Pinkie grabbed the knife she took from the kitchen....She opened her door....she walked though the hallway.....she went into Mr. and Mrs. Cake's room.. she raised her knife over Mrs. Cake...she slowly lowered it...and cut off Mrs. Cake's bracelet.

Ha, you thought she was gonna kill her, didn't you? You know you were...go ahead and admit it!

Anyways, Pinkie walked downstairs holding the knife and the bracelet in her mouth. She walked to the table where the cake was, after spitting the knife out into the sink where she found it. She put the bracelet in a box. She put the cake on a chair and pulled the chair up to the table. Pinkie lit two candle and put them on the table. She went to Fluttershy's cottage and stole some of her lettuce. When she got back, she made 2 delicious salads. She approached the cake. "We're finally alone, my darling. Although out time toghether is short, I will cherish it forever. Take this, and remember me when you are gone." Pinkie said, handing the box to the cake.

"Oh, Pinkie, I love it!" said the cake, which could apparently talk for some strange unknown reason.

"I knew y---" Pinkie said but was suddenly interrupted when Rainbow Dash came crashing through the ceiling, with Twilicorn following behind, akwardly flying through the hole.

"....And then I, Rainbow Dash, rainbowed a rainbow dash rain-dash dash dash rain dash dash!" Rainbow Dash said, as Twilight nodded her head rapidly, trying to keep up considering how fast Rainbow Dash was speaking.

"...Umm, I was a little busy here....?" Pinkie yelled over Rainbow Dash's constant rainbow-ing.

"Oh, uh, sorry, Pinkie, I was a bit busy rain dash bow dash rain dash dash rain dash bow dash-ing to notice your---uhh--whatever you were rainbow-ing." Rainbow Dash said. "Rain dash dash bow dash-a-dash dashie dash rain dash dash bow dash!" She continued on. Pinkie just kept sitting there, banging her head against the table. Dashie could be VERRRRYYYY annoying sometimes, and her sentences were often dragged out. Pinkie finally gave up and tried to talke with the cake. "So...um how are you doing?" Pinkie tried to say over the loud noise of Dashie's rainbow-ing.

Author's Note

Anyone notice the quite obvious Friendship is Witchcraft reference?