guardian of darkness, Kurosawa, or Dark, has been thrown into Equestria in a very odd turn of events, 'I'm here too!' Pinkie please calm down you get to brake the forth wall as much as you want in the story. 'Okie-Dokie-Lokie!' Anyway let's see what happens shall we?

There will be blood and some gore but not until WAY later on so I'll put up the 'Dark' tag when they show up. and some romance here and there.

Published 2012-03-20 04:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-19 17:56:23 UTC

well that happened

I grabbed another roll of duck tape and threw away the empty one. “Dammit Pinkie what did I tell you about breaking this wall?” I glared down at the pink mare who was looking down.

“Not to use the party canon as a door bell...” I face palmed.

“Not really what I said but OK! That works!” I put some more duck tape on the shattered wall. Um hey Dark mind looking over here? “Ya sure, whats up?” Well I want you to tell everyone about you little ‘adventure’ in Pinkies world if you could. “Oh OK! So thats why there are so meany humans and pony’s with you! Alright introductions are in order first, hello my name is Kurosawa or as you saw the writer call me Dark! And this is my bestest friend in all of Equestria and the most random pony of all time Pinkie Pie!” She stood on her back hooves and did a bow. “Anyway the big guy wants me to tell you all a story with a ridicules amount of references from movie’s, games, other stories, and everything like that! Let’s get started with my first jump!”

I love how I’M the I’M actually the one telling this, anyway this will be in Dark’s point of view with as little forth wall nuking as I can mange. So sit tight and enjoy.

FALLING! Dammit I’m always falling! Even when I go out for some fresh air I somehow find myself falling! I think I should back up a bit, so I have a very important job on earth, I’m what you call a ‘Guardian’, a immortal being that protects the world from problems mortals can’t deal with. Anyway I went out to get a breath of air when I tripped on a root and found myself falling towards the ground, I’m up higher then I thought. “DAMMIT WHY!?” I yelled again as I went face first into the dirt, I was crashing like a jet would. So I kept going forward until I hit a tree which knocked it over. “.....Hmmhm? (Timber?)” I muttered in the dirt.

“What the hay!?” I heard a southern female voice yell. I shot up and waved my hands.

“Don’t panic! I fell from the- OH MY HEAD!” I fell over and my sight blurred. “Am I bleeding?” I moved my hand to my head then close to my eyes. “......Yup.” I passed out after hearing....hooves? Run towards me.

I woke up later in a very small bed with a very small blanket over me with some bandages on my head. “Ok I need a recap.....What happened?” I mumbled to myself leaning up. .......Wait. ‘Oh gods where is my necklace!? Aw crap the tingling in the back of my head is getting stronger! GODS WHERE IS IT!? FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!’ I was searching the room franticly for my black pearl necklace, the one thing that keeps my power in check. I saw it on a table on the other side and flew over to it grabbing it. I put it on as the tingling started to become pain, I sighed and went back over to the bed. I sat down and thought for a moment but was cut short do to the sound of footsteps, wait thats to loud for feet.....Hooves? The fuck people having horses in their house for?

“Like Ah said he crashed into one of the trees from falling! Ah diden’t find wings on em so I’ma thinkin he fell.” It was that souther voice again.

“Eeyup.” ........This guy was going to be one of my best friends, just then two...horses, no too small they must be ponies. The smaller orange looking one spoke to me as if I were a helpless animal.

“Oh yer awake! Can you talk?” I know she heard me talk before I passed out but she must have forgot. I mentally grin and started talking in my first language, ancient Japanese. She raised a eyebrow at me when I started laughing.

“I’m kidding! Yes I can, the names Kurosawa but my friends call me Dark.” I smiled and just assumed it was like human logic and extended my hand for a hand’hoof shake. Good thing I was right cause she smiled and put her hoof in my hand. It was soft, like a cloud. I looked at the big red one. “Hello good sir, and what might your name be?”

He gave me a long look then held out his hoof. “Im Big Macintosh, you can call me Big Mac.” Hehehehe, a big mac. I took hold of his hoof softly and could already tell he was a strong fella and by the looks of it works on a farm. That most likely where I am now, and judging from the apple tattoo’s on their rears it must be a apple farm.

“And I’m Applejack!” The orange one talked again and I smiled.

“Well hello there Applejack!” I laughed a bit. “Oh and by the way next time I pass out please remember to not remove this.” I pointed at my black pearl necklace. “It ah.....Helps me control myself. Please don’t ask.” I sighed and then smiled again. “So anyway where in the wide world of where-ever-I-am am I?” I got a giggle out of Applejack.

“Well your in Equestria’s Sweet Apple Acres! Best apple farm there is!” I clapped.

“Brilliant! I must sample one then!” She smiled and ran out of the room. Big Mac and I stared at each other for a moment then he turned and walked out of the room. I looked around for a second then followed him, the house was kinda big for these ponies. When we got down the stairs I saw a very old looking pony with a apple pie on her flank.

“Well good morning darling! Sleep well?” I nodded with a warm smile. She was a nice old lady.

“Here ya go sugarcube!” Applejack scared the shit out of me by popping up out of no where! She gave me a HUGE apple, I swear it was almost as big as the head of my mace back home! I took a huge bite out of it and my eyes went wide.

“Holy sweet gods! This thing is amazingly good!” We both laughed. “These really are the best! Wonderful job!” I clapped after I ate the rest of it. “I must have more of these later!” I heard a knock at the door.

“Ah’ll get it!” Applejack went to the front door and opened it, from what I was it was a purple unicorn with saddlebag things filled with all kinds of books. My head started hurting at the sight of the pony knowing she was a smart one and would ask me a FUCK loud of questions. “Well howdy there Twilight! Come on in! He just woke up.” ‘Twilight’ gave me another round of head pain, who would love that fucking movie and book so much to name there.......Pony after it!?

“Grate news!” Good thing she diden’t match the insane amount of depression involved. “I must ask him some questions!” OK I”M OUT!

“Uh hey Big Mac is there a back door in here?” He nodded and pointed with his hoof to a door behind us. “Thanks a bunch! I’m not ready to be questioned until my eyes fall out yet.”

“Eeyup.” I bolted for the door and resisted the urge to Sparta kick it down. I opened it slowly in a polite manner and closed it then resumed my mad dash.

“HEY!” I turned my head as I was running to see ‘Twilight’ chasing me and behind her Applejack was laughing on the porch.

“OHHITHEREITSNICETOMEETYOUBUTIHAVETORUNFORMYMENTALLIFESPANRIGHTNOW!” I yelled in one breath. Oh gods she was catching up! Then I remembered I had ungodly speed! I was soon in a town full of ponys leaving ‘Twilight’ behind in a large cloud of dust. “Well that was easy.” I turned to see the shocked looks of everypony. “Um.........Hi?” I grinned sheepishly then everyone bolted for random houses. I heard locks lock and windows shut. “Well glad to know I’m accepted, I feel loved!” I laughed and looked around. In the distent’s I saw a very VERY pink pony bouncing happily along. HEY THATS ME! Pinkie! Sorry... Anyway she saw me and stopped in mid air, oh how I love doing that! “.......Hi?” She gasped and jumped at me. “AHHHHH!” She tackled me to the ground with the biggest grin I have ever seen.

“hiimPinkiePiebutmyfriendscallmePinkieandyournewarn’tyou? *GASP* Ineedtothrowyouapartyand-” I put my hand over her mouth and put my other hand on my head then sighed.

“Slow down, my brain can move that fast, I got that your name is Pinkie Pie and your friends call you Pinkie and something about a party.” She nodded excitedly.

“Right! So where is everypony?” She looked around confused.

“Well right now I would think they are hiding in their homes from me for some reason. I have a feeling this has happened before...” I got up holding her under my arm. “Anyway I’m on the run of a crazy purple pony who wants to talk my head off. See later you Pinkie!” I messed up my last words getting a laugh out of her.

“THERE YOU ARE!” I looked in horror as Twilight appeared in front of me in a burst of purple light. SHE FUCKING TELEPORTED!

“Magic hmm?” I put my hand to my chin and grinned.

“What?” She looked at me.

“Two can play this game!” I sunk into the shadow world, I have compleat control over darkness but it was hard on me to do this type of spell. But the look on her face was priceless. I shot back up out of the ground behind her. “BOO!” She spun around and fell over. I laughed till me ribs hurt then a little more! “Oh man! You should have seen the look on your face!” She glared at my laughing form as she was getting up.

“Real funny. So answer me this, what are you and what did you just do?” Simple enough.

“Oh well I’m a human Guardian with control over darkness and everything related power to it.” She looked at me wide eyed. “Just because I control darkness dosin’t mean I’m a bad guy, not evil or anything.” I pouted.

meeting everyone, I think

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We stared at each other for a few moments before I broke the ice. “So has this happened before?” I said looking around the town that was full of ponies not to long ago.

“Yes, with a zebra name Zecora. Pinkie had everpony thinking she was a witch or something.” I giggled at that. If she was a witch then these ponies woulden’t be here, in some big cooking pot maybe. “Turns out she was just trying to get things for her potions.”

“A alchemist hmm? I made a few potions in my life, made one that made my skin harden on contact if it would hurt me. Like when I fell and hit the ground knocking over Applejacks tree, did not protect me from the tree tho, thats why I had a head wound.” I knocked on my head. When I looked down at her she was writing this down! She really is a book worm.

“Interesting.” She muttered. I laughed and started walking,Twilight following behind. “So you said you had powers?”

“And I can push mountains, I have near to limitless strength and speed along with magical power. OH!” I just remembered I had the book in my endless pocket! I dug around a bit then pulled out a very old looking book. I blew on it and smiled. “This explains almost everything about my powers, this is my copy so it only has my info in it.” A purple light took hold of it and it flouted over to her, she had a hungry look on her face which scared me.

“It do’s?! How long can I have it?”

“You can keep it. I have a ton of them.” She gave me a look of pure happiness and bolted off. Just then I fell to the ground with a thud and something heavy on my back.

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MONSTER CATCHERS GO!” I heard three cute voices call.

“Applebloom tie it up!” WHAT!?

“Im’a on it!” Just then my hands and feet got tied together.

“Yay we got it!” I feel loved, this was a bit higher pitched.

