Chapter 1

Hello, my name is Youri. I am 21 years old, work on a high school as teacher, and live in a small apartment. So, just your average guy. Might not be the best life, but it was my simple life. But now I am being seen as national treat, code black, or something vague like that. And not by humans, but by ponies. Yes, you hear me. Ponies. Okay, I realize that this must be confusing for you, so lets start with the beginning.

So one of my friends was celebrating his birthday this afternoon, and invited me and a few other friends to come to his party. And let me already tell you: I don't like parties. Way to loud and way to much people. But my friend (his name was Kelvin, bydeway.) assured  me to make it a small costumed party, with only his best friends.

And then another thing: costumed party. I did not get that. We were all grown up man, so why did we need to dress up like we were 12? But because he was my friend, I made myself a costume, because if I was going to wear a costume, it would be a costume I REALLY liked, and not some kind of weird devil costume that every store has. So I made my own costume out of plastic and cotton and that. I wanted to go as a evil vampire (don't judge me) and because I like skyrim a lot (again, don't judge me)  I made my costume like this:

Let me already tell you, it was only the armor that looked alike. The guy that is in the picture looked nothing like me. I had black hair, with blue eyes, and a light skin. My hair was like two centimeters long, styled like a hedgehog.

With the costume, I made a black hood out of leather. It would cover up my hair and some of my face. To make a long story short: I looked badass. So when it was time for the party, I was confident that I would have the best costume ever. No, I KNEW that I had the best costume ever. I went to my bedroom and changed into my costume. I ate something before I left, and I was on the way. It was nice weather, so I decided to walk, as it was only a few streets away.

When I arrived at Kelvin's house,  I knocked, and kelvin opened. He had red hair and.....wait, why am I telling you about my friend? This is about me!

''Hey, you made it,'' Kelvin said ''and nice costume, man. Come right in.'' he said as he let me in. I walked passed him into the living room, to see a few other people. Now, this is just normal. What wasn't normal was that I was the ONLY one wearing a costume of some sort.

''Kelvin, why am I the only one wearing a costume?'' I asked my friend as he also walked into the living room.

''Well, they decided not to come in costume,'' Kelvin said annoyed. ''and I am still not happy with it'' he said to the others.

''We forgot!'' one of them said

I sat down in a chair and started talking to the other guest while Kelvin got himself something to drink.

''What do you want to drink?''

''Some cola.'' I said back before starting to talk to the other guests while being really ashamed to be the only one in costume. After kelvin got back, we all talked while he turned on some music and putted some snacks on table. We just talked about work, woman and other things. I'm not going to tell you all what we said, because your probably not interested in that. A few hours passed and then we got to a topic I hated.

My little pony. Goddammit. One of Kelvin's friends started it, and soon whole the conversation was about it. Because Kelvin, and a lot of his friends, were ''bronies''. Okay, first tings first: I don't care what people do in their free time. That's up to them and I will not complain. But when a lot of your friends are bronies, (my situation) you kinda get sick of them talking about it. They even wore t-shirts with ponies on them. And because Kelvin talked about it so much, I also knew a lot about the show. I friking knew all the main characters by name. NAME!!! Kelvin even convinced me to watch a few episodes. I still don't get what people like about it. It's way to colorful and bright and everything is fixed with friendship. If you asked me, that pony princess had all the ponies brainwashed with her friendship ideas.

''...and that's why Rarity is best pony,'' one of kelvin's friends said

''Oh, hell no! Fluttershy is best pony!''

''Are you locko in the coco? Pinkie is-''

''COULD WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?!'' I yelled ''I don't give a crap about ponies, so can we please stop this conversation?'' I asked. After that, we didn't talk about ponies that night, and just about likable things. Before I knew it, it was 2 A.M. The party ended there, as most of Kelvins friends, including me, were going home.

''Man, do you really need to go already? It was so much fun!'' Kelvin asked

''Sorry, but I need to be up at eight,'' I said as I was standing at his front door. ''See you next time.'' I said as I gave him a hand and opened the door to walk home.

''Bye Kelvin!'' I said one more time before setting out to go to my house. Even thought it was late, it was still comfortable outside. I was only walking for a few seconds as I saw thick droplets of water falling out of the sky. This was not good. My outfit was mostly made from cotton. I would become soaked if I didn't get home fast, so I started picking up speed.

A few seconds later, and the whole damn sky came down on me. I started running to get inside quick. I then noticed thunder in the sky. I stopped running and looked at the sky in disbelief. It was green. The clouds hanging above me were all green. The thunder that you could see once in a few seconds, was colored red. I had never seen anything like this. I started running again. This was not normal. I had to get inside quick. I was only one street away from my house, when I tripped over a branch.

