Discord makes a Spilight

by Jet Lignite

Rating: everyone
Tags: Twilight Sparkle, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Princess Cadance, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1052

When Discord finds himself bored he does things like meddle in others affairs for his own entertaiment. What happens when Twilight and Spike become his new source of interest? The answer...

Discord becomes bored and is itching to cause some mischief. He takes notice of Twilight and Spike being cooped up in the library as usual. Discord loves to mess with the duo in his spare time, by that I mean all the time since he can't go on a full scale chaos parade like before. After reading an unpublished article on his favorite victims friends he decides to have a little fun with them. However, Discord finds that his little scheme might be the very answer he has been looking for to satisfy his boredom.

Published 2015-01-03 19:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-03 19:50:03 UTC

The Chaotic Idea!

Once again things have gotten boring in this land of ponies.

The weather was normal

Lame

The kingdom was prospering

Boring

Crime has been at an all time low

Whatever

The Crystal Empire will be hosting the Equestria Games

Note to self: send gummy circus bears stacked on one unicycle during the national anthem. hehe.

The Winter Moon Celebration in Canterlot will have honored guests Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Prince Shining Armor, The Bearers of The Elements of Harmony and Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Oh how delightful! My favorite little ponies together in a public area during a major event.

Discord looked away from the news paper sighed in content. Thinking of how to make this one celebration no one would ever forget. Maybe he could put some parasprites in one of Rarity's saddle bag. Perhaps he could turn all the princess's shoes into jelly filled donuts again. He wanted to save the whoopee cushion for Celestia's throne, but he could also replace the regular cushions in the dinning hall as well. Also, making it rain multi-colored bouncy balls would be hilarious, especially when the guards scrambled to comprehend the situation.

But alas that would be months from now and Discord really needed some chaos.

"It's so boring" Discord threw the news paper which scattered in all directions and went off like fireworks. Instead of a boom, they went off with a belch.

"Why in the world do I have to do everything around here. I mean really, you would think some ponies could cause something hilarious on their own, but noooooooo. They just have to be so serious, so uptight, so prideful and narcissistic. Never learning how to unwind and let everything spiral out of their control. If anything I am a saint for bringing life to their dull lives." Discord ranted as he paced on his fudge covered cotton candy cloud. Hovering high above Ponyville, Discord eyed all the unsuspecting citizens through a telescope.

Pinkie was babysitting the twins yet again. Lovely Fluttershy was reading a story to some gophers. Rarity was working on some orders  for her clients, a lot from the looks of it. Applejack still has not returned from her family get together in appleoosa.

"Well as much as I would love to show these ponies a fun time, I think I know the one who could use some Vitamine D-scord." Discord directed his sights on the quite library of the town. "I wonder what our Princess of magic is up to this time" Discord adjusted the lens, zooming in to get a better look as to what may be going on inside.

What he saw was truly a disappointment. Princess Twilight Sparkle was sitting and reading a book again. No experiments comically going wrong. No freaking out over some assignment or thinking irrationally. No disarray or ridiculousness.

Just sitting on the floor...

Reading...

...and nothing else.

...

"What is wrong with everypony!"

Discord shouted in exasperation and flopped back on his cloud. "Why can't someone do something interesting for a change?" Discord snapped his eagle fingers and another news paper appeared. "This Gabby Gums stuff was so much more amusing than this. It warms my heart to know that three fillies could cause so much chaos in a few days." Discord knew these fillies had that kind of potential, after all they did release him.

As Discord looked through the articles of everypony in town, he began to laugh.

"Snips and Snails in Bubblegum Veils!!"

"Pound and Pumpkin Cake Trip to the Store Ends in Tears."

"Mayor Not Naturally Gray!"

"Pinkie Pie is an Out-of-Control Party Animal!"

"Applejack Asleep on the Job!"

"Big McIntosh – What's He Hiding?"

"Rainbow Dash: Speed Demon or Super Softie?"

"The Drama-Queen Diaries!"

"Fluttershy Has Tail Extensions!" ...Okay, maybe that was a little mean." Discord conceded.

"Twilight Sparkle: I Was a Canterlot Snob. A well-placed scaly source close to the prissy pony says Twilight Sparkle thinks Ponyville is nothing but muddy roads and low-class rubes.""Oh hohohoho! That was too perfect!" Discord could only imagine how Twilight would have handled that one.

"Celestia Just Like Us!" Discord lost it there and broke out in hysterical laughter only a madman could appreciate.

When Discord finally composed himself, he resumed looking over more articles. Another box appeared, labeled "Unpublished". This one contained stories that never published due to Gabby Gums abrupt end. Discord looked through its contents, carelessly tossing aside nothing of interest.

"Let's see now. "Time Lord in Ponyville?" Nah. "The Lame and Not So Powerful Magician?" To predictable. "Dark Side of the Moon Princess?" It's going in the right direction, but lets see something more juicy, scandalous. I need something, something- Oh hello!"

Discord reached into the piles of papers and pulled out one inches from his nose. As he hastily looked through its contents his smug smirk widened. His eyebrows rows until they were out of camera shot and his eyes were the size of saucers.

It was so wonderfully inconseavable. It made sense yet at the same time seemed so... comically unlikly.  (sniff) It was even grape scented. This has to be the greatest scoop in existence!

Discord had found the motherload of all things funny, interesting, outlandish, and just down right-

"Awesome!"

Discord was snapped out of his thoughts by a certain scaly citizen from far below. The paper flew out of his loosened grip and nearly fell over the edge had he not lounged after it. Signing in relief Discord looked to see Spike eltated in aquirring what appeard to be a comic book.

"Seriously, Twilight is passing her bad habits to Spike now? Has the world gone mad?"

Discord watched as Spike merrily made his way to the library. Then Discord looked to the artile in his grasp then back at the library. Then back to the article then the library, then back to the article then the library, then back to the article then the library, then back to the article then the library, the article, the library, the article, the library, the article, the library-!

Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Discord had a wonderfully awful idea...

With a snap of his eagle talon, he conjured up a quill and scroll.

Schedule:

-Turn the moon into cheese.

-Mess with Twilight and Spike.