“AHHHH HELP I’M BEING KIDNAPPED BY KIDS! HELP!!!” I yelled as I was being dragged away. This lasted a few moments before they got tired of pulling me.

“Wow I diden’t know this thing would be that heavy!” A very pissed off one growled. Hehehe wait IM NOT FAT!

“Neither did ah!” Must be Applejacks daughter or something.

“Don’t I get a say in this?”

“NO!” All of them shouted at the same time.

“Whats going on down here?” Another voice, sounds like the mother of the pissed off one.

“Well let me tell ya your kids here just TIED ME UP AND STARTED DRAGGING ME AWAY! and that pretty much it.” I tried to roll over to see my capters and the other voice. Once I did I saw a orange pony with purple hair and wings, a white unicorn with pink and purple hair, and a light brown one with red hair and a bow, those were the kids the adult was a cyan color with rainbow hair. Wait isen’t it called a mane? I think so.

“What the hay are you?”

“I’m the easter bunny, now can you get me out of here I need to pee.” She looked at me as if I was crazy, which I AM!

“Um, you don’t look like a bunny.”

“I was joking. A guy joking isen’t rare around here is it? Hello I’m dark how are you?” I grinned. “I bet you like to see men tied up, you haven’t helped me at ALL!” I then remembered and snapped the rope. “Better.” I got up and looked around. “I’M FREE! NOW TO USE MY POWERS FOR EVIL!” I laughed like a mad man and ran off. Of course the rainbow one started chasing me. “AHHHH!” I yelled as she was quickly catching up. “Oh wait DUU!” I Halk jumped up into the sky. “I CAN FLY!” I laughed and turned my head to see the rainbow still following me. “AHHHH again!” I giggled then stopped mid flight. She shot right past me and I laughed.

“What the? You can fly for real?!” I nodded.

“Ya, but hey it’s not important now. Like I said my name is Dark, nice to meet you.” I extended my hand towards her. She gave me a look but then put her hoof in my hand and I gave it a shake.

“So how are you able to fly without wings?” I looked at her and grinned.

“But my dear I do have wings, I’m just hiding them.”

“Oh ya? Let me see them.” I thought about this for a moment then nodded. I removed the spell hiding my wings and she gasped. My gray wings had the wing span of a fucking dinosaur’s and they had blades attached to the outside of them.

“Ya they are a huge pain in the ass cause I can’t get into buildings with them out like this so I just make them like ghost wings and I can go anywhere.” I giggled and grinned. “So whats there to do for fun around here other then being tied up by kids and hanging out with party ponies that are pink?” Just then a sent got to my nose. “Wait.” She was about to talk when I put up my hand. “I smell danger! Hmm, Hydra. Yup thats a Hydra smell.” She went wide eyed as I turned my head towards a huge forest.

“You can smell monsters?” I nodded and flew forward a bit. “Wait thats where Fluttershy’s house is.” Aaaaannnnd there go’s my instincts. I shot forward toward the forest and saw the small house that must be this Fluttershy’s. I landed by the door and knocked......No answer.

Dash landed beside me. “Do you think she went into the woods?”

“Not a chance, she would never go in-” Just then a loud scream came from the forest behind us.

“You were saying?” I turned and bolted into the woods, Dash close behind. We ran for a good 4 minutes before we came to a opening and there I saw the biggest Hydra I have ever seen in all my travels. I then saw a small yellow pony cowering in fear of said Hydra, one head lowered and about to take a bite. “HEY SCALES!” I yelled. It looked at me a bit annoyed. “YOUR MOMA WAS A FROG!” All four heads eyes twitched and it roared at me stepping over the yellow pony.

“Are you trying to get it after us!?” Dash looked at me with wide eyes.

“Nope, just me.” I picked her up and threw her like a dark past the Hydra and towards the yellow pony. “Alright big, green, and ugly,” I grinned. “Let’s party!” I dove to one side as a head shot down to bite me but was met with some dirt. I rolled away as the other heads did the same. Once they let up I jumped up onto the body and did what I always did with Hydra’s,

I tie a knot.

I grabbed two heads and swung them together, then I grabbed another one and put it in between where the other two were mashed together. Then finally I grabbed the last head and did the same but opposite. The poor thing was so confused as it wondered off into the woods trying to get its heads un-tied. I was dieing over how silly it looked, I finally recovered and walked over to Dash and the yellow pony. “Now that I’m done can I ask the name of the one I just saved?” She mumbled something. “Whats that?” I put my hand up to my ear. She did it again but a little louder. “I know a lot of languages but I don’t know mumble. Speak up please.”

“F-Fluttershy.” I clapped m hands together.

“And she speaks! It is nice to meet you miss Fluttershy.” I did a fancy bow.

“Hey why diden’t you bow to me when we first met?” Dash glared at me.

“Thats because I was being ‘kid’nappted. Silly.” Fluttershy giggled and Dash tried to hid a grin but failed. I laughed myself and stood up. “Right let’s get out of here before karma tries to kill me again.” I turned and started walking.

“*meep*” I spun around and saw Fluttershy had a wounded leg and the feathers in her wing were messed up.

“Right then.” I walked over and picked her up, getting another meep out of her. I began walking again towards where we came from. “So Fluttershy what made you run out here?”

“W-well Angle bunny was upset that I woulden’t make him that super salade and ran out here. When I found him he was about to be gobbled up by that Hydra. I managed to get it to follow me while he ran back to the house but I got hurt and ended up freezing up.”

“Ya Hydra’s will do that to ya. Does that hurt much?” I pointed at her leg.

“W-well it hurts a bit but it can wait until we get back to my-” My hand glowed a dark color and I placed it on her wound. She flinched a bit but looked surprised as the wound shut and the blood cleared up.

“Slandered healing spell, free of charge.” I giggled as both Dash and Shy (I’m calling her that now.) gave me looks of wonder.

“You can use magic too!? Thats awesome!” Dash cheered.

“I know right?! I love my life!” I fist pumped with my free hand. Shy was still looking at her wing. “You alright? I know some spells cna hurt at times but that shoulden’t have caused to much pain.”

“Oh know its not that, its just I diden’t know anypony could use magic without a horn.” Dash nodded.

“Ya, same here.”

“Well I control all of my magic and can make it come out of my head, hands, or feet.” I went into a long and so very boring explanation that was boring. “And thats how I can make things ghosts, thats about it from there.” I giggled as Dash yawned. We were coming out of the forest when I decided to trip on another root and send Shy flying with yet another adorable meep. I looked up and saw that I had caught her. “Oh good, I thought I would be to lazy to catch you.” Dash was looking at me then back to me.

“There are two of you?!”

“Nope, I’m a clone.” Other me, that caught Shy, walked over to me and helped me up after setting Shy down. “You see it can get very confusing with me and me around.” I giggled. And readers I am myself so I can talk in the same paragraph, so calm down. I looked at meself and gave me a high five. “Ok, away with you!” I kicked me in the stomach and I dissapered. I laughed and looked at Dash. “Fast fix, Lets go.” We began walking again until we got to the front door. “Well Fluttershy it was nice meeting you but I have a feeling I have other ponies to meet. See ya lat-” As she opened the door and ball of white fluff attached itself to my face, blinding me. “MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!” My muffled scream could hardly be heard as I ran around the small area.

“Angle Bunny! Get off him please.” I was still screaming when she said that. He finally got off me, I was breathing heavily.

“Attack bunny.....Clever.” I laughed a bit then fell over. “I’ll be fine!” I called and slowly got up. “Alrighty then! Let’s get a move on!” I began walking with Dash close behind. “See ya later Fluttershy!” I waved and she waved back. “Now who else can we scare the shit out of today?” I looked down a Dash.

“Well you haven’t met Rarity yet.”

“That sounds like a fancy name. Maybe I should change into a fancy suit first I ran behind a tree then by the powers of random came out the other side in the best suit I had.

“Cool suit.” Dash complimented. I nodded and tugged at the bow-tie.

“Wore it to my best friends wedding. Now shall we?” I began walking up a small hill that had a fancy looking building at the top. “This the place?” She nodded as we got to the door. We walked in and a voice called form the back.

“Welcome! Be up in a minute!” Oh in the name of frufru this voice sounds like it will be the death of my suit! Just then a lightish gray unicorn with a cool mane stile came walking up to us. “Well hello there Dash! Who is your fabulous looking friend?” I think it was because I was wearing my suit she diden’t spazz out and me first sight.

“This is Dark, he hasin’t told me how he got here yet-”

“I fell face first into the dirt and kept going until I hit a tree.” I smiled. They stared at me for a while then Rarity smiled.

“I must ask what is that suit made of?” I grinned and sat down.

“This is made of obsidian that I turned into cloth, hens it’s black color. Hard as nails too.” We sat there of HOURS talking about fashion until Dash finally fell over she was so bored. “Ok fine, geez Dash don’t have to act like your dieing.”

“But I am! ARGH!” I laughed getting up.

“Alright fine. You go on and do what ever it is you do on a daily bases and I’ll go meet up with Twilight cause she most likely wants to see me.” I told the both of them goodbye and walked off, now I’m wonderfully lost! Let’s see, Twi’s a bookworm so she would go or live in a library, and she’s wise so I will go with a a tree, a library in a tree! Not cause I came to the conclusion but I saw it. “Oh sweet! A tree house!” I laughed suddenly at the door. ( I love you god speed!) I knocked on the door.

“Come in!” I opened the door and almost got stuck in the small door. “You must be dark!” I saw a little purple.......GAH DRAGON! “I’m Spike! Twilight number one assistant!” Ok don’t have to worry about a moma dragon eating my face, AGAIN!

“Well hey the Spike! Twilight home?”

“Yes I am.” I turned as saw Twilight close the book I gave her. “Welcome to my home.”

“Its a nice place, and its in a tree!” I clapped my hands. “That is awesome!” I looked around then back at her. “Um hey Twi mind if I crash here? I ain’t gots no where else to go!” I made huge puppy dog eyes.

“Of course you can.” I smiled.

“Thanks a bunch!”

