Poo Poo My Jew Jew Part 7
(do not read unless high or drunk, if ur not drunk heres a fun game to play. Everytime you see anything sexual take a shot of vodka lets see how many shots u can take before u die :3 )
Welcume to Poniville, 1929, in Aushwitzz in Equestria (dont worry there isnt any jewish jokes in dis fan-fic bcause teh holocaust is bad n stuff but no rly it is)
Adolf Molestia has arose to power things are starting to change. Mr Bone and Mrs Ify want to leave the country to escape his evil might. But they will enter a daring quest to do so many will die, many will cum.
Mr Bone or Mr Bon was a Anti Brony through and tho-so. He hated the idea of bronies. The idea of a guy watching My Little Pony scared him. Adolf Molestia was a brony but not only a brony but a clopper too. Mr Bon hated he ideology and planned to kill her.
but so one found out about this plan.....and this is were our story starts
Aushwitzz,1929, Act One Molestia Cumths
“flithy bronies i hate them soooo much” said Mr Bon. “why i mean its a pretty good fanbase with good art” said BA Derpy. “GOOD ART? ha more like good ummmm nevermind im really horny u?” “not so much ever since ive watched pon-” BA Derpy stopped his sentenced before he said Ponies. He could still feel the cum dripping from his pants last night when clopped to Twilight Spankle. This picture said Spank Me. BA Derpy Spanked his Penis all night long to this “picture of art”.
Mr Bon noticed the cum and got hungry for some, for some nicee juicy big fat bananas that were sitting there inside of Derpys Pants. He jumps ontop of Derpy in the middle of the street not caring for condums, not caring for safe sex, only caring for that last drop of cum to hit his mouth. Only wanting to taste every inch of him, inside him and outside him.
Meet ljigante a young little filly out in Aushwitzz to create his dreams and fullfil his destiny of becoming a hardcore-softcore-medicore-nerdcore-sophomore porn artist in cloppin section of Aushwitz. Before he enters the town he meets little baby penis. Only six inches high. ljigante has seen baby penises before. He knows they are the tools of the devil and should never be trusted unless ur really horny. Ljiante decides to tell if hes horny or not by rapping to his penis.
and here is his rap:
Are u horny
By: Ljigante
Fowarded By: My Penis
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
ARE U HARD
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
ARE U HARD
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
ARE U HARD
BCAUSE IM ABOUT TO SMAR U UP MY BUTTHOLE’S GUAR
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
ARE U HARD
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
ARE U HARD?
STOP SPITTING AT ME PENIS AND TELL ME IF UR HARD?
(dear god pls kill me :/ )
After singing this rap song he flicked his penis one,two,three, four....four times! He then ate the baby penis and walked away. While walking away he was transported through time and space into Vietnam in 1960s. He came free handed bcause the place smelled of Zecora. He soon turned around and was shot in the face with cum at the hands of Pinky Pie. Ljiante couldnt have enjoyed a more softcore death. I guess u could after he ate that baby penis death was cumming for him. Getting it with the cumming for him ahhh nevermind fuck you keep reading the story.
Aushwitzz, 1931, The Deporting of Gino
Molestia has just came into power. Gino the old minister of Aushwitzz is declared a low-life cum monster and should be rapped by someone with aids on first sight. Gino had to hide and the only place to hind was at Mr. Bon’s house. He knocks on the door quietly *tap *tap. “who cumeths at me door?” said Mrs. Ify wife of Mr. Bon. “it is a gino son of Woona” “prove it wipe out ur cock!” said Mrs. Ify. “not public madame im on a death sentence or rape sentence i should say”. “Well if u want to cum inside me, i mean if you want to come inside you have to show me ur cock.”. “fine” says Gino. He wips out his cock and shows it too her. “OH MY I COULD JUST JUMP ON DAT RIGHT NOW” says L3th4l Prodigy. “L3th4l? I thought we killed u?” says Mrs. Ify. “u cant kell sweg betch!” says L3th4l. “ I have to take u and ur family to court about trying to suck mr ginos dick here without aids.” “fine” says Mrs. Ify.
At court Mrs. Ify is tied up naked. “i see ur a bit suck Mrs. Ify” says Molestia. “ I know ur husband is a anti-brony since u failed to rape Gino and give him aids im having someone else do it for me. butt back to anti brony thing. Im going to do something he will never forget it will scare him forever. I will rape u, and ur son will become a brony.” “impossible!” “i think not, i hope you like strap ons, because im all out of didlos” says Molestia in a evil laugh
Molestia forces Mrs Ify to ride her. To ride til day. She feels,touchs, and lick Mrs. Ify head to toe. She experiences Mrs. Ify fully and when she is really to cum, she cums. It was the best cum for both of the two, Mrs Ify felt soo satisfy with the cum she herself became a brony for second. And from that cum a baby was born. Molestia decide to call the baby Mr Bronify bearing the name of both Mr Bon and Mrs Ify. She added the “r” to change it into Bronify. Forever scaring Mr. Bon.
The End
BA Derpy died after being raped by Adolf Himmler
Ljiagnte died in Vietnam and dead body was raped many times by a young asian boys
Gino was raped by Mike Tyson
MrBronify was created
