Dear Celestia,
I am still in Ponyville,
and I am bored so,

Dear Celestia,
Rarity annoys me so,
organized chaos,

Dear Celestia
Pinkie Pie is quite crazy,
but at least she's fun,

Dear Celestia,
Applejack can never play,
she works the whole day,

Dear Celestia,
Twilight's still very pretty,
Please ignore that bit,

Dear Celestia,
Rainbow Dash is kind of rude,
very boring too,

Dear Celestia,
Fluttershy is still my friend,
and you are still not,

Dear Celestia,
Notice that these are haikus?
Sincerely, Discord

PS Sunny Butt,
Luckily I am still good,
Very bored but still!

Alright no more haikus, they're to, organized
But anyways, life here is kinda boring,
Canterlot is still worse though.
Did you know Fluttershy has a platypus?
Echidnas are the only other egg laying mammals.
Fluttershy is not able to play with me right meow, ):
Got some cat with allergies.
Hats, lots and lots of hats, why does Rarity have so many hats?
In other news, the CMC (Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo) are great at chaos.
Jumping beans are hopping around Sweet Apple Acres,
Know that it is not my doing.
Lots of boring stuff going on.
Monday, why does it have to be Monday?
No more Mondays, no more Mondays!
Only Twilight would get so upset over a fake spider, except maybe Rarity, I can't sit for a week!
Pinkie Pie's throwing a party, the third one this week!
Quill! Why you have to break? I have to use my own feather! NTS:Pester Flutters to buy more quills.
Rainbow Dash can't beat me in a race! :)
Stone, brrrr stone, I almost got turned into stone again by a cockatrice yesterday!
Tuxedos, why do penguins look like they wear fancy little tuxedos? Oh! Look at me! I'm so fancy!
Uncouth, so apparently I'm uncouth, what does that even mean?
Vultures think I'm dea- CELESTIA HELP ME! IT'S TRYING TO EAT MY LIVER! MY LIVER!!
Why is my liver so delicious? I mean it must be if all these vultures are trying to eat it.
Xylophones, the most chaotic instrument, I invented them! Why do you think they sound so weird?
You have no idea how bored I am.
Zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz time to sleep! Bye!

Author's Note

Yep that's a haiku and the other one's some type of poem, I have to go search the internet, give me a moment, alright it's called an alphabet poem! How utterly un-chaotic!