Author's Note
I'm taking a try at this story. First comedy and I wanted to try. Let's say I was drinking coffee while writing this! I need more coffee...
Comment if you want me to do a sequel!
This is the Only Chapter
Twilight ran around her house as she tried to find her doll, Smarty Pants. I need to find Smarty Pants! He's somewhere in here! Twilight ran everywhere, trying to find find her doll. She ran down the stairs and bumped into her brother, Shining Armor and Cadence, her foalsitter. "Sorry!" Twilight called out to them.
Twilight ran off into another room. "Man, she's acting like she's on coffee! I wonder what would happen if she had coffee right now?" Cadence asked herself as she put a hoof up to her chin. Shining Armor thought of something to answer that question. He ran off without a word.
Twilight still ran about trying to retrace her steps until Shining Armor came up to her, his horn aglow. "Hey! How are you my BBBFF?" Twilight asked in a rush of words. "Oh I'm-" Shining Armor was about to say before his little sister cut him off.
"That's great! Can you help me find Smarty Pants? I need to find him and I can't find him!" Twilight said in another rush. Shining Armor could have sworn his sister was already on coffee. She was jumping up and down, looking around everywhere like she was searching for the doll while trying to stand still in one spot. It had to be killing her not to move around to find the doll.
Shining Armor chuckled at the sight. "Well I can't help you," Shining started and immediately Twilight rushed off somewhere else. "but I can give you something to help you find her!" He yelled. She zoomed back with a huge grin plastered on her face.
"Really?!? Give it! Give it! Uh.. Please!" Twilight bounced up and down. "Alright. Ta-da! It's coffee! Drink it and you can find your doll in no time! I guarantee it!" Shining Armor said with a wink and a smile, placing the cup of coffee in front of her.
She looked at it and frowned. "Are you sure?" Twilight asked. "Uh-oh. The coffee pony did say it was the most caffeinated one there was. I hope he was right!" Shining thought to himself. "Uh... It is. Trust me, Twilight! I think you'll like this coffee!" Shining Armor nudged Twilight towards the coffee.
She looked at it, then back at Shining Armor, who wore a huge smile, then at the small cup of coffee. She picked up the coffee and took a sip. Sugar and sweetness filled her mouth. She went into her mind thinking of swimming in the dark, rich, sugary goodness. It tasted so good!
She came back into reality only to see Cadence and Shining Armor standing there looking at her with concern. "Twilight? Are you okay? Are you hurt?" Cadence waved her hoof in front of Twilight's eyes. Twilight blinked a bit before zooming off in a rush of all sorts of purple. "You will never catch me! I will find Smarty Pants! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!" Twilight shouted over her shoulders.
Cadence and Shining sat there in awe as she rushed off. Papers and things were flying everywhere from her speed. "One word to describe that. Awesome. Just awesome." Shining Armor sat there with his mouth hanging wide open.
Cadence sat there in disbelief. Twilight was even more energetic. She thought it wasn't possible. Twilight could hurt herself and Shining Armor sat there laughing at that. He was so immature that she had to give him a piece of er mind.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME! YOUR SISTER JUST RAN OFF WITH SO MUCH ENERGY THAT SHE COULD HURT HERSELF! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHINING ARMOR! YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE!" Cadence yelled at him. He just sat there with his mouth hanging open. He didn't move from his spot. Cadence picked up the coffee cup.
She read it. It said: Don't drink if hyper. Especially unicorns that are young. "Well that's really specific." Cadence thought to herself. She pushed Shining Armor over to knock him out of the shock.
He looked at her like she did something wrong. "What was that for?" Shining asked, rubbing his muzzle. "I'll explain later! We have to save your sister!" Cadence shouted running after Twilight, who was causing mass destruction everywhere. They looked at each other like they were fighting something dangerous. They galloped off to find her.
They finally found Twilight, who found her doll, Smarty Pants. She hugged the doll and opened her eyes showing a glowing white. "Duck!" Cadence yelled. Twilight's body glowed and floated up in the air. She was covered in white magic, which shot out white lightning bolts. The lightning bolts turned anything it hit into peaches.
Celestia came out of nowhere and turned everypony into bananas. After five minutes she turned them back into ponies. Twilight rubbed her head. "Why is everything rainbows?" she muttered. Shining Armor rushed over to her and hugged her. "You are NOT going to have anymore coffee, ever again." Shining Armor ordered. "But you gave her the coffee." Cadence replied to his strict order.
"So that means, Twilight, no coffee forever. Shining Armor, no cake for a month." Princess Celestia ordered. Then they all walked home like nothing ever happened.
"And that's why Twilight isn't allowed to have coffee." Spike ended the story. He started drinking his huge cup of coffee with sugar gems. "So basically, Twilight is to hyper for it?" Fluttershy aske. "Yep." Spike took another sip. "It's like me when I have coffee too! I'm so glad I'm not the only pony banned from drinking that stuff!" Pinkie Pie said in a rush of words. "I hope that never happens while we're at a sleepover. Right Rarity?" Applejack asked. "Here here." she replied.
"Where's Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked them. "COFFEE PARTY!" Pinkie Pie shouted out. She had Twilight by her side drinking something. Once she finished, the librarian ran around in a purple flash all over the library. Pinkie took a sip and did the same thing.
"I'll get the net." Fluttershy flew off. "I'll write a letter to Celestia." Spike walked off to find a piece of parchment. Here we go again...
THE END
