Pinkie Pie Dates A Cake

by Angel_Girl1217

Rating: everyone
Tags: Mr. Cake, Random, Pinkie Pie, Main 6, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other
Length: 973

Pinkie Pie decides she doesn't want to eat a cake--she wants to date it.

Pinkie Pie is in love with a cake. But her friends just won't shut up once in a while.

Published 2014-01-28 01:20:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-28 01:20:06 UTC

Pinkie Pie Executes Her Plan

Pinkie grabbed the knife she took from the kitchen....She opened her door....she walked though the hallway.....she went into Mr. and Mrs. Cake's room.. she raised her knife over Mrs. Cake...she slowly lowered it...and cut off Mrs. Cake's bracelet.

Ha, you thought she was gonna kill her, didn't you? You know you were...go ahead and admit it!

Anyways, Pinkie walked downstairs holding the knife and the bracelet in her mouth. She walked to the table where the cake was, after spitting the knife out into the sink where she found it. She put the bracelet in a box. She put the cake on a chair and pulled the chair up to the table. Pinkie lit two candle and put them on the table. She went to Fluttershy's cottage and stole some of her lettuce. When she got back, she made 2 delicious salads. She approached the cake. "We're finally alone, my darling. Although out time toghether is short, I will cherish it forever. Take this, and remember me when you are gone." Pinkie said, handing the box to the cake.

"Oh, Pinkie, I love it!" said the cake, which could apparently talk for some strange unknown reason.

"I knew y---" Pinkie said but was suddenly interrupted when Rainbow Dash came crashing through the ceiling, with Twilicorn following behind, akwardly flying through the hole.

"....And then I, Rainbow Dash, rainbowed a rainbow dash rain-dash dash dash rain dash dash!" Rainbow Dash said, as Twilight nodded her head rapidly, trying to keep up considering how fast Rainbow Dash was speaking.

"...Umm, I was a little busy here....?" Pinkie yelled over Rainbow Dash's constant rainbow-ing.

"Oh, uh, sorry, Pinkie, I was a bit busy rain dash bow dash rain dash dash rain dash bow dash-ing to notice your---uhh--whatever you were rainbow-ing." Rainbow Dash said. "Rain dash dash bow dash-a-dash dashie dash rain dash dash bow dash!" She continued on. Pinkie just kept sitting there, banging her head against the table. Dashie could be VERRRRYYYY annoying sometimes, and her sentences were often dragged out. Pinkie finally gave up and tried to talke with the cake. "So...um how are you doing?" Pinkie tried to say over the loud noise of Dashie's rainbow-ing.

Author's Note

Anyone notice the quite obvious Friendship is Witchcraft reference?

JUST LET ME DO IT ALREADY!!!

"And then, the rainbow-iest rainbow in all of the rain dash bow dashing land, came the the dash rain dash boom! And everyone was like, 'Woah, Dashie! How'd you do it?' And all Rainbow Dash the Amazing Rain Dash Rainbow Rain Dash Bow Dash did was rainbow a rain dash dashdashraindashbowrainbowdashdashrainbow!" Dashie exclaimed, as the other Elements of Harmony stared in awe at her, exept Pinkie. Wait a second--did I miss something? Oh yeah, how the other ponies got here. I should explain.

So while Dashie was telling The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn her story about...rainbow-ing, or whatever, it just happened to be that Fluttershy had heard someone breaking into her cottage and stealing stuff--which wasn't really a surprise.....I mean, Pinkie's kind of a hard pony to miss. As for Rarity and Applejack, who were having a....nightly strolll...at....uhh....3 o' clock in the morning?--they kind of ran into some trouble, like, this one creepy dude trying to make out with Rarity....and some pony asking if Applejack was single....and then running into Trixie...and having to listen to her story about working on a rock farm for the 57,245th time, they finally needed some rest and came to Sugarcube Corner.

Anyways, Dashie was rain-dashing, The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn was studying of course, Applejack was telling Rarity a story about apples..or something...and Fluttershy was kind of just sitting there being a loner. Pinkie was sitting there trying to enjoy her time with the cake, but before she knew it, the sun was rising. The cake would be taken away in little more than 6 hours. Pinkie needed some quality time with the cake. She was starting to grow angry. Finally, she couldn't take it.

"ALL YOU PONIES BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I GO SUPER SAYAN ON YOU!!!!!!" Pinkie raged. All the ponies stared at her.

"You dare talk to a princess that way, you worthless scum!" The Most Amazing Epic Princess Twilicorn said, her face looking as if Princess Celestia had just slapped her in the face----angry, but in shock.

"Yeah, you no good rain dash bow dasher! Nopony needs you!" Dashie said, whipping her tail. "I'm rain-dashing out of here!" She said, flying away.

"Yeah, me too! Sorry Pinkie. I mean...if you want me to stay..I will..but I...if you...of just forget it..." Fluttershy said, slowly flying away. Applejack and Rarity didn't say anything....they just left.

"Finally some alone time, Cakey." Pinkie said. Finally.....

Pinkie Meets The Cake

"But Mrs.Cake, it looks soooo good!" Pinkie Pie said, staring at the cake and slightly drooling at the sight.

"No, Pinkie!! I already said this cake is for the customers!" Mrs.Cake yelled.

"Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleassssseeeeeeeeee?!?!?!?!?!?" Pinkie Pie whined.

"PINKIE, NO!" Mrs.Cake screamed. Pinkie had an angry look on her face as she trotted upstiars to her bedroom in Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie Pie slumped down onto her bed.

"Stupid Mr. and Mrs. Cake, not letting me just have a teensy-weensy little bite. I just wanted some cake!!!!" Pinkie yelled into her pillow. Pinkie suddenly sat up and her face shined with a sneer. "I have an idea!!!!!" Pinkie whispered herself, careful to make sure she didn't wake up the Cake's baby twins who she adored so much. She waited until Sugarcube Corner had closed. The cake wasn't going to be delivered until tommorrow.

"Pinkie, you should go to bed now! It's getting late!" Mr.Cake called from the hallway.

"Okey Dokey Lokey!" Pinkie yelled to Mr. Cake. Little did they know something was about to go down.