“Oh ya we still need to go to Pinkie’s party for you!” Twilight got up. “ It should be ready by now! Hopefully everypony will be there.” I nodded and opened the door for her and Spike, “Thanks.” She smiled and walked out the door with Spike on her back. I followed close behind almost getting stuck again, damn door...

we were walking through the cool night air towards a large ginger bread looking house. Looks tasty. “Alright! So we just go in and find Pinkie?” Twilight gave me a sarcastic nod that I diden’t notice at the time as we slowly opened the door. I was blinded by the light! Sorry coulden’t help myself, but still I was blinded by the lights being turned on so suddenly, I also had my ears ringing from the ‘SUPRISE’ FUS-RO-DA. I fell over cross-eyed. I sat there for a moment then got up. “Ok then, let’s party!” The night went off without hitch, I made friends with all the ponies around town! Like Ditzy Do and her love for muffins! I FUCKING LOVE MUFFINS! Then I found and threatend a time traveling pony by the name of Doctor Whooves, I couldn’t help it! It’s my job to stop any laws braking and time traveling without magic is a law! Anyway I crashed some time around 5:30 in the morning. See y’all later.

A/N: hello everypony, now that everypony in Ponyville knows Dark I will be holding votes for season one episodes Dark should be in, Right now its The Ticket Master, Applebuck Season , and Boast Busters, If Boast Busters is picked a villein will be introduced. have a nice day!

The Space bear that is purple

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I sat on a random chair watching Twilight cast a spell on Spike, my mind was not there the whole time but when It was I wanted a mustache, that even made Spike look BOSS! “HOLY SHIT TWILIGHT! DO ME DO ME!” I pointed at my upper lip and waited.

“Sorry dark, but its only a practice spell,” Suddenly Spike’s mustache ‘poofed’ and we both sighed disappointed.

“Argh no fair! I wanted one!” I started acting like a kid and thrashed about.

“Calm down dark, can’t you grow your own?” I stopped and put my hand to my chin.

“Twilight, have I ever told you your smarter then anyone I know?” She blushed a bit and nodded. “Woop ass! so 20 something new tricks? You’ll never catch up to me!” I laughed evilly and ran out the door, Spike looked at Twilight and sighed.

“Well let’s go get him before he sets himself on fire, AGAIN!” He and Twilight walked out the door. Meanwhile I was talking to a random pony the was green and had some sorta instrument as one of them cutie marks, she seemed like a fan girl meeting a move star.

“No I can’t talk out my nose but that sounds funny as hell!” I laughed and saw Twilight coming. “OH got to run!” I was about to run off when Twi did that magic thing and picked me up. “Hehehe that tickles.” I mumbled and looked at her, she was wearing one of those poker faces that I couldn’t read.

“Can you go five seconds without running around town like a madpony?”

“It’s a gift,” I corrected her. Just then I heard some hooves coming at me and turned to see two small colts running towards me. “Well then.” I jumped out of the way and instead they hit spike and dragged him on. “I GOT BUDDY!” I ran after them a ways when they suddenly stopped and sent Spike flying. I did one of those baseball dives and caught him in a basket.

“Havn’t you heard? There’s a new unicorn in town!” The tall one, Snails, spoke first about the subject.

“Ya! They say she has more magical powers then any unicorn, EVER!” Twilight had just caught up to us when the rather large one, Snips, continued.

She looked heatbroken! “Really?” Spike got out of the basket and gave me a fist bump then walked over to them.

“No way! That honer go’s to Twilight here!” He pointed his hand at her, she blushed a bit the recovered.

“Where is this unicorn?” She spoke, man they seem to be ignoring me, I MUST MAKE MYSELF KNOWN!

“Yes, where is mister and/or misses new unicorn?” I finally got a chance to speak! It must be fucking easter!

“She’s in the town square! Come on!” Snails ran off, Snips repeated the last thing he said and made a ‘whosh’ing nosie, I looked at Spike and Twilight and shrugged. I turned and ran after the two, Spike and Twilight followed close behind. We soon came to the square as what looked like a show was starting.

“Come one! Come all! Come and witness the amazing the grate and powerful TRIXE!” Yup, we have a fucking clone up in this bitch, oh wait she looks kinda normal, blue with a star sparkled cape and hat.

“DO A BARRLE ROLL!” I shouted and ducked down. She glared at the place I was standing.

“As I was saying watch in awe as the Grate and Powerful Trixe performs-”

“Can we just move this along? I mean I have a short enough fuse for patience as it is!” I stood up next to Dash and AJ. “Oh hey girls,” I waved to them and looked back up at Trixe. “DO MAGIC NOW!” She suddenly pulled flowers out of no-where and I went wide eyed. She tossed them donw to me and I crouched investigating them.

“Now then allow me, The Grate And Powerful Trixe! Preform some of the most amazing magic you will ever see in your lifetime!”

“Ya good luck with that.” I called up still looking at the flowers. I was so inticed by the flowers I diden’t even notice 5 minutes went by, all I hread was something about a bear and powerfulness. I got up and tossed the flowers to the side. Spike was about to say something when Twilight zipped his mouth shut. I looked at her and put my hands forward, “Teach me!” I looked up at Trixe who said something in big words that made Dark head hurt like rock. She then pointed at Twilight.

“What about you? Is there something you can do the Trixe can not?” I put my hand up.

“OH OH! I can do this!” I did that trick where I removed my thumb. “I DEAR YA! DO IT BETTER!” Her horn glowed and my whole hand popped off. It was running around like a spider. “ GET BACK HERE!” I yelled and chased it around. When I found some super glue and tape I came back I heard a lot of reference in the third person or pony from Rarity. “Oh no she got you too!?”

“No darling I was just making a point.”

“Aw whats the matter? Think your not good enough to take me on with that rat’s nest of a mane cut?” Shit just got real.

“Oh it is on!” Rarity got up on the stage and walked around it talking abot how a unicorn needs a whole bunch of stuff other then power. I got up and pointed at her.

“LIES!” I got a couple of glares so I shrunk back down into the crowd. Anyway Rarity looked good, but Trixe turned her hair green.

“What? What did she do to my mane!?” Twilight said it was fine, Dash said it was perfect, AJ said it was something relating to perfect, but Spike and I said it was green and I jinxed him. Rarity flipped out a bit and ran off. I was now at full anger.

“You have got some splanen to do!” I jumped up on the stage and made a goofy face. “You see Trixe magic is in everypony and well some are just better at handling it, like myself.” Lightning danced acerose my finger tips. “And when it is used the right way, it can be deadly!” I shot a bolt of lightning up into the sky and it exploded. “Want me to challenge you? Do it, I dare ya!” She looked at me with wide eyes for half a second then looked overly confident again.

“Tonight, right here, bring your strongest magic.” I cracked my neck and grinned madly.

“Awesome!” I clapped my hands togeather and I was suddenly next to Twilight. “Alright lets head home and get some dinner, I’m hungry.” I picked her and Spike up and ran back to the library, after some awesome PPJ and a joke or two I found myself sitting in that chair again, Dat chair.

“Come on Twilight! You have to do something.” Spike was complaning to Twi about Trixe.

“Wait arn’t I the one doing the fixing? And you think I need help?” He looked at me.

“Thats what I’m afraid of, your going to actually destroy here!” I blushed.

“Aww your to kind.” Twilight finally took notice of us.

“No Spike, I’m not going to act like a show off just like her, I would loss my friends! You saw how they hated her boasting and doing something better then her would just have the same outcome.”

“But-”

“No but’s Spike,” A door just showed up out of no where and shut Spike behind it.

“WHAT THE HELL!? HOW DID YOU EVEN? Ah I won’t ask anymore.” The door opened and Spike looked like he had something to say but just sighed and walked off. I looked at Twi. “A bit to hard on him don’t you think?” She sighed and closed her book.

“Your right, when he comes back I say sorry.” I smiled and got up, giving her a noogie.

“I’ll go see what he’s up to.” I walked out the door like a normal person for the first time in a week. It was getting dark on my investigation, how id it so hard to find a fucking DRAGON!? Oh well, might as well keep looking. Just then the two colts known as Snips and Snails ran past me screaming Trixe’s name. “The fuck?” I turned back to see what they were running from and saw Spike running and screaming as well. “Oh hey Spike, hey where yah going?” He ran right past me. I put my hand to my chin for a moment then two loud stomps shook the ground behind me. I turned slowly with a warm smile on my face to a giant fucking bear with a blue pelt with stars in it. It let out this loud roar that made my hair stick back. “Aww I love you too! wait....” I turned slowly and ran. “AHHHH!” I ran towards the center of town remembering Trixe said something about a bear. I saw her standing there with Snips and Snails in the background with stupid smiles. “Oh hey Trixe!” I stopped beside her. “Ready for that face off? CAUSE I SURE AS HELL AM!” I pointed at the giant space bear running at us. “You, do something.” I walked behind her ready to do something if something went wrong, AND knowing my luck it would, and did! The bear suddenly stopped and looked around as if it had a bad itch.

What looked like a black egg fell out of the sky and hit it right in the head. It fell down passed out and the egg thing cracked. It melted really but the person I saw was one of those people I would never forget. There stood the one guy that could kill me, Bahamut, the ex-guardian of darkness. “Where the hell am I?” He grumbled and looked around, I put on one of those masks that had the fake mustache and huge nose on it. “You! Where am I?” He pointed at me and I shrugged.

“Don’t know much myself, and I have been here a week or so.” Trixe looked up at me with confusion.

“Is that a pony?” He then pointed at Trixe with a glare.

“DARK!” GODDAMIT TWILIGHT! YOU BLEW MY COVER! The purple pony ran over to me and looked at my face. “Um what are you wearing?” I could feel the rage coming off of Bahamut now that he knew it was me. “And who’s that?”

“He’s Santa.”

“Don’t give me false names you idiot...” He growled and I sighed,

“FINE! He’s Bahamut, the ex-guardian of darkness HAPPY!?” I glared at him then laughed. “Oh I’m going to die.”

“You got that right, but not now, I have to get use to this worlds power, so I’ll leave you with this thing.” He pointed at the bear and shot it with dark lightning. It flinched and stood up looking around, when it spotted me it growled, this thing has a bigger blood-lust for me now. It was growing too, what the hell its turning purple! Oh those fangs are getting big, wait.

