Author's Note

Greetings! My clop is at best, awkward and stiff, and at worst, a total turnoff. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

This interrupts the throne room scene during The Return of Harmony. *HUMANIZED*

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That's My No No Square! (Pinkie Pie)

"And my personal favorite, Laughter!" Discord giggled as Pinkie Pie laughed.

Pinkie Pie saw no downsides to chaos reigning in Equestria, after all, what could be better than chocolate milk rain? She didn't want to fight Discord either. He seemed like a nice, funny magician. What's more fun than magic acts? Except for Trixie's magic acts of course. Those weren't fun.

"So, Pinks, why don't you come with me, and I'll give you all the cotton candy and chocolate milk you want," Discord said slyly. He figured Pinkie would be the easiest to lure away from the other elements. They wouldn't be able to defeat him and turn him into that awful statue again, if they were missing an element.

"Chocolate milk?! Let me get my slurpy straw!" Pinkie exclaimed skipping up to him in glee. Discord grabbed Pinkie's curly hair and disappeared in a poof, before anyone in the court room could stop him. The disappearance caused panic in the court room and Celestia hurriedly sent guards to look in the city and around the castle grounds for the missing crook and his unassuming victim. Her friends raced of to help search the castle grounds, worrying and near tears.

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Discord and Pinkie reappeared with a poof of purple smoke in a dank, dark dungeon of the Canterlot Castle. There were rusted out chains on the on the moldy, grey, brick walls, and a moth eaten mattress in the corner. Celestia's sun filtered in through a small barred window near the ceiling. Discord dropped Pinkie onto the dirt floor and snapped his fingers. A rope appeared out of thin air and, upon another snap of his fingers, tied Pinkie's wrists together.

"Umm... Dissy? Is this some sort of game? When do I get my chocolate milk?" Pinkie asked, oblivious to Discord's true intent, as she lay on the floor, completely vulnerable.

Discord chuckled darkly, "Yes, Pinkie Pie, this is my favorite game." He knelt down and straddled the helpless girl, who grinned at him, trying to understand this new game. Discord grabbed Pinkie's fuchsia shirt and ripped it off of her, grinning in triumph as her voluptuous and milky pale breasts came into view, held by a lacy, rose colored bra. He dropped her tattered shirt and proceeded to rip off her bra as well. He reached down and of fondled her beautiful breasts.

"Discord? You shouldn't touch there. That's my no-no square!" Pinkie gasped, blushing as he tugged on her nipples. Her grin had faded to be replaced by a nervous look in her innocent blue eyes. She tried to push his hands away but with her wrists bound, and her weak arms, she was no match for his godly strength.

Discord ignored her and twisted her nipples sharply as punishment and as a warning, causing her to gasp. He slapped her breasts causing them to bounce. She whimpered as each slap produced a sharp sting, followed by hotness. Her squirming was a minor irritation, but easily handled with a bit of pain. Discord squeezed her soft fleshy mounds and reveled in how perfect her breasts were. It was nice to be getting some action after being frozen in stone for so long.

"I don't like this game. I don't think we should play anymore." Pinkie whimpered as her hair began to deflate from its usual bouncy state.

"This is my game, Pinkie. You aren't a player, you're a piece, so you don't have a choice in the matter," Discord growled. He quickly grew bored of her breasts, and moved to pull down her jeans. He pulled them off her in a quick tug causing her to squeal in surprise. Discord discarded her jeans and focused on her panties. Pinkie was wearing a pink thong, which discord ripped off easily. He tossed it to the side and leaned down to examine her hairless pussy. It was perfect in every way. He grinned and pulled off his shirt. This was going to be more fun than he had thought. He tossed his shirt to the side and quickly undid his pants and tossed them to the side. He forced her thin legs apart, and roughly rubbed her slit. She squirmed and he held her down, while putting more pressure on her lips. He flicked and tugged on her clit, trying to get her wet, to make what was going to happen next easier on both of them.

"This isn't fun anymore. I want to go home!" Pinkie whimpered. Her pink hair was completely flat and tears were falling out of her baby blue eyes.

Discord simply laughed and forced her legs even farther apart, holding them to her chest. He carefully spat on the head of his cock and grinned at Pinkie's fearful expression. He then lined his cock up, and pushed into her pussy, before being met with some resistance. When he realized she was a virgin, he grabbed her face, forcing her to look at him.

"Look into my eyes as I take your innocence." He chuckled darkly. Without hesitation, he thrust his dick into her. She screamed in pain, and tears began to flow freely. Discord looked down to see a thin rivulet of blood run down his cock. He grinned in satisfaction, as he filled Pinkie for her first time. He held her legs down and began to ram into her, grunting with each thrust. Pinkie winced with each hard thrust. Discord hard taken no care to be gentle, only caring for his own pleasure, despite the fact that Pinkie had been a virgin. Pinkie slowly began to find it more pleasurable as her pussy stretched to accommodate his width, and the pain began to fade. She tried to fight the pleasure, she knew this was wrong. She still want exactly sure what was happening, but she knew it shouldn't. E happening. It began to feel good and Pinkie tried to hold back her moans but was unable to do so for long. As she began to moan, Discord grinned. Everything was going according to plan. He watched as, starting with her pussy, Pinkie's body slowly began to turn grey. Her entire attitude towards the situation changed. She began to moan loudly, as a whore would, begging to be fucked. Discord pounded into her, acknowledging her requests to be used. He began to feel close to cumming as his balls tightened. Discord groaned and pulled out, grabbing her head, pulling her to her knees and shoving his cock into her mouth.

"So, how about that chocolate milk?" He asked the grey Pinkie Pie. He threw back his head and came chocolate milk down her throat groaning as he came for the first time in centuries. Being encased in stone had given him serious blue balls, and it seemed like he came at least a gallon of chocolate milk.

Pinkie pulled his cock out of her mouth and said, "Chocolate milk? I hate chocolate milk!"