Author's Note

This is just a fun chapter I needed to indulge in. Enjoy!

Chapter One(Abridged)

Tales Abridged.

Palpatine: We need more things. Go to space!

Troopers: ‘Kay

Hunter: We found space!

Blazer: Will I survive beyond five minutes?

Hunter: Nah bitch.

Luna: I’m going to celebrate your rule with rocks!

Twilight: I’m a little concerned about the responsibilities-

Luna: LOOK AT THE ROCKS!

*Blazer sucked out into space.

Hunter: He was still cooler than Jar-Jar.

*Crashes

Hunter: I’m on a planet now! Look! Cattle!

Twilight,Applejack&Fluttershy: Hey.

Hunter: Oh no! Wolves!

Applejack: They’re harmless.

Rita Repulsa: Oh yeah? Make that dingo GROOOOW!

Applejack: Ah shit.

Hunter: Perhaps I can use electroshock therapy to-

Fluttershy: BURN THE BITCH!

Hunter: I haven’t been here for five minutes and I know that you’re out of character.

Twilight: Wolf is dead. Now you.

Hunter: You might start war.

Celestia: I got here fast. No fighting.

Hunter: ‘Kay

Twilight: Whatevs.

Celestia: Now that that’s settled. Let’s talk with Yoda.

Yoda: Guard them you should. Celestia is hot!

Dinky: And I’m here too! Teach me stuff!

Yoda: Later.

Dinky: Aww. Hunter, teach me stuff!

Hunter: Nah.

Dinky: Aww.

Ditsy: I’m out of character in everything. But I don’t have a set character, so we’re good.

Twilight: Should we do hijinks?

Hunter: Sure.

Bob: Please state the nature of the medical emergency. Did I cut you? I did that once.

Hunter: No one saw 2001 A Space Odyssey, so we’re good.

Crusaders: We’re going to steal this walker!

Walker: Or maybe you learn your lesson after countless episodes!

Crusaders: NEVER!

Celestia: Hunter, there’s a thing out in the sand place. Check it.

Hunter: At the sand place!

Dinky: I’ve learned more about stuff!

Ditsy: Why am I here?

Hunter: Hey look, a droid.

T9: Beep.

Hunter: You run this place?

T9: Beep.

Hunter: You got things for me?

T9: Beep.

Hunter: And you want to come with us?

T9: Beep.

Hunter: I don’t think that anatomically possible.

Discord: And I’m here too. No one has guessed why yet.

Hunter: Is it because you’re ugly?

Dinky: It’s because I know stuff.

Discord: STUFF!

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