Letters From Ponyville

Dear Discord,

I hope this letter does not wake you, though you might not be asleep, I do not know of your sleeping habits. Now, remember that prank I mentioned? I came up with a better one, one you can use on my sister, I will give you simple steps, as it is easier for me to describe that way,

Materials,
Paper
Quill
Ink
Way to send paper (Magical teleportation or an envelope)

Step One: At the bottom of the letter write something like, Love, [your name or a fake name], sincerely [your name or a fake name] etc.

Step two: Send to your intended victim and watch as they struggle to figure out what is written.

I know it is short and simple, but Celestia is desperate for letters, your one letter has turned her hunger into starvation! It's fun to watch her on her throne, every few minutes she looks around checking for a letter now. I wish you could see her, you would be laughing your head off! (Knowing you 'laughing your head off' would be literal) I must be off, my sleep is still a bit messed up from my position as a 'honorary scribe'. Hope you can use this prank on many ponies, Canterlot would be much more bearable if you did harmless pranks like this more often.

Have fun,
Luna