A Dash of [Sexual Term]

Dear Rarity,

Let's fuck.

-AJ

Dear Applejack,

Darling, please abstain from such vulgarity. You know I'm a lady of class.

Your sophisticated friend,

Rarity

Dear Rarity,

When you're done jumping my bones, I'll bake pie.

-AJ

Dear Applejack,

Take me.

Rarity