“Twilight, is that a Ursa Major?” I remember seeing things like this on the Internet. She nodded slowly and backed up. “SON OF A-” A large purple paw smashed down on me with enough force to make a pony a pancake. I sat there stuck to the ground under its paw for a few moments then pushed up, slowly lifting its unbearably heavy paw off of me. I looked over a Twilight who had a shocked look on her face. “I’m ok!” Just then the Ursa’s other paw snagged me out form under it and threw me up into the sky. “STILL OK!” I yelled and recovered flouting in front of its face. It looks hungry, It reached forward its mouth open. “NOT OK!” It clamped its jaws shut on me.

-----Third person view----

Twilight was stunned, that thing just ate Dark! Sure she could have stopped it when it was a Ursa Minor but a Major?! She had no chance! Trixe was long gone and Snips and Snails where in the Ursa’s sights. It stopped suddenly and looked like it was having trouble keeping its mouth closed. Just then when its jaws split apart to Dark yelling and holding the top of its jaw with both arms. “ARGH! THAT HURT!” He jumped out just as the jaws snapped shut.

“DARK! YOUR OK!” Twilight yelled and ran over to him, she was going to give him a hug but he was covered in saliva. “Um, go get’em tiger.” She grinned sheepishly as he looked at her with a blank expression.

“Oh so I have to do all the work? FINE!” He got up and turned back to the Ursa Major. His eyes seemed to change from the fun filled normal dark to a more suited for this kind of situation. He was suddenly on its muzzle, Twilight will never get use to his speed. He grabbed its muzzled and lifted the Ursa up into the sky, he then threw it higher up into the sky. “Let’s end this.” He called. “Hold it up.” He told Twilight, she nodded and with all her might and magic (Ha) she kept the Ursa air born. Dark charge up at it, his hand now glowing. From the grope of ponies that had formed Fluttershy called.

“He’s going to heal it?” More to herself then anypony else. When Dark made contact with the still roaring Ursa Major a large burst of light was sent all across the sky and down fell a passed out Dark and Ursa Minor. Dark landed first and the Ursa Minor on top of him. Twilight panicked and lifted up the Minor and levitated it back into the everfree forest.

“Dark!?” She ran over to dark who was laying in the crater where the Ursa Minor landed on him. He was snoring like there was nothing wrong. At some point Trixe came back to see what happened, at this Dark woke up and pointed at her. “OBJECTION! I win! You know what I did!” He giggled a bit then took a deep breath. “Now for my demands, I want the hat and cape, they look awesome, and get the hell out of here! No one likes a show off like you!” He giggled and got up.

“How rude! Trixe payed good bits for these!” She use her magic and removed the star covered hat and cape.

“Ya well you should have thought of that when you took me up on my challenge. Now give it here!” She gave him the cape and hat and trotted off grumbling in a pissed off way. He put on the cape and hat and looked at himself. “Well the cape is a bit small but we can fix that.” He struck a pose smiler to Trixe’s first pose. “BEHOLD! THE POWERFUL AND AWESOME DARK!” He laughed madly and ran off. Twilight sighed and facehoofed.

“Now I have to go get him again.” She walked after him with a small smile.

So that ends this, I did horribly I know so save the hate comments. vote for a episode in season 1 that Dark can be in

Party Of One that's not so much one!

THE MORNINGS! THEY BURN! I fell off of the couch and groaned. “Twilight, coffee, HAVE MERCY!” I cried dragging myself over to the desk she was reading on.

“Here,” She levitated a mug of coffee. “I know it all by now, you and your coffee and how you need it or you become a walking zombie.” I downed the whole mug in seconds and let out a big, satisfied sigh.

“If you treat me like this more often I would call you mother.” We both laughed when a knock came from the door. Twilight got up as I took sudden interest in my cup, it was so well crafted and the picture of the puppy on the side of the mug was enough to make me-

SUDDENLY SINGING! Pinkie was singing so fast my brain could not, for the life of me, keep up, it was about a party and how it was for Gummy, that kick ass alligator that was Pinkie’s pet. It was his birthday! And Twi and I were invited! HUZZA! I waved goodbye from in the library and watched Twilight walk back over to her desk. “So, I better go find Gummy and awesome present! What could a awesome little alligator want?” I mumbled as I left strangely out the window, getting a pissed off look from Twilight as she fixed it. I wondered around town for a bit until I found Applejack’s apple cart being run by Big Mac. “Sup Mac?” He looked at me and nodded. “You have any large apples in stock? I need to get Gummy a present.”

He smiled and nodded at me. “Eeyup!” He tossed me a large apple and I put some bits on the counter.

"Thanks man!" I wave bye and begin to walk back to the library when I spot a hooded man looking through a trash can. "Hey! Hey you!" He turns and looks at me with wide eyes. "You get out of here! Go on!" He fades out and I sigh. "He knows what he did." I laugh and get back to the library to see Twilight getting ready.

"Hey Dark, ready?" I nodded happily. She smiled at me and walked out with me following close behind. When Ponyville gets dark like this it sometimes gives me goosebumps. As we neared Surgecube Corner I heard the party music.

"Oh ya! PARTY!" I rushed forward and ran into the door. "Door......WHY YOU HATE ME!?" I pushed it open and got a face full of pink as Pinkie tackled me. "Sup Pinkies?" I laughed and picked her up off my face and set her done. "Where's the punch? Over there? Grate!" I bolted over to hte punch and took out my MAN mug and drunk till I couldn't feel anymore, and it takes a lot to do that to me!

I woke up sometime around when Pinkie said 'it's soon!' Another chance to drink myself into a coma? I'm in! "Pinks! I want a invite!" I called falling of my couch. "Wait how did I get home?" I mumbled and got up. "Oh wait, magic, nuff side." I chuckled and ran over and out the door towards Pinkie.

"Hiya Dark! Want to help me pass out invites?" She looked at me excitedly and I nodded.

"Sure! I feel lucky enough not to fall face first into a tree today!" We both laughed and made our way to Applejack's.

"Sup Applebloom?" I saw the little filly run towards me as Pinkie bounced off to find Applejack.

"Hi Dark! Can you come over here and show the girls some of yer magic? They don't believe me and what they saw you do." I thought about this for a moment then began to shrink.

"Alright, let's surprise them!" When I was small enough I jumped up and hid in her mane. She ran around the house and there I saw the other two filly's Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle.

"Hey girls! I found em!" Applebloom stood there proudly.

"Yea? I don't see him." Scootaloo said a bit bored. I jumped off of Applebloom and began to grow again behind here.

"Don't see me hmm?" I said getting bigger until I was my full size again, that scared them speechless.

"Cool huh?" Applebloom said excitedly as the other two just watched in awe. "He can teach ya how to fly Scoots!" I nodded with a proud look.

"It's easy really. But by the look of your wings you will be flying in about a-"

"Dark! Come on we need to go find Shy and Dash!" Pinkie interrupted and grabbed me and ran off. I could see Scoots raging, which was funny.

"A few months or a year at lest." I muttered laughing.

Closing in on Rarity's house I saw Spike flouting away with hearts in his eyes and around him. "Hehehe, he's got a crush." I laughed and as we got up to Rarity. "Sup Rarity? Want to go to a party this afternoon? It's Gummy's after birthday party! I think" I scratched my head.

"Wait, this afternoon?" She grabbed one of the invites. "Like this afternoon this afternoon?" Pinkie got a confused look on her face.

"That's what everypony has been saying." I shrugged.

"My first time hearing it." I muttered then smiled. "So you coming?" Rarity gulped.

"Sorry dear's but I must...........Wash my mane!" She grinned sheepishly.

"It looks clean." I pointed out, Pinkie nodding in agreement. Rarity looked around for a moment then rushed over to a trash can, she gulped and stuffed her head into it, then walked back over.

"Yup, need to wash my mane. Can't go." I stared at her blankly for a moment then shrugged.

"Seem's legit. Let's go Pinks." We turned and began to walk away. "Man, is no one going to this awesome to be party?" I muttered.

I need not explain what happened at Shy's house. Let's just say her guard bunny hates my guts.

Pinkie and I st there in her room thinking about shtuff. "Sooooooooooooo." I began. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"I think so, are you thinking that what everypony is saying is a excuse?" I nodded sadly.

"Seems so, I didn't even hear half of them." I laughed lightly and walked over to the window and saw Twilight sneaking around. "Oh hey it's Twilight. HE-" Pinkie slapped a hoof over my mouth and threw me to the other side of the room. "Pinkie, one of these day's I'm going to go insane and I'm counting on you to throw me at a stone wall." I muttered getting up. Then I saw her standing over a hole in the floor with a small string tied to a can. "Wait, Dark don't question it, it will only come back and shoot you." I muttered and walked over to her when she fell into the hole a bit then ripped it out sending the can into my forehead. "GAH-" I was cut off by a hoof to the mouth again. After a bit of screaming into her hoof I stopped and she let go. "Thanks. Let's get!" I grabbed her and jumped out the window, Gummy on my back.

----One spy montage later!----

"Hiding in a hay bale while wearing these awesome glasses, sweet." I giggled and watched Rarity give Fluttershy the box. We turned to hoop away when we hit a wall. "I knew something like this would happen!" I sighed and Pinkie and I turned to Shy, who had just bumped into us. She gasped and took the box, flying off. "Well that was funny." I laughed and saw Dash walking by us.

"Hey Pinkie, Dark." She then gasped. "Oh no." She flew off.

"Dash! WAIT!" Pinkie and I bounced after he a bit before I got a idea.

"Teleporting!" I grabbed her and teleported into a barrel. After a moment Pinkie stuck her head out and yelled something, Dash took off again so I teleported us both to a bell tower thing.

"Um, quick in here!" I helped her up into the bell and jumped down and hid behind the building. I heard Dash fly into the bell and began to giggle, right then I heard Pinkie yelling something then Dash flew out and towards the mountense (Spelt wrong as hell.). Pinkie landed on my back.

"Hurry Dark! We need to catch her!" I nodded and teleported again, boy I'm getting too old of this!