''Fuck'' I yelled as I tried getting on my feet. Now the wind was blowing so hard, that I couldn't even hear my own voice. I tried getting on my feet again, while I slipped and landed on my back. I looked at the green clouds to see it being turned like some kind of tornado. It started making the clouds shift and a tornado of green clouds was coming right at me. The only thing I could do was screaming while the tornado wrapped around me.

All I could see was green while the tornado lifted me off the ground. It was the most scariest thing ever. But of course I did not scream like a little girl of eight. No, I screamed like a little girl of ten. Way manlier. Then the green clouds also got other colors. I could make out red, blue, and pretty much every color of the rainbow while I was being sucked further and further into the clouds. The last thing I remember was a light flash before the clouds disappeared. With me hanging in the air. I started screaming as I fell down. I saw a forest coming into view as I screamed at the top of my lungs. I saw that I was falling right down at some kind of pool in the forest. I landed in the pool with a loud SPLASH, before I climbed out of the pool.

And you know in movies, when someone falls into water and gets out of the water without any pain? In real life, it fucking HURTS when you fall into water from such a height. So I got out of the water, coughing and spluttering. I decided that I would just I lay down for a few minutes, because it felt like all the rips in body were broken.

So after the pain wasmostly gone, I started to look around me

''Where am I?'' I asked myself while I observed my surroundings ''Okay, I'm in the middle of a forest with tropical plants, which is not possible, because I have no forest close to home with tropical plants.'' I said while thinking about the situation.

''Okay, so I am likely to be miles away from my home, in the middle of some unknown forest, while nobody knows where I am. So being presented with those facts, gives me one conclusion about this all: I fucking hate my life!''

What also was weird, was the time of day. It looked like it was early in the morning, with the sun just coming up. But how is that possible? The whole tornado thing did take like 5 minutes. That means that it should be around two in the morning. This just wasn't logic at all. But it seemed that my brain got in some kind of autopilot and didn't worry about it back then. I needed to find people. A town, a village, hell I would even be happy with a single house with people. So I just started to walk in a random direction, hoping to find some kind of civilization.

As I was walking, autopilot kicked in, and to be honest, I do not know how long I walked and what I though about. Just after a time that could be minutes or hours, I reached the edge of the forest. That was the moment autopilot turned off and I again knew what was going on. I stepped out of the forest, and saw a small village. It sun was now up, and I guessed that it was around nine in the morning.

''YES!!!'' I yelled to myself. I was so glad to finally find people and a phone, so that I could go home. I then realized I was still wearing my costume with my hood on. What would they think, seeing me come into their town dressed like this. The weird glances I would get will be great I thought as I walked to the town.

It took a few minutes before I reached the town. What I saw there, still gives me nightmares. There were no people there. There where multicolored ponies walking the streets and talking to each other.

What the fuck is this? I thought as the ponies did their daily routine and not noticing me. The first thing I thought was that I was dreaming. One slap in my face, and it proved that I wasn't dreaming. I thought about dozens of other things, until one thought came into my mind: this is real. I started hyperventilating while looking at the town.

No no no, this can't be, this can't be. I need to run, need to hide, need to wake up, need to....calm down, calm down. I started to calm down a little as I looked at the town. Maybe one of those goddamn ponies has a way to bring me back to my world. Because now I was already assuming that I wasn't on my planet or universe anymore.

''Twilight! I need to find Twilight. She knows what to do,'' I said to myself. (Told you I knew way to much about this fucking world) I took a few deep breaths and walked in the town. Almost immediately all the ponies stopped and looked at me with fear. I stopped walking and looked around the town.

''...Uhm, hello?''

And hell broke loose. It looked like they saw Satan eating a child, or something like that. All the ponies started running and screaming monster while some passed out right on the spot. Others ran in their houses and smashed the doors shut, while others just ran in random directions

Okay what the fuck is wrong with these ponies? I thought as they all ran away. But then out of nowhere, I got hit in the head by a rainbow colored streak. I landed on the ground while hearing a loud bell in my head. I looked up to see a cyan colored pegasus with rainbow colored hair. I knew this one, this was Rainbow Dash, one of the main six. I did not get more thinking time as she flew over me and pressed me to the ground so that I couldn't get up.

''Would you be so kind to let me up?''

