Spike and the Mane-iac
Origins of the Mane-iac (Edited)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterSpike and the Mane-iac woke up the next morning. As usual, the Mane-iac woke up first, and Spike was still resting. She used her tendrils to gently rub him to wake the baby dragon up. As ever, Spike woke up with a soft yawn.
"Good morning, Mane-iac." said the baby dragon a little groggy..
"Good Morning, Spikey-poo." said the Mane-iac in his ear. "Did you sleep well?"
"Mm-hmm." said the baby dragon, rubbing his eyes.
"Good." said the Mane-iac.
"I was just thinking about something in my dream." Said Spike
The Mane-iac raised her eyebrow with curiosity, and a sly looking grin on her face "About what, Spike?" She asked him softly.
I don't mean to offend you, but...Is it okay if I come with you and your hench-ponies to commit a crime?" Asked the baby dragon.
The Mane-iac was quite surprised by what the baby dragon just asked her, but she said "Of course you can, Spike." Tenderly. "But the question is: Why do you want to commit a crime with us?"
"Well....I don't want to actually commit a sin, or a crime, but I just want to keep myself from getting bored around here." Spike blushed at what he just said to his new close friend. "N...no offense." he said sheepishly.
"Oh, it's okay, baby." Said the Mane-iac. "I understand, and I promise myself to keep you happy, and entertained, no matter what."
Spike smiled at what she just said. "Good" he said in relief.
"I'm going to take a shower." said the Mane-iac, going to her bathroom.
Spike got a wide look on his face, and stopped her. "W...wait."
The Mane-iac stopped in concern, and looked back at him. "What's wrong, Spike?" she asked him.
"I...I was wondering if..."
"Yes? Asked the Mane-iac.
"If I take a shower with you?" exclaimed Spike while covering his mouth after what just said.
The Mane-iac smiled warmly, and said "Why of course you can take a shower with me, sweetie." She bent her head sown, and kissed the baby dragon on his forehead.
"Thanks." said Spike, with his cheeks blushing heavily. "So, where's your bathroom?" he asked with curiosity
"It's on the other side of the building, sweetie. And it's a big bathroom, because i want it to fit my beautiful mane, and tail." said the Mane-iac. "It's the smaller counterpart of the building right next to this one, in case you haven't noticed."
"Touche. Point well taken." said Spike pointing his pointers at her remark.
The Mane-iac giggled, and knelt down so Spike can get on her. "Mind if I carry you, dear?" she asked softly.
"Of course not." said the baby dragon kindly. He climbed on board the Mane-iac's back, and she went to her gigantic bathroom. On her way there, there double doors that were a little bigger than the other doors, but smaller than the garage door. The Mane-iac opened it, and there it was: The Mane-iac's bathroom. It was like a community bath, and it had a large pool in the center of it, and a large shower right next to it. There was also a steam room at the far end of the building. The walls, like the Mane-iac bedroom, were green like her mane and tail, and unlike the bedroom, there were waves of purple flames in the middle of the walls. In the shower, the shower head was a larger than an average one, and it was as big as a monster truck tire. Spike looked around with awe, and excitement. "This is so cool!" he exclaimed
"I knew you would love it." said the Mane-iac. "Just let me get the water on in the shower, and take my suit off."
Spike's heart bounced when he heard what she said about her suit. The Mane-iac walked over to the shower handle, turned it, and the large shower head sprayed a large amount of water. After that, she took off her purple, black, and yellow suit, revealing her beautiful, naked body. Spike's manhood became hard again.
The unhinged mare saw his manhood rising again, and giggled. "Do you like what you see?" she said in a seductive tone.
Spike crossed his arms on his back, with his cheeks crimson bright red. "Well...I, I, I, I I don't know what to say." he said looking a different direction in embarrassment.
The Mane-iac giggled again, and slowly walked up to the baby dragon, with a seductive look on her face. The closer she got to the baby dragon, the more he looked shy and timid around her. At this, the Mane-iac slowly picked him up and put him on her naked back. After that, she hopped in the shower, and relaxed herself in the warm water while putting the baby dragon down. After a while, Spike was enjoying the water and sat down on the shower floor, both him and the Mane-iac sighing blissfully in the warm, falling waters.
The Mane-iac grabbed her soap, and scrubbed it all over herself with her tendrils. "I'm gonna clean you know, Spike." she said.