"You get her, I need to sit down." I panted and sat down. I saw a cyan hoof reach up and grab the cliff side then saw Pinkie help Dash up. "Oh Pinkie, you so random!" I laughed and watched Dash speed off the cliff, followed by Pinkie at almost the same speed. "Holy shit!" I watched in awe as they went off to the barn. "I am not going to get there fast enough to know what happens." I muttered and jumped off the cliff. "WEEEEEEEEEE!!!" I laughed as I hit the ground. "Going to feel that one in the morning." I muttered and pulled my head out of the ground. "Quick! Continue the plot!" I yelled and looked at the readers. "Yes, I just did that." I laughed and ran off towards the barn. When I got over there Pinkie was walking away. "Hey Pinks, you get-"

"No time, come on Dark I have a plan." Fear the plan!

"Does it involve Spike by any chance?" I went wide eyed with a smile as she nodded. "This is going to be awesome!"

"Confess Spike! DO IT!" I laughed like a mad man as Pinkie held the light close to him.

"I'm the one who spilled juice all over Twilight's copy of 'magical mysteries and practical potions'!" I glared at him.

"She blamed me for that! You little bugger!" I felt like strangling him but there was a plan afoot! "And?" I growled.

"And I'm the one who used up all the hot water in Ponyville yesterday when I took a seven hour bubble bath!" He flinched when I glared harder.

"Why you little-!" Pinkie stopped me and I sighed. "And?"

He gulped and got up. "And sometimes when I'm alone, I do this!" He pulled a large mirror out of no where and began posing. "Looking good Spike! Looking Real good!" Pinkie and I blinked.

"Do not be ashamed Spike, I do that to." I made a sexy face at the mirror. "Yes I do..." Pinkie got a angry look on her face.

"NononononoNO!" She pushed the mirror away and glared at Spike.

"What do you want to hear?! Tell me what to say and I'll say it!" I don't like where this is going. I looked at Pinkie with a bit of confusion as she began.

"Tell me that my friends are all lieing to me and avoiding me cause they don't like my parties and don't want to be my FRIENDS ANYMORE!" She huffed and both Spike and I looked at her a bit blankly.

"Your friends are liring to you and avoiding you cause they don't like your parties and don't want to be your friends anymore." He replied as if not knowing what he was saying.

"Aha! I knew it!" She declared, then out of no where her hair deflated and she got this really sad look. "Oh no.... My friends don't like my parties and don't want to be my friends anymore..." She frowned and Spike flipped on the lights.

"RIght, so..." Pinkie pushed the plate of gems over to him and he began to chow down.

"Thank you so much for coming! It means so much to Gummy!" I looked around and saw a bag of flower, a pile of rocks, a bucket of turnips, and what looked like a large ball of lint all wearing party hats, and Gummy of course. She shot over to the turnips and nudged it. "Can I have some more punch?" She said in a man voice. My stomach rumbled., oh shit. "Of course you can have some more punch Mr.turnip!" SHe rushed off and came back with a cup of punch then out of know where she got a insane look but that lasted for about a second and she walked over to the rocks. "This is one grate party! You'v really out done yourself!" She said in another man voice. My stomach rumbled again. This is not going to end well! She walked over to the lint and leaned in. "Well I'm having a delightful time as well!" She said in a snobish voice. "I'm so glad sir lints alot!" She got that weird twitch again and I felt like a balloon. She got behind the bag of flower and talked in a voice I could not, for the life of me, understand. "Well of course madam le-flower!" She pushed a slice of cake over to her.

"PINKIE! where's your bathroom I fell like I'm going to give birth!" I slammed my head into the table.

"Over there Dark, hurry back!" I began to get up when the rocks talked again. "I'm sure glad none of those ponies showed up!" Pinkie got up on the other side of the table. "Oh there not so bad." Then the most terrifying thing happened, her eyes grew father apart and she had a insane look. I ran off to the bathroom and locked the door, that scared the absolute shit out of me. I was there for half a hour and when I got out I saw some of the 'party goers' were moved around and Pinkie and Gummy were gone.

"I'm scared." I said in a peep and saw the bag of flower turn slowly towards me.

"You should be." I was out of there like a fucking bullet on speed! (Don't do drugs kids!) I ran as fast as I could towards Applejack's place, following the sent of new cake. When I got there I saw that Pinkie's hair was poofed out again and Twilight was walking towards her.

"I miss everything, don't I?" I sneezed and looked around the party. "No one tells me anything ever..." I muttered and walked in. "Sup everypony?" Fluttershy turned to me with a smile.

"Oh, your just on time," Applejack was by the record player.

"Enough chit-chat everypony, let's party!" The music began and it was on like Donkey Kong!

Now I suppose I have to do the best night ever. All tho it will not be on episode, my own little plan is in order >:D

Session one end PT 1

I tugged at the collier of my awesome suit and looked at Twilight, who had gotten into her dress. “You sure about this? I only cause a LOT of trouble at party’s and get drunk, not in the order.” I pointed at her with a smug face. “Nice dress.”

“Nice tie.”

“Oh you little!” I growled playfully and sighed.

“Oh calm down Dark, you’l do fine!” I laughed a bit and the back of my neck itched.

“Hmm,” I scratched it then looked back a Twilight. “Let me guess, I’m pulling the cart thing?” She smiled and nodded. “Wonderful....... If you start a song I’m going to go get drunk.” I pointed out and opened the door. “Alright everyone let’s get a move on! Spike! To the Dark-mo-bile!” I picked Spike up and bolted out the door towards the cart thingy!

Time for a party!

----A few hours later----

I panted as I stopped outside of the palace in Canterlot, my first time up here to! I unhitched myself and began to walk off as I could hear the music begin. “I’m out!” I then began running. I got around a corner and sighed, ignoring the disgusted looks I was getting from them high class ponies. “Ya and you think your perfect?” I looked at them then turned and walked over to a food table. “Man, have I got the munchys, long walk.” I laughed and picked up a fancy salad and dug in. It was good, but not good enough. I pulled out some pepper and sprinkled some on it, now it was good.

“Excuse me, large pink diamond dog.” I turned around to one of those high class ponies. “Can you not touch the food with your large unclean hands?” Heh, he expected me to listen.

“Now my good sir you seem to think you have a higher authority over me.” I spoke in the snobishy voice I could muster. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave my presence at once!” I pointed away from me and turned my head.

“Well I never!” The high class pony stomped off with a pissed off look on his face.

“Heh, works every time.” I finished my salad and ate the edible bowl. I began to walk around bored as all hell, I fought over a pie with some dude named Sorin or something, I watched Rarity get treated like a guy by some prince fello (Was about to punch in face.), I saw Rainbow Dash save mister Sorin guys pie, I watched Fluttershy try and talk with the animals, and I partied a bit with Pinkie. Last on the list was Twilight, who must be hanging out with the Princess. I made my way as best I could to the main chamber but had to wait in a line. When I finally got in I felt a powerful glare hit me, I mean this kind of glare is like ‘I’m going to fucking kill you and you unborn children!’ Eya, that kind of glare. I shivered lightly and looked around when I noticed that the princess HERSELF was glaring at me, what a honer! The crowd in front of me stepped to the side do she could get a good look at me. “ I feel like I’m in trouble.” I looked up at her. “Hi!” I waved at her.

“Is this some kind of joke?” She hissed at me.

“If it was a joke you would be laughing right? Is this funny?” I looked around and pointed at my face. “Nopony else is laughing so I think there are no jokes around as of now.” I shrugged and she exctended her wings.

“Guards! Arrest him!” Oh shit, cheese it! It’s the fuzz! I drew a watch on my wrist and looked at it.

“OH look at that! It’s time for tea at Twilight’s!” I ran over to a window as guards started to come in, I was going to break through it but that would get me in more trouble so I just opened it gently and jumped out, the one thing I did not expect was that just out of the window was a straight fall down off the cliff Canterlot was built on. “AHHHHHHHH!!! TWILIGHT! HELP!” I yelled and suddenly stopped, ah that loveable purple pony cares! I was lifted back up to the window and set down. “Twilight, you are best pony.” I muttered as I looked at the guards surrounding me. “Oh no! I don’t do well in crowds! Twwwwwiiiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiggggghhhhhhtttt!” I whined like a little kid.

“Princess, could you please call them off before they get hurt?” Twilight looked at the princess who still had the ‘I will fucking kill you’ glare.

“No Twilight, you woulden’t understand why I can’t.” She hissed. I was sitting there suddenly with a clone playing uno.

“Uno,”

“Dammit!” I growled and kicked the clone in the head, making him fly out the window. “Oh no! He had a wife and kids!” I looked around and saw some of the guards trying to hold back a laugh. “And a dog named Skippy!” That got a few of them to laugh, I’m getting better! Then pain shot through the back of my neck. “ARGH DAMMIT! I KNOW IT!” I looked at Twilight. “Twi I will be back, I must time travel!” The princess went wide eyed as I began to glow. “Later y’all!” I blacked out a moment then woke up under a broken piller. “Ow,” I muttered pushing it off me. “Did I fall again?” I looked around and got a derp face. “Well, shit.” Where ever I was was fucking broke to all hell. “What the?”

“Welcome to the past Dark.” I turned to mister evil guy, you know the one that threw the space bear at me? I’ll just call him Shadow. “Here to ruin my plans as you always do? Well too late.” He pointed at what looked like a fucked up dragon thing. “That’s Discored, spirt of chaos, and he’s about to do to the princesses what they did to him.”

“Fuck that!” I flew over to him and punched him up into the sky. “Right, now to go deal with mister over powered over th-” I was tackled to the ground by a marshmallow, wait scratch that it was a pony with pink hair.

“Are you crazy?! Stay down or he’ll see you.” She gave me a confused look. “What are you anyway? Some sorta diamond dog?” Aww baby’s first time seeing a human!

“Nope! I’m a human with dark powers. Wait I’m not evil!” I stopped her as he horn began to glow. “Dark isen’t always bad!” She glared at me a few moments then got off me, staying on the ground.

“You better hope your right.” She growled and peeked over a rock at Discord as he was throwing exploding glasses of chocolate milk at stuff, giggling like a school girl. “Grrr.” She was about to jump out when I stopped her.

“Calm down! He is stronger then you think, you have something to use on him?” She thought for a moment.

“Arcane magic items called the elements of harmony. My sister Luna is getting them.” I nodded.

