Your Human and You: The Wrath of a Human
Unexceptable(edited)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThis chapter is really just how Lenning explaining how the UGF (United Gilbret Federation) is formed and why the humans should be like go.
-CHAPTER 2-
"Stop right there you filthy human!" Yelled Twilight as two royal guards approached Lenning.
"Filthy?" Asked Lenning. "Do I look filthy to you?"
"... No." Answered Rarity. "You actually look good for a human in a metal suit."
"Your compliment has been noted, you will be spared."
"Uh... Thanks?" Replied Rarity.
"You ain't killing anypony today!" Said Rainbow as she quickly flied towards Lenning.
Lenning's reflexes however, were too fast for Rainbow, as she soon found out when he grabed her wing and threw her into the ground.
The guards charged at Lenning as Applejack and Pinkie Pie helped Rainbow Dash back up.
Lenning grabbed the forehooves of one of the guards and flipped him into the air, then he took out his favorite handgun and shot him and another approaching guard in the chest. The remaining guard found his thoughts of astonishment interrupted by a knife stuck in
his forehead.
"Well that wasn't very nice." Said Lenning as he got back up and picked up his CSXM8.
"HALT WHERE YOU STAND." Yelled a loud voice.
Everybody turned around and saw Princess Celestia sorrounded by a small squad of guards..
"Is anypony hurt?" Asked Celestia.
"Yes!" Said Fluttershy, crying her eyes out. "This meany human broke Thunderlane and Rainbow Dash's wings!"
"And these stallions are, umm.... dead..." Added Spike, almost vomiting from the gory sight.
Princess Celestia slowly raised her head to look at Lenning.
"You foul beast! What would drive you to harm and terminate innocent lives?!"
"Said the talking unicorn-pegasus hybrid that enslaves innocent men and woman for farm work and sex." Replied lenning, venom seething from his very words.
"... You talked." Said Celestia astonished, she wasn't actually expecting a answer.
"Yeah, don't all humans speak a language of some sort?"
"No!" Said Twilight in the back "Humans are just dumb animals! How would they talk?!"
"Well sorry to break it to ya, but I'm no mere animal."
"I can see that..." Said Celesta.
"Just for the record, you're lucky I still haven't gone on a genocidal rampage. Enslaving my people? Not. Fucking. Cool!"
"So?" Questioned Applejack. "They make our lives much easier!"
Lenning approached Applejack and squatted lightly so they were eye to eye
"Does this face look like the face of one who gives a fuck?"
"We provide them with shelter and protection from the gryphons! They eat humans for meals and turn human flesh into burgers and steak!"
"... I'll be there soon then, but don't try to change the subject! About 150 years ago my people used to enslave black humans simply because they were different. Eventually a fight broke out amongst those who thought black men and women were people, and those
who thought they were animals. The equal rights side of the scuffle won, proving that those who enslaved and oppressed were
nothing but maggots, crawling in the pile of shit that they themselves tried to squash underfoot!.
"And how does this relate to us?" Asked Applejack.
"..... You" He said, pointing a finger at her "Are no different."
Celestia looked at Lenning and then back at the ponies around her.
"You... are a guard, right?" Asked Celestia.
"A captain, to be precise." Responded Lenning.
"Would you protect your people, even if it required doing something you would regret?"
"Of course, that's what soldiers do."
"Then I'm sorry for doing this, I do it for my.people."
Before Lenning could ask anymore questions, a magic bolt shot out of Celestia's horn and knocked Lenning out cold..
"Take him into the Canterlot dungeons! And make sure he doesn't get out." Said Celestia to her guards as they dragged away
Lenning's body into the carriage they came in.
"My little ponies." Said Celestia to Twilight and her friends.
"Yes Princess?"
"Pack your things, were going to Canterlot."
Author's Note
Yup another chapter.
Hoping chapter 1 is done editing soon. I might PM my editor soon.
Please do what you readers do best.
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