''Hey, I'm asking the questions here. You're not going to get up until you come with me peacefully,'' Rainbow said

''I don't have time now, I'm looking for-''

''It wasn't a question.'' She said as she added more pressure on my ribs. This was starting to annoy me really bad. I was being held here by some gay cyan pegasus for doing nothing wrong. I took a few deep breaths as I calmed down

''Okay, I'm gonna ask this one more time, would you please let me up.''

''Not a chance!'' Rainbow said.

''Okay, your choice!'' I said as all my patience was up. I hit her her in the head. She lifted a little of me, and that was what I needed. I rapped my arm around her neck and threw her off me. I quickly jumped on my feet, to see that the pegasus was already flying to me again. I quickly stepped to the left and rapped my left arm around her neck before pulling her into my chest, while my arm wrapped tighter and tighter on her neck. She got even bluer in the face as she couldn't breath. She started kicking, hitting and doing everything to get out of my choking grasp. After a few seconds, her fighting became less and less wild, because she was almost out of breath. Just before she passed out, I threw her into a building next to me.

''So, that's also dealt with,'' I said as I started walking further into the town.

The streets were all empty, except for a few brave ponies who looked at me like I was the devil. I looked around the town and saw that while it looked like a simple town from my world, it looked off. It took me a few minutes to realize what it was. It was to peaceful and beautiful. Everything was way to damn colorful. Everywhere I looked, there was color. Even the shadows made by the buildings and market stands where colorful. No dark, black shadows. Instead it was.... I don't know how to explain it. The shadows just had more... color. Does that sound weird?

It took me about twenty minutes before I reached the weird tree library. Let me tell you, on TV it looks way smaller. I reached the library and was just about to get inside when I heard someone yelling behind me

''STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!'' By now, I was starting to get pissed. Why can't nobody leave me alone.

''What now?!!'' I yelled as I turned around ''Can't you see that I'm-'' I stopped with talking as I saw 6 different ponies standing there, one which I already met. She had cuts and bruises on her, probably from me trowing her in a building, and she looked pissed. The other ponies were the rest of the main six.

''You have assaulted a citizen of Equestria, so come with us quietly and don't make this any harder on yourself, monster.'' The purple one said. That one was called Twilight, I think. The horned and winged pony. If I remember correctly, she was a princess. Now, I am normally not easily scared. But when 6 angry ponies stand in front of you, while you know that they are the bearers of the strongest weapons in Equestria, its scary. (of course, if their greatest weapon was friendship, it was less scary then something like a atom bomb, but I digress) But even though they were angry, I was pretty angry too, and I would not show them that I was scared.

''Finally, there's the welcome committee. I was wondering when you would show up,'' I said while grinning to myself ''What took you so long?''

''Don't play dumb. You attacked a citizen of Equestria. You shall be punished for this.'' Twilight said

''Punished? How are you gonna punish me? Using your 'friendship' on me. Whoo, scary.'' I said as I threw my hands back while pretending to be scared. ''Now if ya don't mind, I'm just searching to get home. So would you multicolored horses please step aside so that I can get going?'' I asked mockingly.

That did it. Rainbow Dash flew to me with enourmous speed and punched in my stomach. But instead of feeling pain, I barely felt anything. It appeared that my armor changed from plastic and cotton, to steel and leather. Dafuc? Before Rainbow would punch me in the face, I quickly gripped her arm with my right hand, and with my left hand, I hit her in the head. Before she could hit me back, I rapped my arm around her neck, and hold her to my chest again with my firm grip. déja vu

''Nobody move or I break her fucking neck.'' I said to them. Okay, that was probably a little to much evil, I know. But give me a break, will you! I have been sucked in a tornado, fell out of the sky, landed in water, drained of all my body heat by the cold water, found out that I was in a world with multicolored ponies and assaulted TWICE by a cocky rainbow colored pegasus. I think this was pretty justified. And it worked too, as the other ponies took a few steps back.

''Please don't hurt her,'' Twilight said while Rainbow was finally just holding still as she realized that her life could be over any moment.

''I won't hurt her if you step aside,'' They immediately stepped away, while I walked away slowly while looking at them to make sure they didn't try anything. ''If you follow me, she dies,'' I said before I started picking up some more speed while still walking so that I could view them all. They stood still as they slowly got out of my view. I walked until I reached the forest again.

''Hey, are you going to let me go now?'' Rainbow asked with fear.

''Of course.'' I said while rainbow gave a happy sigh, probably knowing that she would be safe. ''But first, I want you to sleep.'' I said before I hit her head so hard, that she passed out. I threw her on the ground and started running into the forest