"Okay." said Spike. The Mane-iac now scrubbed her soap all over Spike's body, and even got under his armpits. "Hehe. hey that tickles." giggles Spike
"Almost done." said the Mane-iac. After she scrubbed the baby dragon's tail, and under her feet, she was all done. After that, she grabbed a couple of shampoo bottles, and used one squirt from each of them. She used her tendrils to scrub each parts of her mane, and tail while Spike began to enjoy the waters of the shower.
After a few minutes, the Mane-iac rinsed her mane and tail from the shampoo. A few minutes later, she turned off the waters, and got out of the shower, with Spike getting out afterwards.
"Did you like that shower?" said the Mane-iac.
"Yeah! That felt good." replied the baby dragon.
"Good." said The Mane-iac while she put her suit back on.
"Mane-iac?" said the baby dragon.
"Yes, Spikey-poo?" asked the Mane-iac
"Can you tell me what you were like, you know...before you turned into this? no offense." he asked sheepishly
The Mane-iac smiled, and said "Of course, but we will talk in my room."
"Alright, let's go." at this, Spike was gently picked up by the Mane-iac's tendrils. the Mane-iac, with Spike on her back, walked back to her room. She closed the bedroom door behind her, and laid down on her bed, with Spike on her lap.
"I wasn't a very rich feeling, but I did have a lot of friends when I was at school, because of my talents for mane and tail designing." she said to the baby dragon. "I discovered my talent, and my cutie mark was a hairbrush with with a bottle of soap, with bubbles on the bottom of it. When I became an adult I own this factory that creates shampoos, gels, and other things that have to do with hairstyles. But, one day, I had an...'accident'. I fell off one of the platforms, and after that I fell into a pool of gel, and unexpectedly, a power line feel into the pool with me, and that's how I became this." her face began to become sad, but she had an evil grin on her face, baring her teeth "But. that's all behind me now, cause I love being evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" she cackled.
Spike became scared and backed away from her on her bed.
The Man-iac saw this, and said "Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you."
"no, no, it's fine. Besides, I think you look beautiful in this."
The Mane-iac was touched and said "Oh, why thank you, Spikey-Whikey." She pulled out a picture from her nightstand, and said "Would you like to see me before i look like this?"
Spike had a smile on his face, and said "Yes, Please.
"Well then Here you are." she said while giving Spike her picture

Spike could hardly believed what he saw, and he thought how beautiful the Mane-iac looked before she turned into a psycho, but he thought to himself "What are you thinking, Spike? the Mane-iac still looks beautiful, I mean, She may be evil, but she loves me."
"So...what do you think?" asked the unhinged mare.
"I think you looked beautiful, but You look even more beautiful like this." said Spike
"Aw, that's sweet." said the Mane-iac. She gave Spike another kiss on his forehead.
Spike thought of what crime the Mane-iac and her hench-ponies are going to commit tonight. "Hey, Mane-iac?" he asked
"Yes?"
"What crime are we going to commit tonight?"
"HAHAHA! I'm glad you asked! We are going to steal the green diamond in the Maretropolis Museum by midnight."
"Do I have to commit a crime, like hurting or killing security guards?" he asked
"Oh no, Sweetie! You can just watch us do what we do best." replied the Mane-iac.
"Oh, good." said the baby dragon relieved. "So, what's so special about this green diamond?"
"It is about one billion dollars, and if i trade it with the largest crime wave in all of Maretropolis, then I will be the richest mare in all of the city! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Right, well...It's almost midnight, and we should probably tell your stallions to get ready for the heist." Spike reminded
"Right then, get the gadgets, and the bag while I tell my hench-ponies that it's time for the big heist." said the Mane-iac
"Alright then." said Spike. At this, the Mane-iac exited the door to tell her hench-ponies that it's time while Spike collected as much needed materials as possible.
Maretropolis Museum: Midnight

The Mane-iac, Spike, and all of her hench-ponies were on top of the roof of the Maretropolis museum, looking down through the rooftop window. There was the green diamons, right below them, and just like the Mane-iac expected, there was security. Lasers, guards, a large glass case that surrounded the diamond.
"How are we going to get pass all of that?" Asked the baby dragon.
"hahaha! simple, really." she turned to Hair Stylish and said "Are all of the security cameras disabled?"
"Yes, mistress." the hench-pony replied
"Good." she turned to Spike. "Here's what we are going to do: when the four guards leave their posts, then that's where I come in. I quietly go down there, and I replace the real green diamond with this fake one." she said, showing the fake green diamond in front of Spike.
