The Paintball Wars

by deli73

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 133

In which Team Cool Ranch has an epic battle against Team Spicy Nachos.

A dare between the royal sisters goes a bit too far, and the Elements of Harmony find themselves caught up in the crossfire… literally.

Making up Team Cool Ranch, we have Princess Luna, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity.
On the other end, in Team Spicy Nachos, there is Princess Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Fluttershy.

Eight ponies. Eight paintball guns. One forest. Only one team can prevail.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-28 21:26:18 UTC

[WIP]

A sophisticated, accented voice crackled out of the walkie-talkie. "Dazzling Diamond to Bouncy Balloon. Are you in position?"

"Affirmative." The pink mare replied into the device, glancing around. "Pointy Prism, are you ready?"

"Who even came up with these names?" Another, much less dignified voice complained.

"Do not ridicule our decisions!" Replied yet another voice. "We shall not allow it!"

"Pointy Prism to Moon Base Alpha. Nopony uses the royal 'we' anymore. Like, ever."

"Moon Base Alpha to Pointy Prism. Kindly shut up."

"This is Dazzling Diamond, again. Perhaps we should cut this argument short; I've spotted enemy troops over the hill."

"Everypony get ready! Prepare your weapons!"

Pinkie Pie held up her paintball gun, staying firmly rooted to the ground within her cover of bushes. Then she saw something moving.