“Then we need to distract him until she gets here. I have the best idea ever!” I got up, suddenly in a space suit. I floated over to him and past his face. “Hello fello party go’re!” He waved at me. “How goes limitless chaos?”

“Oh just wonderful! You know this kind man gave me the power to stop evil ponies! Isin’t that wonderful!” I nodded and started going upside down.

“Seems like a nice man indeed! Pie to the face?” I asked.

“Pie to the face.” He nodded.

“Ok!” I threw a pie at his face and it exploded. “Hey, you asked for it!” He wiped the pie of his face.

“Oh it is on!” I clapped.

“Oh joy!” I zoomed over to where the pink maned pony was. “Get ready for a pie WAR!” I turned to Discord who had a pie-apolt. “Oh my gods...” I pulled out a giant pie-zzoka. “Let us begin!” He pulled a rope and I pulled a trigger, both of the god pies flew past each other and hit us right in the face, sending us back into a wall. The pink maned pony looked at where I had it the wall in horror.

“Mister dark power pony! Are you alright!?” She ran over and took the pie off me. I sat there licking my lips.

“Mmm, chocolate pie.” I jumped off the wall and looked over to where Discord was doing the same.

“Hmm, blue barry, nice choice.” He commented and I did a little bow.

“Thank you kind sir, shall we keep this war afloat?” He thought for a moment before snapping his fingers.

“Let’s! Look up.” Both the pink maned pony and I looked up to see the pie-ocillips sized pie in the sky.

“Sweet mother of all things pie...” I muttered and noticed someone sitting on a rock near by. “Sup bro?”

“Sup.” He called then I ignored him looking back up at the pie.

“I can take care of that but it would leave me powerless.” Pink maned pony looked at me.

“Really?”

“Nope!” I laughed and jumped up into the sky, flying at the pie at full speed. When I got to it I dove in, more chocolate! Discord really likes chocolate! I began to eat

---Half a hour later!---

I fell to the ground by the pink maned pony and burped. “Thanks for the food!” I laughed, getting her to giggle. “One good thing out of this, I got to make a adorable pony laugh!” I thought I saw her blush but I may just be seeing things, too much chocolate. “Right, now Discord.” I turned to Discord who was sitting in a law chair watching the whole pie-athon I was having, and had a large slerpy. “I’m going to have to ask you to wait a few moments.”

“Alright, whatever.” He shrugged. “Have to finish my slerpy anyway.” He took a sip. I could see a light blue maned pony land a few feet away from us.

“Sister! We have brought the elements!” Discord got a look of shock and I got a look of confusion.

“We?”

“Take no notice to that.” Sister said as she walked over to her sister. “Quick! We must-” I heard magic!

“Down! GET DOWN!” I tackled them both to the ground and got up to get a gray rainbow to the chest. “AH FUCK!” I ripped my shirt off and pointed at my chest. “You shot me with a rainbow you dick!” I then clutched my chest in pain. “GAHH!” I fell to the ground and heard a scream. “I’m ok! Just- GAH! Just take care of him!” I panted and looked up, a light had surrounded the two sisters and a rainbow beam of their own shot HIM in the chest. “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT YOU GAHHH!” I fell over again trying to get up. When the beam stopped he had been turned to.......AH DAMMIT! Looking at the new stone statue that is Discord and knew I was turning to stone.

“We’ll find a way to undo it.” I turned my head to the light blue maned pony who was talking to her sister. “Please, just calm down.”

“Yes calm down!” I called sitting up on a rock. “I’ll be fine! I just need some skin care!” I laughed then clutched my chest again. “Oh boy, tough times ahead for Dark!” I laughed a bit and saw the pink maned pony in tears. “What the hay is wrong?” She looked at me.

“You saved us and now your turning to stone! How are we suppose to thank you!?” She yelled at me.......I sense a crush! Hmm.

“Ah it alright! It’s what Ido I a daily bases!” I laughed lightly again and got a hoof to the face.

“No time for joking!” She yelled at me again, not fully crying. Why do all the ladies fall for me when I’m dieing but not really!? Now I have to deal with this later! “There’s nothing we can do! How am I suppose to sat think you for saving our lives?!” I chuckled.

“Say ‘thank you’?” She stared at me, oh god I know that glare! IT’S YOUNG CELESTIA!

“Thats to simple!” Aw shit she is not going to give up, time to accept the fact! She does live a long time and I think I’m older then her in the future and she does get older by then, I don’t even know hoe old she is! ARGH! Oh well.

“Then what? I have 2 minute tops! So make a speech or something!” My hand had turned to stone at this point.

“W-well I-I....” She looked at me a moment then flew forward and kissed me right on the lips. It lasted a minute.

“Dude strick a poss! Your turning to stone!” The hooded man yelled out. I broke away from Celestia and struck the manliest poss I could think of before turning to stone and blacking out. (You guess what poss I did!)

session one end PT 2.0!

Being stone is boring, altho it’s funny when ponies pass by and wonder just what the hell you are, I saw filly Twilight once! The one thing that got me tho was that ever sines I was moved here Celestia had come every day for all those years to talk me out of bordem. She would tell me things that went on, I felt like crying when she told me what happened to Luna with the whole Nightmare Moon thing, she had told me about sending Twilight to Ponyville to find the elements, she told me everything. That the day came fir the gala, and I had just time traveled back to beat Shadow and fix the time line, hmm, so thats what happened. Later that night Celestia had come to me and told me everything.

Guess who had power at this point? ME!

“He must have been one handsome fello.” I muttered through my weakening stone prison, scaring her to holy hell.

“W-what?” She said looking up at me.

“I said Polly wants a cracker.” I chuckled and broke my head loose, finally able to move in.........1000 years? Meh. “But I’m not Polly and a cracker makes my mouth all dry and shtuff.” I broke a arm free and put it to my chin. “Hmm, do you have cheese sticks here? I feel like cheese sticks.” I broke the other hand free and fist pumped. “But none of that now! I’m free!” I broke out the rest of the way and fell face first into the stone walkway. “Ah pain, my old friend.” I swear I heard someone say ‘Sup bro?’ I looked up at Celestia and grinned. “Gone forever hmm? FOREVER HAS NO HOLD ON THIS GUY!” I pointed at myself with my thumbs when I got up.

“Y-your....” She paused a second then did what she did when we first met, tackled me to the ground, but this time in a hug! “I-I thought you w-would be g-gone forever!” She was crying into my shoulder, being shirtless does not help.

“Ya well you know me! Nothing ever keeps me down, cause I’m the best, around!” I laughed and she giggled.

“I never really got to know you. So I wouldn’t know.” She giggled again and I took her chin gently in my hand, raising her head to meet my eyes.

“Now you have all the time in the world to.” I kissed her lightly on the lips and chuckled. “So, how did you like my captain pose? A sign that I need to get drunk fast!” I got up and laughed in my evil laugh. “TO THE PUNCH BOWL!” I ran off laughing like a mad man, Celestia chasing me the whole way.

Happy end, I could do a bad one but I hate hurting my heart.

Sneak peek at next episode!

“Wait, cotton candy AND chocolate milk TOGETHER!? Must be the work of a loving god!”

“Ah yes, you ruined my plans before.”

“At least you got to watch me eat a pie the size of a planet.”

“T-Twilight?”

“You have made the biggest mistake of you worthless life, I don’t need a partner, the world will bend to my will on it’s own.”

(Short) the curse that haunts me

I slammed my fist into the mountain side. "Dammit Fluttershy! Why is it that I have to put up with it!? WHY!? WHAT MAKES ME SO DAMN IMPORTANT!? WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE FOREVER!? WHY!?" I slammed my fist into the mountain side again, the cracks getting larger. Fluttershy looked at me calmly, my yelling and the slamming of my fist not even making her breath go uneasy.

"Because you are the one that protects the weak, your a hero Dark, countless times you have saved everypony at the cost of your health, if you never came we would have never had made it this far and she would have already been..." She turned her head away from me to let a few tears fall. "But life has it's own plans, I never like to see some of my animals leave, and when they are gone I miss them dearly, but at least they got to live long, happy lives. Look at yourself Dark, do you think destroying a mountain will bring her back?" I looked at my fist, bruised, cut, and bleeding.

"No...... I just wish I could have done something, this has happened to me too meany times in the past, and I have to deal with that pain for the rest of eternity, this just hurts so much more. She was a sister to me dammit! I never had a family before Shy! Even if I did I can't remember them! Dammit Shy, why can it never be fair for me? Just once......" I fell to my knees, tears falling to the ground in front of me. "Just once..... I want to be happy......" I put my hands over my face.

Shy grabbed me and pulled me into a hug. "Everything happens for a reason Dark, please just calm down, your stronger then this." True, but fuck it I'm sad.

"She right Dark." Dash had at some point showed up without making a sound. "You just need to let it go, no amount of crying is going to bring her back, you just need to stallion up and keep on walking!" Dash used gental push on Fluttershy, it's super effective. "Come on! Get up!" She then tried to push me to my feet, but I fell backwards instead. "Argh, come on your going to miss the funeral!" That got me up and running. "Whoa!" She said and grabbed Shy with a 'meep' and sped off trying to catch up with me.

---Later!---

I stood there next to the coffin, "Never thought it would end like this..." I muttered and looked around, there stood the rest of my friends, three crying, two had sad eyes, heh, to badass to cry? I sighed and lowered the casket with the help of AJ and Dash. "Goodnight Twilight........We'll meet again, some day....." I wiped my eyes on my arm.

I shot up from my couch, fell off of it, and ran up the stairs. I got the Twi's room and went in silently, I looked over the sleeping form for any thing that could be fetal, nothing. I saw he rising and lowering slowly, good shes breathing. I sighed and went back down the stairs and got back in my couch, tears drying on the way. "What a horrible ass dream, hope it never happens." I laughed lightly. "Everyone looks badass older." I laughed a bit more then went back to sleep.

Begin season 2!

“Twilight!” I yelled and fell down the stairs, landing next to her.

“Dark!? What happened?!” She got this worried look on her face. I got up on one knee and took one of her hooves in my hands.

“Twilight! I have something important to do! I just have to do it! I can’t wait any longer!” She waited a moment before getting the reddist face I have ever seen.

