Fluttershy was just sitting on her couch, twiddling her dick in frustration.
"Arrg when is a big sexy fucking huge cocked walrus gunna come down from heaven and fuck my tight cunt?" She asked Angel angrily.
"Yolo swag" Angel retorted.
"Aye fuck you too ya gaydo." Fluttershy threw a, still vibrating, dildo at him, killing him instantly. Fluttershy sighed.
"The worst part is cleaning them up lol" She sent a picture of a dead Angel half up her vagina on Snapchat. And at that very moment something very curious took place at Fluttershy's usually peaceful cottage. A small sprout managed to break through her flooring; the sprout eventually unfurled at the end, revealing a small bean.
"Lol just like my clit." She said to no one in particular. She decided she was going to act in character for a couple of seconds.
"O-oh you poor thing! You must be parched! I'll go get you some water little guy!" Running quickly to retrieve a few drops of water she returned to it and sprinkled some on it.
"There you go little guy now you'll get big and strong for sure!" Right then something really peculiar happened, the sprout shifted and sprung, twisted and rung, it grew into a full scale Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
"Who you callin' little?" The black science man said very sexually.
"Aw for fucks sake Celestia I asked for a walrus you cunt! Fuck it yolo!" She jumped on the man and started grinding up against him. He threw her of of him using his black scientist powers.
"I'm not gonna fuck a fucking horsey what the fuck you stupid bitch! Only some kind of sick twisted monster of a man would commit such an atrocity!" He then stopped as if realizing something. He then looked at you, the reader of this story. His eyes piercing your very soul. He shook his head, each time it sent a wave of pain through your head. He then dissolved into an armada of butterflies, all of which escaping out of a open window and flying straight for the sun, never to be seen again.
"And now he's part of the Universe again amen" She said. To say Fluttershy was disappointed was an understatement, she's never fucked a scientist before(This story is set where Fluttershy and Twilight never fucked in S1 Ep 17, the Japanese version).
She saw a Buddha statue on her counter, she was about to take a picture of her shoving it up her anus for the controversy but decided to pray to it instead.
"Oh mighty Buddha in da sky deliver upon me a real man to show me what a good time is!" Right at this moment the entire house began shaking violently, causing various plates and pans to fall from there places. Fluttershy's once quaint cottage was now the home of one of the most destructive symphonies ever heard. Then a huge, masculine pony crashed through the foliage that made the structure's roof and landed onto the poor mare.
"Ouch bitch get off'a me!" Fluttershy shouted angrily at the intruder, until she noticed that it was Bulk Biceps or whatever the fuck his name was lol.
"O-oh hi!" Fluttershy's personality suddenly took a massive u-turn as she always thought this stallion would have a big d.
"O-oh hey Fluttershy." He said back, it was obvious that they both couldn't be arsed with the formalities as she knew Bulk only wanted her tight cunt. Suddenly their tongues where both wrestling each other. But Fluttershy wasn't really into foreplay. Pushing the large poneh off of herself and onto his back.
She began licking down his torso until suddenly noticing something.
"Lol wtf it's like a knub lol" Said Fluttershy half laughing.
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" replied Bulk Biceps.
"I cunt resitst ur sexy talk lolsies" Fluttershy was almost swooning at the flirt but she was a whore and couldn't feel anything lol. She started liking the lil guy.
"I'm going to pretend it's big, is that ok?" Said Fluttershy.
"k" Bulk moaned out slightly.
"Oh miene god this es leik da Grand Fuhrer of cocks!!!!! :()" Fluttershy used lies to make hem cum faster(but not too fast cause she wanted some dick in her) she continued sucking on his pelvis/penis until he cummed all over Fluttershy's face. She was almost drowning in it, the nub kept pulsating and shoveling out more semens.
"wtf niggar why you cum so fast!?" Fluttershy asked angrilly.
"Cause I was a virgin, you where my first and now I love you, marry me?" Bulk said with tears in his eyes.
"Lul no bai" Fluttershy vaporized the big horsey into dust.
At this moment Fluttershy's cottage started to rumble for the 2nd time that day. This time her entire house collapsed around her, looking up she could see a massive spaceship floating above her. A hole opened at the bottom of the craft and Fluttershag floated up because of tractor beamz. She was then knocked out cold....
She woke up in the middle of a dark room, the floor was made out of an extremely strange metal, it was cold.
"H-hello?" She asked the darkness around her.
"Do you know why you're here?" replied a loud voice that seemed to emit from all directions.
"W-who? What? W-where? W-w-where are you?" Fluttershy asked, trying to keep her composure as best she could.
"Look up young one" Fluttershy looked up until her eyes landed on one of the most beautiful things she has ever seen in her life.
"Buddha?" On the ceiling was a huge golden buddha statue. "What do you want with me?"
"I'm here to fulfill your wish!" He said with a wink. When she looked down she appeared to be in a sleazy motel room, there was a ring at the door.
"O-oh um, I'll be right there!" She ran for the door, opening it revealed three large walruses.
"Uhm es dis da room of Fluttershy?" Asked one of the Walruses.
"Uh yes!" She said excitedly. "Thank you buddha" she whispered to sky before letting in the trio of walri.
Fin