"Sounds like a good plan." said the baby dragon.
Everypony waited a few minutes for the guards to leave their posts, and after five long minutes, the guards finally left their posts to watch "GUARDS" on TV in the camera room.
"Finally!" said the Mane-iac. "Now I can get that diamond!" Before she can get down there, she was stopped by Spike.
"Wait." he said to her
"What's the matter?" the Mane-iac asked
"Can I...come with you?"
"Of course you can come, just please don't mess this up." said the Mane-iac softly. At this, she grabbed Spike with a tendril and wrapped him up in a cocoon. "By the way, please keep it quiet. We don't want to attract the guards attention." she whispered to his ear.
"I know, I know." said Spike. At this she gently climbed down the museum with her mane and tail. She placed Spike on her back, and she quietly tip-toed to the case where the green diamond is. She stopped, and looked around left and right to see any guards suspecting her and the baby dragon trying to steal the most priceless artifact in all of Maretropolis, and it's history.
"Clear." said the Mane-iac, who was done looking around to see if it was safe. She kept tip-toeing to the the diamond, and finally, they reached the diamond. The two had a good long look at the diamond, and it was the most beautiful gem that they had ever seen, and it was an enormous size, just the size of a stallions foot. Spike looked at it with hunger in his eyes, just wanting to eat the green diamond so badly.

"Now I just replace it with this one, and We go home." the Mane-iac whispered. Quietly, she used two tendrils to open the glass case. Swiftly placed the fake diamond to replace the real one. She closed her eyes, waiting for an alarm, fortunately, there was no alarm that went off. The Mane-iac wrapped Spike in his cocoon again, and she went up the roof of the museum.
"you got it!" exclaimed Hair Stylish quietly.
Back at the Mane-iac's hideout
"YES! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!! I finally have it! The green diamond is mine! MWAHAHAHAHA!" aid the Mane-iac proudly.
"We are gonna be rich!" exclaimed Hair stylish
"Yeah!" exclaimed the Hench-ponies in unison
Spike however looked down in sadness. The Mane-iac saw his face, and gently lifted his chin with her hoof. "What's wrong, Spikey-Whikey? You should be happy that you didn't commit any crime at all."
"I know, I know. I...I just wish that I can eat that gem." said Spike, giving out a sad sigh
"I didn't know that dragons eat gems." said the Mane-iac.
Spike thought to himself. "Oh yeah, I forgot that dragons are not in this world but, Humdrum."
"Yeah, we do." said the baby dragon. :So if you're going to trade it for money then I understand."
The Mane-iac was thinking of what hr decision should be, but finally she said "You can have it, Spike."
"R...really?" said Spike with absolute surprise
"Sure." replied the Mane-iac
"But...What about your hench-ponies, what if they don't like the idea?" he asked
"Don't worry Spike, we're alright with her decision." said Hair Stylish. "Am I right, boys?" he said to his comrades
"Yeah!" they all said in unison.
Spike grew a smile on his face, and said "Well...thanks, Mane-iac, I...I don't know what to say, but...Don't you want to be rich?"
"Of course I want to be rich, Spike." she said. "But it means more to me to see you happy, than me being rich. consider this as a gift of love, dear." She knelt down and gave Spike a kiss on his cheek. After that, she gave out a yawn.
"You tired?" asked Spike teasingly.
"Yes." said the Mane-iac
"We should probably get some rest then." the baby dragon reminded,
"Good Idea."
A few minutes later, in the Mane-iac's bedroom, Spike ate his diamond and said with his mouth full "This is delicious."
"Glad you like it, Spike." said the Mane-iac. She grabbed Spike, and tucked him in. "So...are you not bored anymore?" she asked him.
"Nope, I feel better already." Spike replied.
"Good. I will always try everything to make you happy you know."
"I know." at this The Mane-iac pulled Spike to her face, and locked lips with him. She and Spike made out for 15 seconds, and they broke their kiss.
"Good night, sweetie." said the Mane-iac
"Good night." replied Spike. As soon as the light went out they fell asleep, with Spike in the Mane-iac's arms like a stuffed animal.
Author's Note
I hope I'm not being too illogical, or off topic, but I was thinking that the Mane-iac would have a larger shower for her really long mane and tail. What will happen next, will Twilight, Fluttershy and her friends bring Spike out? Will they see their baby dragon friend again? find out on the next chapter.
BTW: GUARDS is a parody of the TV show COPS
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