“D-Dark, W-what are you-” I cut her off.

“I didn’t know when to do this, but now seems the right time!” She stuttered and her face got even more red. I looked her in the eyes. “Twilight...” I booped her nose. “Boop to the nose!” She got this blank look, her face still a bit red. I got up, walked over to the door, opened it, walked out, and closed it behind me.

“DARK!” I laughed slightly before gunning it. The door exploded off it’s hinges and she was magicing her hooves to catch up to me.

“WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE!?” I decided that running was useless so I started flying. “Heh, she will never get me now.” Wit ha happy face on me, everything slowed down as I turned my head to see Twilight.......Flying after me. I looked forward in fear and yelled. “HOW IS SHE DOING THAT!?” She got closer and closer until her horn was close to my.... “OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!” I screamed at the top of my lungs then exploded by Twilight, sending me into orbit.

FATHER NIGHT PROUDLY PERSENTS!

My First Jump in season two! E-Dark vs. the mane six!

When I landed I landed in a crater that I think WAS that one maze in Canterlot. “Oh hey what did I miss?” I laughed and looked around. “Oh hey Discord!” I waved to him, he waved back, nice guy. I turned to see most of my friends were.....Gray? “Yo Twi, what happened?” I walked over to her as she was giving Discord a glare.

“Discord got loose and stole the element’s of harmony!” I laughed.

“Adventure time?” She looked at me a moment then laughed a bit. Never can go wrong with some comedy, and she is the only one that gets my references! “Alright so, tell me everything!” She told me everything, what, did you expect me to type that whole thing? You crazy! “Ok, so if it was not in the maze, listen to his riddle, ‘back where you began’. The element’s are in Ponyville!” She gave me a blank look.

“How can you be so smart and so stupid at the same time?” I looked at her as I put on a monacal.

“It’s a gift.” I laughed and rounded up our friends. “DISCORD GO DO YOUR THING WHILE WE GO WALKING FOR A LONG TIME!” I yelled at him.

“You are the most random being I have ever encountered, I like that.” He turned, paused a moment, muttered something, then vanished.

“Alright everyone! To Ponyville!” I looked at Fluttershy who had a pile of dirt aimed at me. “Throw that, you go to the moon.” She paused before growling and dropping it. “Ok! AND WE’RE OFF!”

---One long walk later!---

“Twilight! My legs hurt!” I whined like a little kid.

“Grow up, we’re almost the-” She was cut off by the sun going down in a instant, and the roads turning to soap and making her slip. “What the?” Discord and I cut her off as we danced like ice skaters past her, laughing like to mad men.

“Discord, we need to hang out more.” I sighed and stopped, not paying attention for a few minutes. (The small skips will be worth it, don’t worry.)

“Come on everypony!” I heard Twilight call as she ran down to Ponyville.

---Yes another cut I know, we are now fighting over the book.---

I tossed the book back to Fluttershy, laughing like a mad man. “Not you to Dark!” Twilight groaned and went after the book again.

“I can’t help it!” I laughed as the book flew around some more. Soon she had a hold of it and yelled something about reading it, I’m sorry I was cleaning my ears.

She gasped. “The elements of harmony! We found them!” After a light discussion and Spike becoming the new Rainbow Dash (Still don’t know where she went.) we went outside to see Discord there, leaning on a tree.

“Oh it looks like you found the elements! I suppose I have lost! Go ahead! Imprison me in stone! I know when I’m beat!” He put on some sun glasses and put a target on his chest. Twilight and the others charged the elements but something about it failed, and they fell to the ground. After some useless ranting from Discord I got pissed.

“Listen you messed up dragon thing! We are going to beat yo flank without the elements! Right Twilight?” She did not respond. “Twilight?” I turned to her to see her finish graying out, a tear fell from her eye and she walked away. “T-Twilight?”

*Snap*

---Third person.---

Dark stood there and watched Twilight walk away, his colors beginning to fad. “Oh too bad!” Discord walked over to him. “It seems you lost.” He got a confused look when Dark’s color came back. “What? What is this?” He poked his face. “Hello?” Darks hair outlined red. “This is new.” Dark lifted up his head, and looked slowly to Discord.

“Fool...” He muttered and grabbed Discord by the neck, canceling any magic use from him. “You dun goofed, letting me out was the biggest mistake of your worthless life.” He chuckled. “But I do thank you for freeing me, so I will not end you, how would you like to explore space?” Discord gulped.

“Y-yes?” Dark grinned and spun Discord around, then swiftly kicking him with a glowing foot, sending him rocketing into the sky, a wave of dark energy coming from the lunch point.

“Home run.” Dark chuckled.

Twilight, having just regained her color, was getting ready to go find her friends when the wave a dark energy spread throughout the town. “What was that?” She looked out the window to see Dark looking into the sky with a.......Evil grin on his face. “What did Discord do to him? He looks so evil...” She rushed out to talk to him. “Dark! What’s going on? Where di Discord go?” Dark looked down at her slowly.

“Gone forever I would think, space is a big place.” He chuckled and turned. “Now if you will excuse me, I have a world to take over and destroy.” She gasped and grabbed his arm.

“No! Your the hyper fun good guy remember?” He ripped his arm out of her grasp, making her fall to the ground.

“Not anymore.” He growled and walked away from the very confused and hurt unicorn.

She got up and watched him leave. She could not believe Dark had turned evil! What was she going to do!? Dark is to smart to stand still for the elements and he could over power them all! What was she going to do!?

“You seem to be in a bit of trouble.” She spun around to look at another human, sitting on a rock that was not there before.

She back up slowly. “W-who are you?” She demanded, getting ready to cast a spell if needed.

“You may call me the Imposter. I will help you with this matter,” She gave him a confused look and took a few steps towards the strange man.

“How could you help?” She asked curiously, wanting to know more.

“I will give the elements a boost of power,when they are being charged the person or pony they are being directed at will freeze in his or her tracks, unable to use their power, and also it won’t turn anyone to stone.” He gave a slight wink and snapped his fingers. “Good luck Twilight Sparkle.” Twilight was about to ask him some questions when she blinked and he was there no more. She looked up at the crown on her head, it hummed with power as she looked at it.

“Hmm,” She began to think about something when a few voices cut her off.

“Twilight!” She spun around to see all of her friends, colors restored and elements ready.

“The strange man on the rock told us everything! Come on! We need to go find Dark!” Fluttershy seemed to be in a hurry, Twilight nodded and ran off the way Dark went, the others following close behind.

“Now, what to do with you.” Dark held a pony up by it’s neck, it struggling for air. “I could turn you into a fancy rug or something.” He pondered this for a while when he heard many hoof steps run towards him. He jumped up into the air, dropping the pony has he did so. “They can’t get me so easily!” He laughed and kept flying up until something pulled on his leg. He looked down to see Rainbow Dash pulling him down slightly, “Get off!” He kicked her off and kept going when a rope went around his neck and began to pull him down. “Why are you all so persistent?!” He yelled and grabbed the rope, but it was to late, the elements had been charged and he could no longer move. “WHAT!? WHY CAN’T I MOVE!?” He yelled and tried to move, but to no use, then the rainbow hit.

---A few hours later, in Dark’s POV again!---

Oh my head hurts, this feels like the first time I got here. “Argh.” I let out a soft ‘argh’ of pain and whine and sat up, holding my head, I was back in the library, laying down on my couch/bed. “How did I end up here? How much did I drink last night?” I looked around a finally noticed all of my friends were there, all with happy expressions. “Um, hi?” And now I am hug tackled by them all, wonderful. They gave me the short vision, I kicked Discord’s ass to space, went evil, then got shot with another rainbow. COOL!

---Later that night! After all the award stuff and new windows for me to break later!---

I was sitting on my couch, putting on the last touches of my new armor, it just covered my left arm, but it would at some point come in handy in a fight. “So, why did you make that?” Twilight questioned me as she set down a screwdriver, which I picked up and used.

“To help control my emotions better. Don’t want E-Dark getting out again.” She nodded her agreement and went up stairs, I told her good night and layed down on my couch,

“Cross sending a lizard to space off my bucket list.” I chuckled softly and fell into deep sleep.

The Shadow Arc PT 1: Dark's POV

“So I was all like ‘put the pineapple down! No one wants to explode!’.” Ah the sweet sound of laughter from my best friends in the world! I love this crazy life! “Oh there’s this other joke from Sora! He was awesome kid! Anyway I-” I was cut off by a large burst of energy RIGHT IN FRONT OF US! “OUT OF THE WAY!” I yelled and pushed everypony off the path. Oh boy! I get to be pulled into the large evil portal thing! JOY! “SEE YA LATER! GOING TO FIX THIS!” I was pulled into the portal after that, I was falling for a bit then I landed on a stone walk way, right on my face, have I ever told you guys how much I love hitting hard objects? DON’T TRY IT AT HOME! I got up and dusted myself off. “Right, where am I?” I looked around and instantly remembered this was Canterlot. “Oh, must have been a teleport or something.” I turned around and got a face full of darkness. “WHAT THE FUCK!?” I jumped back in fear, shows you I’m a good dark guardian, afraid of the dark and shit.

“What, are you?” The dark thingy asked in a deep voice. I let my heart calm down before answering.

“I am the dark guardian Kurosawa, but you can call me Dark.” I did a little bow then covered my ears from the loud hiss that thing made.

“IMMORTAL! BEGONE FROM THIS REALM!” Oh shit.

“Try it fluffy! I know how to get rid of you!” I pointed at him like Phoenix Wright would when he objected. “You fail to see my power threshold! IT BE ENDLESS!” I heard a humming come from it, then it let out a laugh.

“Very well, face your heartless.”.......GODDAMMIT! NO NOT THOSE FUCKING THINGS! To my surprise nothing happened except a huge ass green fire ball falling right at me. “The dragon of Hollow Bastion.” FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!! I dove to the side as it hit, it destroyed most buildings but lucky for me no pony was in them.

