Snapping

by Wubsie Waffals

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Sad, Tragedy, Random
Length: 464

Kaylan is unhappy with his life, his nagging wife, immature daughter, his wife's ANNOYING best friend, and his mother wanting another grandchild, but all of that changes when he goes to apply for a job at the Rainbow Factory

Kaylan Windyroo, a very miserable Pegasus, is very unhappy with his life, his wife, Icess always bosses him around, His daughter, Dash treats her puppy dog, Ganya better than him, and his mother always hinting she wants another grandfoal whenever they have a conversation. And his wife's best friend, Choc, hates him, because of the lies Icess has put in her head, But when he is looking at Eqeustria Daily, he finds a little ad that says "HELP WANTED!" At a company called Cloudsdale Weather Factory

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-01-30 01:25:33 UTC

1.

As I awoke, I was greeted by two sparkling maroon eyes,"Oi! I told you to get up and clean the dishes thirty-two minutes ago! Boy ya better get up now! Dash is gonna be late again! I should have listened to my ma, and not married you, you lazy inbred!" I really wish she wouldn't verbally abuse me, I sighed and got out of bed, "About time you got up, Sleeping Ugly." She scoffed,"Good one, Icess, Sleeping Ugly!" I regret those four years back when i met her and her daughter at the fair, she seemed like a nice mare, and her filly, as heavenly angelic as a newborn foal. But the present is different. Way different.

I sighed, and hurried up preening my wings, but not without Icess's unwanted commentary about be being a "Princess" about my wings. I can't help that I was the only one in this household who keeps up on their personal hygiene. I silently chuckled at Icess's uneven wings, but I did not dare do it out loud. Things would not end well if I did.

I made my way downstairs, only to be slapped by Dash, my stepfilly,"Daddy! Daddy!!  I'm late because of you, Now Diamond Tiara is going to think I'm uncool!" If Dash would not tattle to her mom, I swear to Celestia, I would smack her right now."OI! Hello!! Are you even listening to me?" She scrunched up her little snout, making her purple muzzle look like a tiny eggplant.

I quickly got out of my trance," Yes, come on lets go." For the last five weeks, I have been taking her to school, while Icess "Looks for a job" I knew damn well she was just chatting with that bitch, Choc. She was just so stuck up, and always looked me in the eye with disgust. It was sad, she could have been my friend if Icess didn't lie to her that i was a terrible husband.

I walked Dash to school, and she walked over to Diamond Tiara, and they started to bully this curly haired filly with purple glasses. I quickly flew away, because I did not want to be talked to by Mrs. Cheerilee, about complaints from their foal about her bullying them.

I got home, luckily Icess decided to go over to Choc's, not over here. So I was safe, for a few hours. I looked at Equestria Daily,  Searching for a job. My icy blue eyes scanned the paper. They stopped at a job interview for "Cloudsdale Weather Factory" That sounded interesting. HELP WANTED! JOB INTERVIEW ON SATURDAY ONLY! 2 PM TO 5 PM ! Crap, It was Saturday now.

I decided to go, and scribbled down a note to Icess, and headed my way out to Cloudsdale.