“Not you!” I pointed at the large dragon, it’s eyes boring into me, but they were not the same, no they were a darker color, and it had spikes in some places on it’s body. “Sora and I had the hardest time with you! Get the fuck out!” TAIL TO THE FACE! I went flying into a empty building, obliterating it. “Ow...” The shadow thing had gunned it. Ya leave me alone with one of the hardest bosses ever. I got up and summoned my sword, 15 inches of pure metal power, able to eat up any magic thrown at it and can blast it off 2.5 seconds faster with a 50% power increase, able to cut through even the hardest of armors, get one now! half off! I leapt into the air and landed on it’s muzzle. “Big ugly, hold the hell still.” I stabbed between it’s eyes, the scales were harder, my blade did not go that deep down. “Well, shit.” It reared it’s head up and sent me air born. “This is going to hurt...” I muttered as it blasted green fire at me. Yea it hurt like a bitch, I crashed into a building, destroying that one to. “Ow....” I muttered and right beside me another portal opened up and wouldin’t you know it the three bronies spilled out, from the wedding!

“Um.” Connor spoke first, looking around, the other two got up behind him. “I didn’t do it?” He let out a sheepish grin and looked at a building be destroyed in front of him. “Um again.” He finally spotted me and smiled. “Dark! Sup?” I smiled at him.

“Sup bro? Want to give a dude a hand here?” He nodded and the other two put on murder faces. I pointed at miss bitch dragon.

“Party time!”

---One battle that has already been described later!---

“Were done for!” Connor yelled and stabbed him spear into the ground. Just then I heard a large boom and a pissed off voice.

“STOP HURTING THEM!” I looked up and saw the prince I gave immortality to, Fleetwood, yelling at the bitch queen. She turned to him and got thrown back into a couple of buildings by a large burst of unstable magic.

“Dude.” Peter said as Fleetwood charged into the dragon, destroying even more of Canterlot.

The rest of the shadow arc will be posted on the Father Night 2 story.

The beginning of the end 1

Dark stood there looking at the ground. “Dark?” He looked up at the author with a fake smile.

“Yes?”

“What happened next?” The author asked with a raised eyebrow. Pinkie looked at Dark a moment before her hair deflated and she got the saddest look ever on her face. “Pinkie? What is wrong?”

“She knows what happens next...” Dark’s fake smile ended. “Nothing else happened until that point... Then that happened...” Tears began to form in his eyes. “The day she.....” He fell to his knees. The author took a step back in shock due to the sudden change in Dark’s emotions. Pinkie trotted over to Dark and gave him a hug, which he gladly returned.

“I don’t think he can tell it...” She muttered and looked at the author. “I’ll tell what happened next.” The author recovered and raised an eyebrow at her.

“You sure? You need to get everything right and not add anything that would ruin the story.” She nodded as Dark began to sob. “Very well Pinkie, tell me what happened.”

“Come on Dark! We’re going to be late for the picnic with the others!” Twilight yelled up the stairs. Dark tripped down and shot up.

“I’m ok! Where’s Spike?” He looked around for a moment before Twilight picked him up and walked out the door with him in her magic.

“He’s already there! You took so long...” She coughed a bit.

“You alright?” She nodded and kept walking, coughing ever now and then. “You're sure you're alright?”

“I’m fine *Cough* Dark.” She grumbled. “Just have something stuck in my throat, as soon as I have one of Pinkie’s cupcakes I’ll be better.” Dark stared at her for the remainder of the walk. They soon arrived at a very large meadow outside of Ponyville. In the middle there was a picnic set up with all of their friends there, Rarity, AJ, RD, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Spike.

“You know I could have gotten us here faster?” Twilight gave him a ‘Shut up Dark’ kind of look and coughed a bit.

“I could have teleported us, but it’s a nice day, so I walked.” Dark paused a moment before shrugging.

“Alrighty then, going to set me down there Twi?” She chuckled a bit and set him down. They both walked the rest of the way up to the picnic and smiled at their friends. “Sup everypony? Ready for me to eat all the food?”

“Pinkie ate half of it.” Dash pointed out blankly.

“Yup! I saved you a cupcake cause I know you like mine!” She hoofed him a cupcake.

“Thanks Pinks, but Twi here needs it to get rid of something bugging her throat.” He then gave it to Twilight, who smiled at him and slowly ate the dome of delicious. “Right then, let’s get this awesome day going!”

------A few hours later!------

“-and that’s how Equestria was made!” Pinkie had finally finished her half hour long story on how she got her cutie mark.

“A riveting tale filled with filled with plot twists and a amazing ending, we should publish this story.” Everyone laughed at what Dark said except for Twilight, who just smiled and let off a chain of weak coughs which soon turned into loud and powerful ones. “Twilight, are you ok?” Dark stood up and walked over to her. He crouched next to her. “Twilight.” She kept coughing until she finally fell over. “Twilight!?” He picked her up in his arms and looked at Dash. “Dash, get help.” She nodded and shot off. “Twilight, what is wrong?” He looked at the hoof she had up to her mouth earlier to see it had blood on it. “Hang in there Twi!” His hand glowed and he moved it over her chest, only to have it pushed away by one of her hooves. “Twi?! You need to let me help you! Come on!” He tried again but she did the same thing.

“Come on sugarcube!” AJ had gotten next to her. “Let’em help! Please!” Dark looked up at the others. Fluttershy and Rarity were crying in horror over what was happening and Spike was babbling to himself on what he could possibly do. Dark looked back at Twilight only to look into sad but happy eyes.

“Twilight?” No response. “Twilight!?” Still nothing. “TWILIGHT!” He got up and dashed off with her in his arms towards Ponyville. He ran fast enough to break the light barrier if her wanted to. He ran up to the hospital and literally kicked down the doors right as a team was about to leave to find them. “HELP HER! NOW!” He yelled at them in a near blind rage. They quickly took her and rushed her off somewhere. Dash was hovering behind him when they rushed her off. Dark fell to his knees.

“Dark! What happened?” Dark looked up at her, tears almost ready to fall. “Dark?” He finally let the tears flow as his face hit the floor.

“She wouldn’t let me help her! I could only save her if she wanted me to! But she wouldn’t let me! Why!?” He sobbed as Dash landed beside him.

“It’ll be fine Dark, she’s a fighter. She’ll get through this.” She tried to calm him down but it wouldn’t work.

All they could do was wait.

About three hours later the others showed up. They talked about what happened while trying to cheer up Spike and Dark. Spike was freaking out and Dark was just sitting on a bench looking at the floor while tears dropped every now and then. “Dark, please something.” Fluttershy sat next to him. “Dark.....She will be ok, please just say something.” Nothing for a few moments then he looked up.

“She wouldn’t let me help......... I could only help if she wanted me to.....Shy.....Do you know what that means?” She looked at him confused for a moment before the realisation hit her like a truck. She collapsed to the floor with wide and tear filled eyes. Rarity ran over to her and checked her over before slowly looking at Dark.

“What you said.....Does that mean....?” Dark nodded and she almost did the same as Shy, but stood standing.

After about three more hours a doctor looking pony walked out with a blank face. Dark looked up slightly at him before returning his head to the floor. “I think you already know what I’m going to say...” Dark nodded slowly. “Are your friends out in the main hall?” He nodded slowly again. The doctor walked into the main hall to tell the others. Dark got up and teleported to a random mountin. Where he let his rage and sadness out like a torrent of water swallowing a town in a matter of minutes.

The end, not sad what so ever.

They say things happen for a reason, and immortals know that better than anyone.

Not me, ever since I took this job I never understood it, why the good die young and the evil live for what seems like years. Anywho the author guy asked me to write this last chapter for this long overdue story, I mean come on he has got other things to work out like his chess game stories and Bad Crowd! So let’s get started.

---After my temper tantrum and Twilight’s funeral (I could not write that :( )

Canterlot was bathed in darkness as I walked through it’s empty streets, sometimes I would run into a guard and try and get him to break his focus as this was a running game Dash and I had going. After a while I had found my way back to the castle, the home Spike and I had taken up after Twilights passing. I said hi to the guards as I walked in and flew up onto the main towers balcony. “Oh how the mighty have fallen.” I sighed in annoyance as the dark voice chuckled.

“Whaddya want Shadow? Ya know come to think of it I haven’t seen you since that time you tried to kill me with a ursa Major, how are ya?” I turned to him, he was wearing a black overcoat and held a spys knife in his hand.

“Oh fine, I've just been working.”

“And by working, you mean finding a way to make my life harder?” He nodded and I sighed. “Great, wanna give me a hint? Or be a dick and not tell me?”

“I’ll go with the later.” He laughed mockingly. “Now back on topic I didn’t think you're adopted would die of natural causes, I honestly thought I would have been the one.” I growled at that comment.

“And you know I would have sent you right to the void if you had done that.” I growled at him, unamused at his comedy, it would have been funny if I was evil, but I’m not so bugger off. “I’m heading back today, so you have to come with.”

“Damn, at least let me go get my bomb first.” I glared at him with all the hate I could muster. “I’m kidding, I hardly know how to make a bomb, let alone set it up.” I facepalmed and walked past him into the royal chambers. “Hey!”

“You know, if Tia finds you in here there will be hell to pay.” I gave him a side glance with a grin.

“Please, shes like a flashlight to me.”

“A flashlight that could burn right through you with the power of the sun.” I shot back.

“Tosha.” He mumbled. “If you're leaving I have to stick around so I don’t get left behind and get thrown into the void.”

“Cause thats the only thing that matters...” I spoke with sarcasm dripping off my voice. “Let me write a note real quick, then we’ll be off.” I pulled a piece of paper out of a drawer beside the huge ass comfortable bed and began writing.

Dear Celestia and friends,

I leave you this note to tell you I have returned to my world, Pinkie stop crying. Anyway I bet my immortality it was my fault, for, you know. So I’m leaving before anything else happens that makes my everlasting life harder. I wish I could have written something more heartfelt and long but Shadow is getting hyper and filing drawers with bananas.

So, farewell my bestest of friends, I’ll send postcards and cakes.

Forever yours, Kurosawa the dark guardian.

P.S Don’t open the second drawer on the nightstand, it has snakes.

I set down the paper and quill I just spawned and glared at Shadow. “Stealing my jokes you dick waffle? Revenge shall be mine, but not know. Goodbye Equestria! WE LOVE YOU!” And with that, I cast the spell for a portal and dragged Shadow through.

The end!

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Not even close ;)